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Eggy Lippmann
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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12-15-2005 08:35
You cant make cocoa on a coffee machine.
It turns into a sticky clay thing and clogs it up, causing the water to overflow and eggy to spend 30 minutes cleaning the kitchen. Also, pure cocoa is NOT normal chocolate. Putting the whole 125 gram package in your mug and drinking it will get you FREAKING HIGH for over an hour. You wouldnt put 125 grams of powdered coffee in your mug, WTF were you thinking?? God, I feel so horrible. Now that you know this, don't be a clueless idiot like me  _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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12-15-2005 08:45
*sigh*
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-15-2005 08:49
You cant make cocoa on a coffee machine. It turns into a sticky clay thing and clogs it up, causing the water to overflow and eggy to spend 30 minutes cleaning the kitchen. Also, pure cocoa is NOT normal chocolate. Putting the whole 125 gram package in your mug and drinking it will get you FREAKING HIGH for over an hour. You wouldnt put 125 grams of powdered coffee in your mug, WTF were you thinking?? God, I feel so horrible. Now that you know this, don't be a clueless idiot like me You're weird. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 08:50
/me passionately kisses kritter
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 08:51
You're weird. you never made a mistake before? i was out of coffee. I wanted a drink. i've never made cocoa before. how the heck was i supposed to know the damn thing would make me freaking high for two hours. _____________________
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Rose Karuna
Lizard Doctor
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 3,772
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12-15-2005 08:56
/passes Eggy a bowl of Coco Cookies
Here's some sugar too... now you can REALLY bounce off walls  _____________________
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,898
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12-15-2005 08:57
how the heck was i supposed to know the damn thing would make me freaking high for two hours. Theobroma* cacao *(food of the gods) _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Eggy Lippmann
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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12-15-2005 09:01
Theobroma* cacao *(food of the gods) I'm not a biologist or a chemist  I had heard that chocolate was vaguely similar to coffee but jeez. I'm not even feeling hyper. I'm... dizzy... uncoordinated. My head feels heavy, and I'm actually kinda sleepy. It's definitely the weirdest thing that's ever happened in my life and I'm definitely never going anywhere near cocoa again _____________________
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CrystalShard Foo
1+1=10
Join date: 6 Feb 2004
Posts: 682
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12-15-2005 09:09
Cocoa <3
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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12-15-2005 09:11
If you want a mind-blowing, chocolate love fest in your mouth - try Starbucks Chanticoe. You chocolate lovers will thank me.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-15-2005 09:11
I'm not a biologist or a chemist I had heard that chocolate was vaguely similar to coffee but jeez. I'm not even feeling hyper. I'm... dizzy... uncoordinated. My head feels heavy, and I'm actually kinda sleepy. It's definitely the weirdest thing that's ever happened in my life and I'm definitely never going anywhere near cocoa again None of those nasty side effects will occur if you eat the raw nut. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Ben Bacon
Registered User
Join date: 14 Jul 2005
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12-15-2005 10:25
You cant make cocoa on a coffee machine. It turns into a sticky clay thing and clogs it up, causing the water to overflow and eggy to spend 30 minutes cleaning the kitchen. I tried. I put coca in my coffee machine, and while it did turn into a sticky clay, and it did cause the water to overflow, it did not, repeat did not, cause eggy to clean my kitchen, for any amount of time, let alone the promised half an hour. If you are trying to get you kitchen cleaned by eggy, this technique will not work. Do not attempt it. |
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 10:34
Three and a half hours later i am still totally messed up. I am never even going near any amount of chocolate, or coffee or whatever, for as long as i live. _____________________
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Phoenix Psaltery
Ninja Wizard
Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 2,599
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12-15-2005 10:45
Three and a half hours later i am still totally messed up. I am never even going near any amount of chocolate, or coffee or whatever, for as long as i live. [Dangles a Dove bar in front of Eggy's nose] P2 _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 10:46
*barfs in phoenix's general direction*
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 10:47
I tried. I put coca in my coffee machine You're supposed to snort it or chew the leaf. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-15-2005 10:48
Three and a half hours later i am still totally messed up. I am never even going near any amount of chocolate, or coffee or whatever, for as long as i live. Lol. Seriously, try eating the nut. It'll make you feel happy and not do any crazy stuff to you. And it tastes like chocolate coffee. _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Kage Seraph
I Dig Giant Mecha
Join date: 3 Nov 2004
Posts: 513
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12-15-2005 10:52
WARNING - DON'T TRY THIS - IT DOESN'T WORK! I tried. I put coca in my coffee machine, and while it did turn into a sticky clay, and it did cause the water to overflow, it did not, repeat did not, cause eggy to clean my kitchen, for any amount of time, let alone the promised half an hour. If you are trying to get you kitchen cleaned by eggy, this technique will not work. Do not attempt it. Odd. Usually Eggy knows his stuff. It may be that the XMLRPC request to rez the Eggy got lost in transit. One would think they'd coded the eggy-giving servers to validate the transaction by now. Have you tried putting in a question to live help?  |
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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12-15-2005 10:56
Hey, Eggy. I hear you can make really good curry if you stick a block of Golden Curry in the coffee maker.
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 12:19
Hey, Eggy. I hear you can make really good curry if you stick a block of Golden Curry in the coffee maker. thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 12:23
thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other  Someone needs a nap._____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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12-15-2005 12:24
eat a stick of butter, it'll make you feel better..
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 12:31
eat a stick of butter, it'll make you feel better.. Don't forget to percolate it! _____________________
"The mob requires regular doses of scandal, paranoia and dilemma to alleviate the boredom of a meaningless existence."
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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12-15-2005 12:34
thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other Note to self: Cocoa overdose makes you all sensitive. *grins* sowwy eggy. I wuvs you weally Edit: To clarify, I mean Cocoa the drink. Not that too much reading Cocoa in the forums... well, you get the idea. |
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Eggy Lippmann
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Join date: 1 May 2003
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12-15-2005 12:35
Note to self: Cocoa overdose makes you all sensitive. *grins* sowwy eggy. I wuvs you weally I love you too kritter! Now if only I wasnt so freaking nauseous, and my ass didnt hurt like I was raped with a 12 inch dildo, I would cyber you in front of the whole channel EDIT: I mean forum! Damn it. I am really messed up, and spending too much time on IRC. _____________________
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