Now if only I wasnt so freaking nauseous, and my ass didnt hurt like I was raped with a 12 inch dildo
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12-15-2005 12:37
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 12:38
/me makes Addendum to note to self about effects of Cocoa Acid diarrhea is not fun. Too much coffee will do that to you, and apparently so will cocoa. _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 12:39
I love you too kritter! Now if only I wasnt so freaking nauseous, and my ass didnt hurt like I was raped with a 12 inch dildo, I would cyber you in front of the whole channel  EDIT: I mean forum! Damn it. I am really messed up, and spending too much time on IRC. You need to clog things up. Eat a potato and drink some milk (unless lactose inolerant or vegan). _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 12:43
Acid diarrhea is not fun. Too much coffee will do that to you, and apparently so will cocoa. How much coffee is too much? I can drink over a dozen cups a day easy. Indeed, I have a 12 cup electric perculator filled to the brim most days. Besides what I drink at work. *stubs out cigarette and pours another coffee* |
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12-15-2005 12:46
thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other I'm just intrested to know what you thought the reaction to clogging up your coffee maker with cocoa until it overflows and then drinking it would be.. _____________________
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 13:06
stubs out cigarette I thought you said you quit like a year ago  Looks like it didnt last _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:08
I thought you said you quit like a year ago Looks like it didnt last Hey, most smokers quit plenty of times! |
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 13:11
I'm just intrested to know what you thought the reaction to clogging up your coffee maker with cocoa until it overflows and then drinking it would be.. It looked like chocolate. It tasted like chocolate, though somewhat more bitter than your garden variety chocolate bar. I had to do *something* with it, so I ate it :\ _____________________
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12-15-2005 13:12
It looked like chocolate. It tasted like chocolate, though somewhat more bitter than your garden variety chocolate bar. I had to do *something* with it, so I ate it :\  Sounds like fun either way, minus the pain We are sympathetic we swear, just in a sarky way _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:13
It looked like chocolate. It tasted like chocolate, though somewhat more bitter than your garden variety chocolate bar. I had to do *something* with it, so I ate it :\ Next time you decide to experiment with Cocoa, put a few table spoons of it, some crushed ice, icecream and milk in a blender and make a delicious milkshake. Or if you don't have a blender handy, force feed a cow with ice cubes and cocoa and shake vigorously. Tip: Cows don't like ice cubes coming out their teats. Really DO shake vigorously. |
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12-15-2005 13:14
Next time you decide to experiment with Cocoa, put a few table spoons of it, some crushed ice, icecream and milk in a blender and make a delicious milkshake. Or if you don't have a blender handy, force feed a cow with ice cubes and cocoa and shake vigorously. If there are no cows about, substitute a cat.. easier to shake too _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:16
If there are no cows about, substitute a cat.. easier to shake too Dude... please don't try milking a cat. They may be a handy portable size but I really wouldn't recommend you try it. |
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-15-2005 13:18
Kritter, you're so funny <3
I don't think I'll ever go near anything remotely resembling chocolate though. Not for a loong time. In fact I think I'm gonna go on a diet or something. _____________________
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12-15-2005 13:18
Dude... please don't try milking a cat. They may be a handy portable size but I really wouldn't recommend you try it. How about a gerbil, fits right in your pocket!! _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:20
Kritter, you're so funny <3 I don't think I'll ever go near anything remotely resembling chocolate though. Not for a loong time. In fact I think I'm gonna go on a diet or something. The great thing is... you can do both!  |
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:20
How about a gerbil, fits right in your pocket!! That'd be a pretty small milkshake. Maybe a large sewer rat, if we're talking individual servings? |
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12-15-2005 13:22
Hmmm.. How about a baby goat? A goat-ling if you will.. (Yes I know its a kid but I like Goatling!)
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:30
Hmmm.. How about a baby goat? A goat-ling if you will.. (Yes I know its a kid but I like Goatling!) Goatling is a perfectly accepted term. As you'll see if you google it  And yes. I guess you could, but goats are faster and have big assed horns. Shake them vigorously at your peril. Shake their babies at your peril. |
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 13:31
How much coffee is too much? I can drink over a dozen cups a day easy. Indeed, I have a 12 cup electric perculator filled to the brim most days. Besides what I drink at work. *stubs out cigarette and pours another coffee* Too much is exceeding your current tolerance level to the point of negative effects. It is different for everyone. My grandfather was a chain smoker and drank 30 cups a day. _____________________
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Goatling is a perfectly accepted term. As you'll see if you google it And yes. I guess you could, but goats are faster and have big assed horns. Shake them vigorously at your peril. I like to call them, gripping handles.. _____________________
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Kris Ritter
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12-15-2005 13:32
Too much is exceeding your current tolerance level to the point of negative effects. Oh I'm waaaay past there. What's the next level? |
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 13:34
Oh I'm waaaay past there. What's the next level? The castle where you fight Bowser. _____________________
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12-15-2005 13:35
thank you for continuing to poke fun at me while i suffer horrendously. it's a great display of friendship, compassion, and general maturity. I dont know why i bother with these forums when people are always so nasty to each other Eggy - in all seriousness - if you have a cup of tea with about a teaspoon of cinnamon mixed in, it will really help the acid diarrhea and nausea stuff. . _____________________
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Chance Abattoir
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12-15-2005 13:36
Eggy - in all seriousness - if you have a cup of tea with about a teaspoon of cinnamon mixed in, it will really help the acid diarrhea and nausea stuff. . There is also a chemical in saliva that helps ease anal inflammation. _____________________
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