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Logan Bauer
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11-25-2005 19:10
Hmm...
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Mulch Ennui
15 Minutes are Over
Join date: 22 May 2005
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11-25-2005 22:54
Ok, it has been established earlier that Chuck is the manliest of men. Could such a manly man play Richard Simmons in a Richard Simmons biopic? actually, Richard Simmons is soooo manly that he has in fact flipped, lapped or tilted to become girly hence, Chuck would only have to crank the notch of manliness up to 11 to be so manly as to be girly either that or 28 straight days of roundhouse kicking himself in the nads should produce the correct effect _____________________
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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02-12-2006 20:38
Chuck Norris can't think of anything he can't do either. Wait a minute... Chuck Norris?! Chuck Norris?!!! He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his a**. _____________________
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Gabe Lippmann
"Phone's ringing, Dude."
Join date: 14 Jun 2004
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02-12-2006 20:42
Chuck Norris?! Chuck Norris?!!! He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his a**. I'm tellin' Chuck on you! _____________________
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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02-12-2006 20:58
I'm tellin' Chuck on you! Bring it!!!  _____________________
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Spinner Poutine
Still rezzin or am I
Join date: 28 Oct 2005
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02-12-2006 21:36
Can he stand on an SST flying from London to New York and pee into the wind without getting wet?
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Osgeld Barmy
Registered User
Join date: 22 Mar 2005
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02-12-2006 21:55
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ShadowFox Soothsayer
Kitsune of Shadows
Join date: 17 Oct 2005
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I found another thing chuck couldnt do!
02-13-2006 09:28
He couldnt stop JFK from dieing.
Chuck Norris went back in time and stoped John F. Kennedy from getting shot by catching the bullets wiht his beard. But, John F. Kennedy's head exploded from shear awe anyways. _____________________
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Zuzu Fassbinder
Little Miss No Tomorrow
Join date: 17 Sep 2004
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02-13-2006 10:04
If Chuck Norris wanted to do something, could he fail?
Also: How much "norris" could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck "norris"? _____________________
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Schwanson Schlegel
SL's Tokin' Villain
Join date: 15 Nov 2003
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02-13-2006 12:15
Can Chuck Norris stop his followers from rioting when his image is shown?
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Logan Bauer
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Join date: 13 Jun 2004
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02-13-2006 12:17
Can he stop me from having nightmares induced by the picture Schwanson just posted?
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Isruel Asturias
Registered User
Join date: 8 Oct 2005
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02-13-2006 21:06
The only thing Chuck Norris can't do is die.
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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02-13-2006 22:30
The only thing Chuck Norris can't do is die. Through a Norris was he born... through a Norris may he be reborn... and only by the roundhouse kicks of a Norris will he die. _____________________
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Torley Linden
Enlightenment!
Join date: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 16,530
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02-13-2006 23:22
Chuck Norris can't beat Bruce Lee.
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Chance Abattoir
Future Rockin' Resmod
Join date: 3 Apr 2004
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02-13-2006 23:24
Chuck Norris can't beat Bruce Lee. Not even fighting his corpse. _____________________
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Euterpe Roo
The millionth monkey
Join date: 24 Jan 2005
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02-14-2006 07:03
Not even fighting his corpse. Or . . . maybe even . . . the mind boggles. http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/chiba.jpg _____________________
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Cid Jacobs
Theoretical Meteorologist
Join date: 18 Jul 2004
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02-14-2006 09:24
Not even fighting his corpse. LINK That's an awesome video. And yea... Chuck did spar with Bruce once... and got his butt handed to him, but now Chuck has the edge... he's alive!  _____________________
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