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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 10:29
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Lianne Marten
Cheese Baron
Join date: 6 May 2004
Posts: 2,192
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11-23-2005 10:46
Chuck Norris can't think of anything he can't do either.
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 1,206
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11-23-2005 10:53
He can't have a heavy flow day, ok?
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Willow Zander
Having Blahgasms
Join date: 22 May 2004
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11-23-2005 10:53
He cannot surf the crimson wave????
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JackBurton Faulkland
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11-23-2005 11:00
He can't have a heavy flow day, ok? Yes he can, Chuck's flows are much heavier than any one elses because he has to take estrogen shots to calm his testosterine levels. Without estrogen shots Chuck would demolish the earth. I mean how do ya think the dinosaurs became extinct? He cannot surf the crimson wave???? Yes he can, Since Chuck created waves by roundhouse kicking the ocean he has full control over them. Basically Chuck Norris can surf anything. Including your head. _____________________
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Sansarya Caligari
BLEH!
Join date: 25 Apr 2005
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11-23-2005 11:05
Yes he can, Chuck's flows are much heavier than any one elses because he has to take estrogen shots to calm his testosterine levels. Without estrogen shots Chuck would demolish the earth. I mean how do ya think the dinosaurs became extinct? Yes he can, Since Chuck created waves by roundhouse kicking the ocean he has full control over them. Basically Chuck Norris can surf anything. Including your head. ohhhkayyyy, that being cleared up, I challenge Chuck Norris to come fix the damn music stream in SL so I can listen to the music that's playing on my land without the constant cutting out  (umm, btw, "cruising the crimson wave" actually happens to be the same thing as a heavy flow day, just for Chuck's future reference  )_____________________
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JackBurton Faulkland
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Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 11:08
ohhhkayyyy, that being cleared up, I challenge Chuck Norris to come fix the damn music stream in SL so I can listen to the music that's playing on my land without the constant cutting out (umm, btw, "cruising the crimson wave" actually happens to be the same thing as a heavy flow day, just for Chuck's future reference )LOL well that was my ignorance I cant speak for chuck but I am sure he knows what i meant. As for the music stream Chuck can fix it but only if Chuck feels like it. _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
Posts: 3,349
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11-23-2005 11:11
can he or can't he kick his own ass?
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JackBurton Faulkland
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11-23-2005 11:15
can he or can't he kick his own ass? Yes this was posted in the "Who discovered Americay" thread. When Chuck kicks his own ass he is sent back in time. Hence how he discovered America. _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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11-23-2005 11:30
So he can't withstand a beating by Chuck Norris.
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JackBurton Faulkland
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11-23-2005 11:35
So he can't withstand a beating by Chuck Norris. Well Chuck trying to beat him self up is like playing tic-tac-toe against yourself. It is impossible to lose. _____________________
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Taco Rubio
also quite creepy
Join date: 15 Feb 2004
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11-23-2005 11:42
Well Chuck trying to beat him self up is like playing tic-tac-toe against yourself. It is impossible to lose. So you're saying Chuck Norris can't lose? _____________________
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Chie Salome
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Join date: 19 May 2005
Posts: 221
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11-23-2005 11:43
Chuck Norris can't patch up the big hole in my sock. He sucks at sewing.
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Billy Grace
Land Market Facilitator
Join date: 8 Mar 2004
Posts: 2,307
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11-23-2005 11:44
He can't lick his own eyebrows!
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 11:44
Well it depends Chuck can lose his virginity over and aver again. It really depends on what you mean by lose.
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
Join date: 11 Jun 2003
Posts: 1,461
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11-23-2005 11:44
I don't get it.
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 11:44
Chuck Norris can't patch up the big hole in my sock. He sucks at sewing. Blastphamy!! Chuck is a great sewer of threads. If he chooses to sew. _____________________
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 11:45
He can't lick his own eyebrows! yes he can his eyebrows are detachable. _____________________
You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?
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JackBurton Faulkland
PorkChop Express
Join date: 3 Sep 2005
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11-23-2005 11:47
I don't get it. It's ok Chuck Norris is a tough subject to handle. If you research on him for a few years you may be able to understand a strand of what he is. Some people have devouted a life time to Chuck and still have not been able to completely understand him. _____________________
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
Join date: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 161
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11-23-2005 11:48
I don't get it.  maybe cause Chuck wont let you!!!_____________________
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Teri LaFollette
*smiles knowingly*
Join date: 26 Jan 2004
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11-23-2005 11:49
He can't lick his own eyebrows!  this has nothing to do with Chuck, i like Billy's forum pic!!!!!! woooT _____________________
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Zapoteth Zaius
Is back
Join date: 14 Feb 2004
Posts: 5,634
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11-23-2005 11:57
He can't stop "pie" being the most popular word in the forums!!
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JackBurton Faulkland
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11-23-2005 12:03
He can't stop "pie" being the most popular word in the forums!! PIE! pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie! Yes he could but Chuck like pie so he doesnt mind. _____________________
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Tang Lightcloud
Sweet & Juicy
Join date: 22 May 2004
Posts: 377
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11-23-2005 12:05
Chuck cant marry me cuz Im already married.
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Satchmo Prototype
eSheep
Join date: 26 Aug 2004
Posts: 1,323
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11-23-2005 12:06
Lets see Chuck do this
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