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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:03
http://www.local6.com/news/5482200/detail.html
A man dressed as Santa was arrested after he walked into a New Hampshire mall and dropped his pants in front of some teens, according to a Local 6 News report. "He continued doing this multiple times," Salem police spokesman Robert Larson said. "He was asked to leave the mall by mall security. On his way out of the mall, he dropped the pants one more time as a couple was walking in." _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:05
http://www.local6.com/news/5481204/detail.html
A mother was booked on a charge of first-degree murder for allegedly placing her 3-month-old son in a clothes dryer and turning it on. Darden said Adams admitted during questioning to putting the infant in the dryer and turning it on, but did not say why. _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:07
http://www.local6.com/news/5475786/detail.html
A 24-year-old man was arrested Tuesday on suspicion he raped two University of Central Florida students and then programmed his phone number into their cell phones so the victims could call him later, according to Local 6 News. "Once he left the second victim on Sunday morning, 30 minutes after that, he called her and just started talking like they were best friends," Orange County Sheriff's Sgt. Richard Makewich said. "She hung up the phone and he said call me later on." _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:10
http://www.local6.com/news/5478700/detail.html
Gov. Jeb Bush said Tuesday that he was "honored" Cuban President Fidel Castro had referred to him as President Bush's "fat little brother in Florida." "I'm flattered and honored," Bush said with a smile... "Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother,'" the Cuban leader said. "It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health." Bush, 52, has put on a few pounds since taking office in 1999. In October, he told pupils at a Tallahassee elementary school that he hasn't been walking enough. The children were urged to wear pedometers and take 10,000 steps a day to keep fit, but Bush managed only 735 steps that day. _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Mulch Ennui
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RL Leeroy Jenkins
12-07-2005 07:12
http://www.local6.com/news/5482880/detail.html
North Carolina Police said a former Florida resident being helped by paramedics stole their ambulance and was then killed in a crash. Blair Leroy Coffman lived in Raleigh, North Carolina, for about a week after moving from Largo. Coffman appeared to comply, but suddenly jumped up, got in the driver's side of the ambulance and locked the doors. He then drove off. Witness said the ambulance ran over a curb, drove along grass, hit an embankment and sail into the air, then slam into another small ditch. _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Selador Cellardoor
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12-07-2005 07:17
The explanation that comes most readily to mind was that he was a diabetic suffering from hypoglycaemia.
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Kris Ritter
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12-07-2005 07:19
The explanation that comes most readily to mind was that he was a diabetic suffering from hypoglycaemia. And that's why they put him in the dryer?  Oh wait. You meant... n/m |
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:20
The explanation that comes most readily to mind was that he was a diabetic suffering from hypoglycaemia. that doesn't explain the Trouser dropping Santa, the baby in the washing machine, or Jeb Bush if what you say is correct should have given Leeroy a stick of gum, saved some mess _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Eggy Lippmann
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12-07-2005 07:20
The explanation that comes most readily to mind was that he was a diabetic suffering from hypoglycaemia. Care to elaborate? _____________________
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Jeffrey Gomez
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12-07-2005 07:23
Two points if you can find the story on cameras in Palm Beach and the "lynching santa" story from today's news, Mulch.
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 07:28
Two points if you can find the story on cameras in Palm Beach and the "lynching santa" story from today's news, Mulch. /112/e7/74489/1.html#post774162 floridas terrorist plans OK http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-pcameras30nov30,0,3865862.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines and of course Santa  I should get 3 points again, WTF is wrong with Florida? _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Leilany LaFollette
Not old, just older
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12-07-2005 07:36
I always knew Florida was messed up
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Bond Harrington
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12-07-2005 07:53
WTF is wrong with Florida? It's America's Wang. |
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Selador Cellardoor
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12-07-2005 08:02
And that's why they put him in the dryer? Oh wait. You meant... n/m That's what they do with me every time I go hypo. _____________________
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Selador Cellardoor
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12-07-2005 08:07
Care to elaborate? When a diabetic's blood glucose level drops below normal, it can lead to bizarre behaviour. The lower it drops, the more bizarre the behaviour can be. There was actually a case in this country where a man had killed his wife while hypo, but was found not guilty of murder. I have seen some amazing film of a car travelling at high speed along a highway, bouncing off the safety barriers from side to side. Finally the policemen manage to bring it to a standstill on top of a high bridge. The driver gets out of the car - and then jumps off the bridge. Fortunately he survived. If ever you see anybody apparently drunk, but not smelling of alcohol, ask if they are diabetic. If they are, get a doctor quickly. _____________________
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Billy Grace
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12-07-2005 08:13
WTF is wrong with Florida Must be all the damn yankees moving down here!!!  _____________________
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Piccadilly Metropolitan
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12-07-2005 08:15
 "Feck off, Florida!" |
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kavak Kolache
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anyone notice that happened in NEW HAMPSHIRE
12-07-2005 08:22
lots of things wrong with florida but at least thats not one
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Joy Honey
Not just another dumass
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12-07-2005 09:05
I think this one falls under WTF is wrong with New Hampshire? _____________________
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Mickey Valentino
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12-07-2005 09:05
Wow! What timing!
We sent 15 high end laptops, IP phones and misc. equipment down to Miami for our engineers who are working with Fema to evaluate and develop plans for state and federal infrastructure damage assessment in the area. We were just notified by Miami FL Fed Ex that our shipment, 15 laptops, Cisco IP350, Bluecoat, nokia IP350, Cisco Catalyst 6500 and shipping case was lost at one of their distribution sites. What kind of moron loses an 7 1/2 foot shipping crate that weighs nearly 150lbs. All the rest of our equipment; laptop bags, cabling, IP phones WAP's etc.. made it back successfully and the Fed Ex rep was dumb enough to suggest that the shipping data must have been filled out improperly. I guess the form must have stated for it to be shipped to their Dist. site as thats where the trail ends. Thankfully it was insured for a small fortune. I'll be sure to face west and cuss them for each piece as its replacement is reconfigured. _____________________
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 09:16
I think this one falls under WTF is wrong with New Hampshire? oops my bad was a florida news website, I just took it for granted it was florida wtf is wrong with florida and NH?!? _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Zuzu Fassbinder
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12-07-2005 10:46
oops my bad was a florida news website, I just took it for granted it was florida wtf is wrong with florida and NH?!? WTF is wrong with Florida? Why is some nutcase in NH news in Florida?  _____________________
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 11:20
WTF is wrong with Florida? Why is some nutcase in NH news in Florida? I bet he lived in florida, thats what was so funny about this story: http://www.local6.com/news/5482880/detail.html North Carolina Police said a former Florida resident being helped by paramedics stole their ambulance and was then killed in a crash. Blair Leroy Coffman lived in Raleigh, North Carolina, for about a week after moving from Largo. Coffman appeared to comply, but suddenly jumped up, got in the driver's side of the ambulance and locked the doors. He then drove off. Witness said the ambulance ran over a curb, drove along grass, hit an embankment and sail into the air, then slam into another small ditch. notice how big a deal they made out of him being a former florida resident kinda like "OMG what was that guy thinking... oh, he was from florida, nvm, i understand" _____________________
I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Mulch Ennui
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12-07-2005 11:40
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I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
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Phoenix Psaltery
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12-07-2005 12:20
Wow! What timing! We sent 15 high end laptops, IP phones and misc. equipment down to Miami for our engineers who are working with Fema to evaluate and develop plans for state and federal infrastructure damage assessment in the area. We were just notified by Miami FL Fed Ex that our shipment, 15 laptops, Cisco IP350, Bluecoat, nokia IP350, Cisco Catalyst 6500 and shipping case was lost at one of their distribution sites. What kind of moron loses an 7 1/2 foot shipping crate that weighs nearly 150lbs. All the rest of our equipment; laptop bags, cabling, IP phones WAP's etc.. made it back successfully and the Fed Ex rep was dumb enough to suggest that the shipping data must have been filled out improperly. Thanks for all the stuff, but these dang laptops won't run SL properly. P2 _____________________
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