Believe in The Aimiee or die!

Man you don't know the half of it. I'm sort of like the ethnic group people use as the butt of all their jokes.

"So an Aimee walks into a bar..."

Still, I love these trouble-makers more than you can know

Hey! As a former Ravenglass renter, I resent the implications you're implicating there.

And jeez, you don't spell any better than Llauren.

/me has an idea for establishing SLylvain Learning Centers across the grid.

Classes will go like this:

Phoenix Psaltery: Class, please repeat after me: My name is Phoenix.
Class: MYE NMAE IS PHEONIX!
Phoenix Psaltery shakes his head
Phoenix Psaltery: Class, try it again, please: My name is Phoenix.
Class: MYEE NM IZ PHEONIXXXX!
Phoenix Psaltery: My name is Phoenix.
Class: RKY VRLL BO QWERTY!!!
Phoenix Psaltery: Look, just forget it, OK?
Class: Look, just forget it, OK?
One Guy In The Back: I like Krispy Kremes.
Phoenix Psaltery cries...



P2

SLatholic.



P2

Teddy would smite me if I abandoned him.

BLASPHEMY!!!

Bruce Lee is DEAD! Aimee (spell it right, foul infidel!) is the living butterfly chickie! The source of life, and light, and very cool clothing for hot girls! The one on the right!

ALL HAIL TEH AIMEE!

(sings in vintage Freddie Mercury fashion)

There she is, born to be Queen.
She’s the Empress of the Metaverse.
Here she belongs, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

And here she is, she’s the Empress of the Metaverse.
Here she belongs, fighting for survival,
She’s come to be the ruler of our world.

She is immortal, She has inside her blood of queens. (Yeah!)
She has no rival, no av can be her equal.
She’s the only future of your world.

Born to be Queen, Empress of the Metaverse.
Fancy and free, got the world in her hand.
She’s here for your love and she’ll take a stand.
She was born to be Empress of the Metaverse.
Need to tell you just one thing, her power’s in those pretty wings.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you.
People say you’ve had your day.
You’re someone that will go far.
Fly the moon and reach for the stars.
With your hands and head held high.
Got to pass the test first time — yeah.
I know that people talk about you, I hear it every day.
But you can prove them wrong ‘cause you’re right, first time.
Yeah, yeah, all right! Let’s go, let’s go!

Ha-HAH! Watch this butterfly!
Bring on the girls! Ha, ha, HAH!

Here she is, born to be Queen,
She’s the Empress of the Metaverse.
Here she belongs,
Born to be Queen, Empress of the Metaverse.
Fancy and free, got the world in her hands.
She’s here for our love, and she’ll take a stand,
She was born to be Empress of the Metaverse.




P2

Sorry Phoenix it was late, and that heathen Prok was tormenting me and I was cwying cuz he hurted my widdle feewlings

I understand. When I find myself tormented by things that bother me, I think good thoughts and go to my Happy Place. In my case, I visualize a beautiful valley between two mountains.





P2

I feel better already! I have been to the mountian top the peaks and the valley and it was goooooooood!

Aimee be praised

Those aren't mine. Mine are better


And they have healing powers.

Doth not thine Aymei wish her name not to be spake. Is it blasphemy to speak or spell her true name. For the one true name alone can encapsulate her greatness, yet the sound from our mere mortal(or be it furry or be it gorean or vampire or....) voices spoken by anyone other than herself, by that very act, reduces its all-powerful resound to that of our making.
Blessed be the one who's name we do not speak...
Um, How about a symbol, that can be used to represent "the goddess formally known as"....

Is this a fact we take on faith or will you be offering up some proof? Testimonials do not count.

++1

Or, in standard internetese:

GIFs!

(though I suppose JPG or PNG will do in a pinch)

HEAL ME. O GODDESS! HEAL ME!

P2

Uhm... no. There is another, whose name we do not speak. We will refer to him only as "the anti-Aimee."

P2

The peaks? My favorite parts.

P2

Hokay. Noob! Let`s see, Ah`ve been in-world foah, oh, about never been there yet, an Ah`ve been hearin` of her for, oh, a month or more. Ah`m still "Llauren Wannabe" foah about ten more days or so.Aye carrumba! Aimee Madam Butterfly Weber is respected about as much as any three folks Ah see in th` forums.All Hail the Butterfly Queen, Goddess of Fashon and Potatoes!


Aimee, Yoah diety-ness, when will/how can Ah earn ma Angelic Butterfly wings? Please?

Please, not the `tater again! <BURP> Ah`s not hungry jes` now!

Why Phoenix, Honey, Ah didn`t know y`all cared! <BLUSH>

Yea, verily, when it comes to the mountain's majesties, purple or otherwise. I care very much.



P2

Awwww, shucks!

All hail the purple mountians magesty, for Aimee is great in her gifts.

Aimee be praised!

I really must visit an Aimee sim one of these days. I will, however, take the precaution of bringing my own supply of water, just in case Aimee spiked the rivers and lakes with something.

You just can't trust foreign deities to play fair nowadays. It's all about the conversions.

Geepa, Geepa, Geepa...

Since when has what God actually said made any difference to the faithful?

Don't be silly.

I know what She really wants us to do, regardless of what She actually says she wants us to do. After all, I am Her One True Profit!

Now if you folks don't start sending me that money, you will all taste Her wrath!! (Or some very tasty potatoes anyway, with REAL bacon bits of course! The Aimee isn't a cheapo ya know!)

potato

Im a believer.
can i send a donation ?who do i send it to?
oh wait i dont have much money will a rolex do?
can i have my eternal life now?






































errrrr..... potato ?????

When the check clears, then you get eternal life my child