This morning when I logged in to SL there was a random cube on my land! This was obviously a sign from The Amiee that she wants us to cleanse SL of all unbelievers!
How can we, the True Believers, allow all the infidels of second life to exist? Their mere unbelieving presence is an affront to our Glorious Amiee.
Join me fellow believes in cleansing Second Life from all who don't believe in the Almighty Amiee Weber!
Join now or be lost forever!
Who's with me?
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 16:08
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Lecktor Hannibal
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04-27-2006 16:26
This morning when I logged in to SL there was a random cube on my land! This was obviously a sign from The Amiee that she wants us to cleanse SL of all unbelievers! How can we, the True Believers, allow all the infidels of second life to exist? Their mere unbelieving presence is an affront to our Glorious Amiee. Join me fellow believes in cleansing Second Life from all who don't believe in the Almighty Amiee Weber! Join now or be lost forever! Who's with me? Potato To be taken seriously as a proselyte you may want to spell her name correctly at least ONCE. _____________________
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 16:30
You dare mock the Profit of Amiee!!
Lecktore is the first one against the wall!! potato |
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Ananda Sandgrain
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04-27-2006 16:30
You lost me at Potato.
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04-27-2006 16:31
You lost me at Potato. You had me.  _____________________
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 16:32
Potato is the secret message of Aimee. All TRUE believers know what it means.
Repent!! REPENT I TELL YOU!! potato |
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Trinity Serpentine
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04-27-2006 16:53
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Vares Solvang
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Follow the words of Her Profit!
04-27-2006 16:54
The Almighty Aimee has spoken to me, and I have written down her words in my book. Ok, so she didn't actually SAY these words to me as such, but I DID feel her Presence guiding my hand as I wrote the words down. So I KNOW that they are Her words!
You must believe these words, live by them or you are doomed! Any who deny the truth of Her words will be condemned forever to be covered in sour cream and chives! (and maybe some yummy bacon bits if they were really naughty) Please, don't let this happen to you! REPENT NOW WHILE YOU CAN! potato |
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Trinity Serpentine
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04-27-2006 16:57
LIAR! Amy Weebler is the truth! You shall be baked for your slander and heresy!!
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 17:01
Dear friends, don't let the words of this heretic distract you from The Truth. The Truth that was given to me, the True Profit, directly from The Divine One Herself!
For I am the daughter of Amiee! You must believe or be condemned for all eternity! You don't want to be baked forever do you? The day of Judgment is nye. Repent while you can! potato |
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Lecktor Hannibal
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04-27-2006 17:14
Actually, no. I find this forum rather sick and pathetic and really don't enjoy spending time on it and it's not fun. The company is awful. The people are sycophantic jerks. It's drawn all the worst of the FIC. But that's ok. I view it as part of the necessary effort in trying to take on the poison of the forums. I can't let these people keep riding roughshod. So I go on working at exposing and countering it. _____________________
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 17:16
Those who refuse to believe that I am The One True Profit, that I am the Daughter of Amiee shall all be condemned to the Great Tin Foil of Baking! Beware, the sour cream and chives (and possibly some yummy bacon bits) await you unless you repent now!
For complete absolution send 1000 Lindens to me and I shall beseech the Divine One on your behalf. I shall beg of her to remove the Great Tin Foil of Baking from your future. I shall divert the sour cream and chives (and possibly some yummy bacon bits) from being cast upon you! Don't delay, buy salvation today! (Tax and delivery charges extra, offer void where prohibited by law) potato |
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Phoenix Psaltery
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04-27-2006 17:30
The Almighty Aimee has spoken to me, and I have written down her words in my book. Ok, so she didn't actually SAY these words to me as such, but I DID feel her Presence guiding my hand as I wrote the words down. So I KNOW that they are Her words! The only time I've ever felt Aimee's hand guiding mine, it wasn't for writing purposes.  I doubt that you have ever met the goddess, let alone spent quality time with her, as I have. OK, so now you can spell her name right, at least on a part-time basis. Next you need to learn to spell Prophet (unless your relationship with the Goddess is strictly a financial one -- then you may be spelling it correctly), nigh, and Lecktor. Actually, upon reviewing this thread, I believe that you are possessed by the spirit of Robert Tilton, which in my book puts you three steps further down on the ladder than Jimmy Swaggart. P2 _____________________
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 17:35
NO, you don't understand. The Aimee has has given me special knowledge of secret things! Such as the proper spellings of her name! I am the One True Profit!! You must believe! I am!! I AM I AM I AM!!
Don't let the sour cream and chives (and possibly some yummy bacon bits) get you!! Send me money dammit!!! potato |
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jrrdraco Oe
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04-27-2006 17:38
To be taken seriously as a proselyte you may want to spell her name correctly at least ONCE. First thing that came to mind when I read that |
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 17:38
Secret knowledge I tell you!! Believe!!!
Oh I know!! It was just a translation error!! yeeaaahhh, that's it!! A translation error! So send that money! potato |
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Surreal Farber
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04-27-2006 17:54
we must all don wings and dance in propriation of the AIMEE
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04-27-2006 17:54
I don't want to seem ungrateful here, but as far as religions go...Aimeeism has been light on the bloodshed. Could you guys please demonize some group of non-believers in SL and relentlessly slaughter them please? The other gods are starting to talk and it's quite embarassing.
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Phoenix Psaltery
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04-27-2006 17:54
Look out of your window, and see the mob coming with torches to take you and stone you to death, you false profit, you.
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Trinity Serpentine
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04-27-2006 17:57
we must all don wings and dance in propriation of the AIMEE We did that for her last birthday.  _____________________
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04-27-2006 18:16
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 18:17
I don't want to seem ungrateful here, but as far as religions go...Aimeeism has been light on the bloodshed. Could you guys please demonize some group of non-believers in SL and relentlessly slaughter them please? The other gods are starting to talk and it's quite embarrassing. The Amiee has spoken to me!! She tells me that she wants us to spread a message of peace and love throughout all of Second Life! She tells me she wants the other Gods to talk as it pleases her greatly! So go my fellow believers, spread the words of peace and love through out the land! Your One True Profit has spoken! (that will be 500 Lindens please) Look out of your window, and see the mob coming with torches to take you and stone you to death, you false profit, you. You don't frighten me! The Almighty Aimee will protect me from your unbelieving hoard! She will rain her wraith of sour cream and chives (and oh yes, you will definitely have the yummy bacon bits as well!) down on your head! You will suffer more than any other in history ever has!!! Oh, and peace and love to you. potato |
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Phoenix Psaltery
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04-27-2006 18:19
I don't want to seem ungrateful here, but as far as religions go...Aimeeism has been light on the bloodshed. Could you guys please demonize some group of non-believers in SL and relentlessly slaughter them please? The other gods are starting to talk and it's quite embarassing. But I thought you said we were to build a huge temple and begin hiring temple prostitutes, like in ancient Corinth? Don't tell me that's been put on the back burner again. My ideas always get shot down.  P2 _____________________
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Vares Solvang
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04-27-2006 18:21
But I thought you said we were to build a huge temple and begin hiring temple prostitutes, like in ancient Corinth? Don't tell me that's been put on the back burner again. My ideas always get shot down. P2 SEE????? He doesn't have any idea what The Aimee wants!! I am the One!! Believe in what I say!! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! potato |
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Phoenix Psaltery
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04-27-2006 18:23
The Amiee has spoken to me!! She tells me that she wants us to spread a message of peace and love throughout all of Second Life! You're really starting to annoy me. Spell the goddess's name right or I'm gonna make you into Julienne fries. You don't frighten me! The Almighty Aimee will protect me from your unbelieving hoard! She will rain her wraith of sour cream and chives (and oh yes, you will definitely have the yummy bacon bits as well!) down on your head! You will suffer more than any other in history ever has!!! Oh, and peace and love to you. potato 1. horde 2. wrath Oh, and I eat potatoes like they were french fries. Get outta my face before I decide to make you into... never mind, I did that joke already. SEE????? She doesn't have any idea what The Aimee wants!! I am the One!! Believe in what I say!! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! "She" who? It was funny at first. Now you're just a twit. kthnxbye. P2 _____________________
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