Believe in The Aimiee or die!

SPECIAL KNOWLEDGE!! I spell Her name correctly at all times. She goes by many names!


I am the One True Profit! I am never wrong!!!!

Peace and Love to you, even though you will spend eternity in The Great Tin Foil of Baking suffering endlessly in a pool of sour cream and chives with tasty bacon bits!

potato

Hmm. You may have something there. Aimee, The Aimee, teh Aimee, butterfly girl, goddess, Empress, Mistress, Hot Stuff, Manhattan Momma... uhm... never mind...



I shall EAT my way out of your so-called tater hell! (Can I have some shredded Cheddar, too? Yum! And are they real bacon bits? None of those fake Bacos things, please...)

***BURRRRRP!!!***

P2

Howdy, y`all! You`ve got me literaly laughin` out loud!

All Hail th` Butterfly Goddess!

Y`all`r wrong! Th` Great Aimee speaks ta ME!

[Ok, so she tol` me `at she`s busy, but she tol` me herself!]

...so, when c`n Ah get ma own set o` wings, Madam Goddess? Please? Please?

No! No! NO! NOOOO!!!! NOT TH` POTATOE! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Where y'all from, hon? The deep south?

It's really hard to read when you type like that.

P2

Just a tip, whenever you find yourself desirous to set yourself as the primary mouthpiece of a deity, at least make sure the deity will not speak for herself.

Or else you may flub and be tortured horribly by zealous followers angry at the corruption of their faith.

And this is an infidel speaking.. (Also correct spelling does tend to help, unless of course the diety is a notoriously bad typist or speller.)

You make some valid points. Perhaps I should dust off the ole smiting routine...

I thought Kellie Pickler was voted off the island this week?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I was goan serve up a big mess o' calamari for dinner, but it turned out t'be Cthulu's mom...

P2

Who?

As it is the will of The Aimee that there be more bloodshed in Her name, I hereby initiate an inquisition against myself.

I promise to not let myself rest until I have converted myself or die trying or die resisting my conversion.

Until Further Notice all Leave for members of Empress Aimee's Personal Guard are Cancelled!
All members are to be at HIGH alert

i have a feeling.....

American Idol reference.

If it's bloodshed teh Aimee wants, it's bloodshed teh Aimee shall have.

I intentionally cut myself shaving just now.

P2

It's a little know fact that 'Aimee' is simply a pet name for the greek goddess Aphrodite

Yup. And basically she still has the 'tude she had when she used to make guest appearances on Xena and Hercules.

No wonder I luuuuuuuuv her!

P2

I have heard the words of the godess Aimee and on behalf of all tru Aimeests everywhere I declare the heathen Prok and his band of evil Ravenglass Renters to be the devil. I urge you in the name of the one true Aimee smite the heathen Prok and his band ( besides he slammed me in his blog and hurt ma widdle feewings) He must die

Aimme Be Prasied!!

I hereby declare that I have never met, seen, or IM'ed with Aymeeee Weoeblert or any ot he other mispellings here mentioned, so I doubt she/he/it/they exist.

But you can give me some money if it will make you feel better.

Hail Aimee, full of cheese,
the FIC is with thee;
blessed art thou amongst residents,
and blessed is the fruits of thy womb, the Lindens.
Holy Aimee, Mother of fashion,
pray for us Prok'ers,
now and at the hour of our derezzing.
Amen.

don't mind me, just stopping here for a moment to use the restroom...

No matter what...there is always SOMEBODY crapping on my thread!

i call them
Prok's Inner Group

Our Aimee who art in SL
Feted be her name
Her queendom come
Her will be done
In SL as it is on the Forums
Give us this day our weekly stipends
And forgive us our formal warnings
As we forgive those who have AR'd us
And lead us not into tacky builds
And deliver us from lag
For thine is the grid and the glory
Forever and ever
Amen

I spent last night shining a bright light in my eyes, denying myself food, drink, and use of the lavatory. I think I may crack soon, but I also have yet to see the strength of my resolve. I may have to resort to rubber hoses on the backs of my knees but also know that will have little effect.

If that doesn't work, I may force myself to read A Scanner Darkly loudy, in a cold shower, in reverse. I think I may try to get Amnesty International to try to intervene on my behalf which should prove difficult as I'm prohibiting myself contact with the outside world.

To what depravities will I sink, and can my will withstand it, respectively?

It's---- the Potato Goddess.
It's---- the Potato Goddess.
Won't you bow down to our Starch-Based Savior?
Good is She who grows in dirt, I'll wager.
She's the One Tuber: The Potato Goddess.

Go---- to the promised land.
Pil----- grimage is so grand.
In Peru 300 types were grown, so
Incas were the chosen people, we know
They were true to The Potato's command.

*drinks a cup of joe*



... you know, what if I just say I don't believe her at all? I'm guessing she going to spam my land with her pointless cubes.... oh wait, I don't have land.


so uhh...

*tips his coffee*


how are you going to do something about me.... without giving me a good reason to report on her?

no wait... I take that back.... let me just say... who the hell is Aimiee?








go ahead point at me, laughing, and calling me "noob"

*drinks rest of his coffee*



The point is.... I've been in SL for uhh... almost 2 months now.... and never heard a single word about her. Sounds like she lack of respects from her people.

In other words, she's no goddess.









Bruce Lee is god, take that!

I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. --Bruce Lee