Forum Cartel VII

i was asked to design and place a custom bar with bartender animations by the firepit, where sitting stools currently await its return. by request, i had placed the bar there before (twice), and it was returned to me both times.

i don't really care one way or the other. so, here's wut i'm going to do... i'm going to put it back one more time, tonght. if it gets returned to me, then i'll ask you all to contact Soen Eber about it, since he is the one who hired me.

ok, ok, we won't sit on the couch anymore. we'll give someone else a chance. )
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Did you deed the objects to the group? That may be the problem. Or maybe one of the building staff will be here soon. I don't know much about it, I'm just the group Co Owner

Hah!! Lol. You misread that. I was saying that you're the kind of girl I could take home to meet my mom, but only if I got mom a little liquored up first. Not that mom would do anything to you. Trust me - I'd mess you up plenty before we got to the point where you met my mom. Look at it this way, a 10 on the scale would be the kind of girl that I would not introduce to my mother under any circumstances. I've given the poor woman enough grief in her life as it is. As you move down the scale from slutty hot to girl-next-door hot, then you get closer to someone you can introduce to mom. Don't get me wrong - both ends of the scale are hot.

It's a complicated system.

LOL, I guess I didn't realize that you would get your own mom drunk to get the action going. WRONG WRONG WRONG!

lol - now you're just picking on me. While she's drunk, we can steal some cash out of her wallet and swipe her car. I haven't done that in 20 years! If that's what it takes, then fine. Bring the wings and the angry, naked girl that was chained to the rock, it will be a party.

What kind of car?

I think she's driving a late model Cadillac. Pretty sure it's a convertible. I'm going to have to call her one of these days. At any rate, she won't report it stolen until she sobers up.

I also read it the Love way. I thought you were trying to set your mother up with someone, and I was very confused. Um . . .good son?

Um . . . "the angry, naked girl that was chained to the rock" . . . um . . "the angry, naked girl that was chained to the rock . . ." What????

"That one, there. The sultry Bitch, with fire in her eyes".

So . . if I have this right . . not only is Trout the king of getting women to throw themselves at him, he is now also getting women to bring him naked naked chicks chained to rocks?

{yes I did accidently put naked twice, but I'll leave it that way; what I can't figure out is why his charms has not spread to the men yet}

I like the effect ......

Trout's talents know no bounds it seems.

Well I'm at the forum hangout for a while nearly every day. Since I'm officially homeless now, it's where I sort my inventory, go through my 200 million login IM's, get dressed, and ease into SL.

Why not rent at Liome? I will give you the best deal ever. Just don't tell anyone.

I tried to get pics, but she wouldn't send them. Being naked and chained to a rock gets you a HUGE bump in your slut rating.

Alright - I should have read my rating to Love better. Am I the only one who has heard someone described as "the kind of woman (or man as the case might be) who you can't take home to mom"? That's what I meant. From the pictures I got, she's not the kind of woman I could take home to mom, unless I got mom a little tipsy first. I'll leave my mom out of future posts. I'm quite sure she'd be horrified by this whole thing.


It's not the naked chick that's a problem, it's lugging that rock that she's chained to around. Those things are HEAVY.

And I still deny being the king of anything. I'm just Trout. But I may add Barry White after zombie in my sig.

Oryx - I have a skybox that is basically empty if you need a place to crash for a while. IM me in world if you would like to see it.

Hi Trout, I mostly lurk here. But I want my slut rating. I sent you some pictures in world. I hope you enjoy.

Excellent, excellent. I'll check them when I get on this evening (weather and internet provider permitting - stupid Comcast is screwing up my second life and I can't even blame LL!). Lurkers are welcome to send pics - it won't affect your rating at all.

You'll like Beth, Trout. She's right up your alley.

So does that mean you COULD take me home and introduce me to mom?



And what'd you think of that latest pic, btw?

I wasn't going to take pictures of her unless she gave her consent. Trout, the miscreant that he is, didn't feel that was entirely necessary. The problem was that the girl chained naked to the rock was pretty annoyed at being, well, naked and chained to a rock. I didn't even bother asking. She had stopped talking to me a while beforehand.

And Trout, I completely understood what you meant, but the opportunity to twist your words and make you look like even more like a deviant... too difficult to resist!

Love

i deeded it today. i didn't know about that. it's at the firepit. if that's wrong, i'm sorry.

Yes, I could. But I'd do all sorts of things to you first - none of which she'd approve of. See how it works? Still crazy hot, but at a different scale on the slut-o-meter.

The latest pic was the MaryAnn pic? Did I send you a PM on that? I thought I had. Still girl next door hot, but you and Lexxi (with the naughty secretary thing) have now hit on a couple of my weakest points. Some guys went for Ginger. The weirdos liked Mrs. Howell. I think a few of them liked the Professor, but that's a different story altogether. I had a crush on MaryAnn. There. That's my confession for the day. Tomorrow we can talk about my favorite Charlie's Angel and Daisy Duke.

Lol - I knew. That was very noble of you, seeing as how you were apparently picking on her while she was tied up naked to a rock. It would have been hilarious if you had asked, though. You think she was angry before! Imagine asking her if you could snap a couple shots so some complete stranger could call her a slut. /me's mind boggles.

I figured you were goofing on me. Go ahead - make me look like a deviant. You can only help my reputation.