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Okiphia Rayna
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Join date: 22 Sep 2007
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11-07-2007 15:02
From: Ricardo Harris
Why are you apologizing?

You have to reason to apologize to anyone here and much less to and because of some idiot who bitches about someone simply because they're asking questions. Ask away regardless of what the question is and don't shy away.


I apologized because I feel it was the courteous thing to do... I'm sorry ;)

But I apologize if someone doesn't like something I do, its just how I am.. I apologize and work it out ^^
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-07-2007 15:16
From: Kelly Kuiper
So how do I get this shoe out of my bum then?


OK - listen carefully. This can be done, but you need the proper technique. Ready? Alright then. This is for right-hander's. If you are left handed, face South instead of North.

Make a fist with your right hand, with your thumb sticking straight out. With your left hand pinch your nostrils shut. Take a deep breath. Stick the thumb of your right hand into your mouth up to the first knuckle. Bend at the waist about 30 degrees and blow with all your might. D not let any air escape through your mouth or nose. In a couple of seconds you will turn bright red. In a couple more, you will start to see stars. In about a minute, you'll hear a loud bang and you might pass out. When you come to, the shoe should be on the other side of the sim. You're bum might be a little sore.

IMPORTANT: Do not allow anyone to stand behind you during this process and make sure everyone present wears safety glasses.
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
11-07-2007 15:26
From: Trout Recreant
OK - listen carefully. This can be done, but you need the proper technique. Ready? Alright then. This is for right-hander's. If you are left handed, face South instead of North.

Make a fist with your right hand, with your thumb sticking straight out. With your left hand pinch your nostrils shut. Take a deep breath. Stick the thumb of your right hand into your mouth up to the first knuckle. Bend at the waist about 30 degrees and blow with all your might. D not let any air escape through your mouth or nose. In a couple of seconds you will turn bright red. In a couple more, you will start to see stars. In about a minute, you'll hear a loud bang and you might pass out. When you come to, the shoe should be on the other side of the sim. You're bum might be a little sore.

IMPORTANT: Do not allow anyone to stand behind you during this process and make sure everyone present wears safety glasses.
You owe me an apology. And a new keyboard.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
11-07-2007 15:36
From: Raymond Figtree
You owe me an apology.
Okiphia appears to be the best apologizer in this thread - I'm not sure about Trout's skills in that area. Maybe she should take Trout on and train him ... I hear she has a new man-sized collar that she's looking to test ...

:p
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-07-2007 16:03
From: Nika Talaj
Okiphia appears to be the best apologizer in this thread - I'm not sure about Trout's skills in that area. Maybe she should take Trout on and train him ... I hear she has a new man-sized collar that she's looking to test ...

:p


No good. No matter how hard I blow on my thumb, the collar won't come off. I'm terrible at apologizing. Mostly because I refuse to admit I could ever possibly be wrong. It's a good skill to develop, bcause I never have to deal with guilt over the awful things I've done.

If you think the shoe thing was good, wait until I tell you my method for getting the hair out. Hair doesn't form a tight enough seal to be blown out like a shoe. It involves thirty feet of rope, a tall building, a boy scout and a bowling ball with an eyehook drilled into it.
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Bradley Bracken
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11-07-2007 16:33
From: Okiphia Rayna
it just leads to more drama...which noone likes


If only that were true.



You've got a lot of class Okiphia. Thank you for being in the forums.
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Sally Silvera
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11-07-2007 16:37
To be fair ...... apologies have been exchanged and accepted and I for one have full respect for that on both sides ...... leave it be people...... Ii'm sure there's other places to have fun :)
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Maggie McArdle
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what are the forums for....
11-07-2007 16:41
pie.
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Maggie McArdle
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11-07-2007 16:53
From: Trout Recreant
OK - listen carefully. This can be done, but you need the proper technique. Ready? Alright then. This is for right-hander's. If you are left handed, face South instead of North.

Make a fist with your right hand, with your thumb sticking straight out. With your left hand pinch your nostrils shut. Take a deep breath. Stick the thumb of your right hand into your mouth up to the first knuckle. Bend at the waist about 30 degrees and blow with all your might. D not let any air escape through your mouth or nose. In a couple of seconds you will turn bright red. In a couple more, you will start to see stars. In about a minute, you'll hear a loud bang and you might pass out. When you come to, the shoe should be on the other side of the sim. You're bum might be a little sore.

IMPORTANT: Do not allow anyone to stand behind you during this process and make sure everyone present wears safety glasses.


sighs and goes and shops for a new keyboard and monitor.........
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about lindens. Another, another interesting, uh, lindenism, uh, there are only three jobs available to a linden. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.You can bake cookies in a tree. But the third job, some call it, uh, "the show" or "the big dance," it's the profession that every linden aspires to.
Lindal Kidd
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Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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11-07-2007 17:35
From: Maggie McArdle
sighs and goes and shops for a new keyboard and monitor.........


Oh...oh...oh...crap. Make that two.
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Kelly Kuiper
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Join date: 20 Nov 2006
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11-08-2007 00:16
From: Trout Recreant
OK - listen carefully. This can be done, but you need the proper technique. Ready? Alright then. This is for right-hander's. If you are left handed, face South instead of North.

Make a fist with your right hand, with your thumb sticking straight out. With your left hand pinch your nostrils shut. Take a deep breath. Stick the thumb of your right hand into your mouth up to the first knuckle. Bend at the waist about 30 degrees and blow with all your might. D not let any air escape through your mouth or nose. In a couple of seconds you will turn bright red. In a couple more, you will start to see stars. In about a minute, you'll hear a loud bang and you might pass out. When you come to, the shoe should be on the other side of the sim. You're bum might be a little sore.

IMPORTANT: Do not allow anyone to stand behind you during this process and make sure everyone present wears safety glasses.



Thank you Trout. That worked a treat. It not only successfully removed said shoe from bottom, but made for an entertaining few minutes for my neighbours. In fact, they have asked me to repeat the performance next week with a white stilletto.

Other then not being able to sit down, or eat baked beans for a while, I am absolutely fine. The same can't be said for the poor newbie who had inadvertantly wandered onto the far side of this sim. I have told him he looks quite fetching with size 3 suede boot sticking out of his forehead but I'm not sure he believes me.

Thanks again. :-)
Sunni Jewell
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Join date: 22 Mar 2007
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11-08-2007 12:14
From: Trout Recreant
No good. No matter how hard I blow on my thumb, the collar won't come off. I'm terrible at apologizing. Mostly because I refuse to admit I could ever possibly be wrong. It's a good skill to develop, bcause I never have to deal with guilt over the awful things I've done.

If you think the shoe thing was good, wait until I tell you my method for getting the hair out. Hair doesn't form a tight enough seal to be blown out like a shoe. It involves thirty feet of rope, a tall building, a boy scout and a bowling ball with an eyehook drilled into it.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/me is sorry.
I'm at work and can't do that out loud, but also couldn't hold it in. If I had tried to, I might have heard that loud bang, but, um, no shoe up my bum to begin with.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-08-2007 13:18
From: Kelly Kuiper
Thank you Trout. That worked a treat. It not only successfully removed said shoe from bottom, but made for an entertaining few minutes for my neighbours. In fact, they have asked me to repeat the performance next week with a white stilletto.

Other then not being able to sit down, or eat baked beans for a while, I am absolutely fine. The same can't be said for the poor newbie who had inadvertantly wandered onto the far side of this sim. I have told him he looks quite fetching with size 3 suede boot sticking out of his forehead but I'm not sure he believes me.

Thanks again. :-)


No prob - I'm here to serve. This IS Resident Answers, after all.
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