Official Trout Rating

wow .. okay.

Sorry you feel that way / got left out Rhaorth

This whole "slut" thing was just teasing around;

Most of the "sluts" lead pretty normal Second Lives, and are just vamping it up for the sake of the bit.

Heck we all know the ladies on the forums couldn't hold a candle to some of the women in SL as far as promiscuity goes, if we did we wouldn't have time to be posting on the forums.

In fact if we really were "rampant sluts" the joke wouldn't wouldn't be nearly as fun.

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Anyway - I thought maybe explaining the deal might lessen the tension. Hopefully your night goes well.

Well the trout is going to be busy I guess, everyone sending him pictures....

I've been tempted for a while, I'll do it when I get home...

(one has to wonder if there is not a "trouts secret place" somewhere with all the best pictures on the walls and a single animated pose ball in the center of the room for him to sit on and admire them)

If you people are going to call this "drama" you better step it up a notch.

226 posts and nobody has threatened to leave and there hasn't been a single instance of STFU or GTFO. Not even a Godwin.

I rate this thread a 4.7 on the forums drahma scale and say it needs more practice before being ready to compete in the big leagues.

Its clear my friend that you really should clean YOUR glasses ... that picture is sexy as hell.. but slutty? not by a long shot...

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Rampant Slut - I like it. Can we have a Group title, along with Hooter Tester - you needed to have been there!

OK, as I see it

I haven't offended anyone - excellent!
No-one has offended me in any way - excellent!

Now children, play nicely.

An afterthought - has anyone certified Trout yet?

His shrink?

Umm sorry you feel that way Rhaorth. But hey aint no body Know me here. I just came on the forum what about a month ago. I dont care that I am not known and whatever part of this "in group" but what they hey I got rated. Thats cuz I thought it was hilarious and dont think about all that social crud of groups. I guess maybe you should take advantage of the forum on any website and try not to think to hard about meeting ppl. Just go with the flow. Also, I did not see anything directed at you I figured it was just generalizing ppl's experience here with this rating thing from the past. So sorry if I am out of line just thought a complete outsiders opinion may be a good point of view.

So lighten up and have a drink just watch out for spilling it on yor laptop. hehe

~oh for those that want to know where I came from its the land of typos.

Due to the nature of the conversation in this thread, children are not allowed in.

from your other post about leaving I got the impression that you were feeling as though you were being attacked, and since I was the first and one of only 2 who questioned about the slut title, I figured your post (and some others pertaining to the same thing) were directed at me

That is why I apologised




And to those who keep reminding me that the slut thing was in jest.... I know .... stop repeating it like I am a 3 yr old who doesn't get it

I no longer question why the people here would use the title slut, now I know why

just because it is a silly joke and all in jest, doesn't mean all of us will think it is cute or funny
sorry but I find it a bit degrading and distasteful
but my opinion doesn't matter because this is about those who do find it funny, and share the joke, of which I am not one... so I will bow out of this thread, leave you all to your fun
my question got answered, so now I understand, doesn't mean I have to like it or agree with it...

(please do not try to convince me that it is all in fun etc, I KNOW THAT.. I just do not think it is funny is all)

PS even if I were part of the whole cartel clique/friends/group... I would still find it distasteful...

(at least now, if any new folks hit the forums, they will hopefully be able to refer to this thread and understand why some folks have a slut rating, and not have the incorrect impression like I did)

I got my rating. 5.6! hehe.

I don't think people were reminding you that it was a joke so that you would find it funny -

I was reminding you it was a joke so you wouldn't take it so seriously and from how it appears, personally.

Also to remind you that no one set out to offend you. No one actually called anyone's ACTUAL sexual morals into question.

Evidently you have an issue with the term and how it is applied, which you find distasteful. I am sure you are not alone. You and everyone else are free to report the thread, the posters in it, and the rest.

And maybe try to grow a thicker skin. This little joking about "sluts" is nothing compared to the terms the generation coming up are using.

Trout Recreant: Hellllooooo Maggie! Welcome to the wonderful world of the official Trout Rating System (I just made that intro up - what do you think?) Thanks for the pics - lessee what we have here...Wow! Waaa Waaa DJ! Smoldering look, clearly a chilly room, playboy bellybutton ring. Rapidly approaching slutty, but clearly in control of the situation. The Neko photo shows a fun, wilder side, and the art gallery one a more sophisticated, yet still very sexy side. You have a multifaceted personality, but your beauty and creativity shine through in all aspects. I'm giving you a 5.2 on the Official Trout Slut Rating scale. That's smoking hot, completely in control, but not afraid to cut loose. Not quite a slut, but likely to be more than most mortal men can handle when it comes time for important business. Congratulations! You are crazy hot, but not a slut


tankoooo Trout!!!

oooo I should post mine too!


Trout Recreant: ok - here we go: Hellllooooooo Rioko! I think you've gotten prettier than the first time we met, which I wouldn't think possible, but somehow you pulled it off. Wonderful work. A perfect face, perched on a beautiful body with extraordinary legs. I like the outfits, sexy, but still a lot of fun. I'm giving you a 5.6, which puts you into the category of sexy, hot, girl we guys might actually work up the guts to approach in a bar. You aren't quite a slut, but you have the potential to be one behind closed doors. Fun loving, yet elegant. I love that! Congratulations, you aren't a slut - you are a beautiful, sensual woman who knows when to flaunt it and when to maintain reserve.

^5s Rioko!

Usually shy and reluctant... I sent Trout one photo. I have never shared my rating but why not now?:

Hellllooooooo Rosie! Keep in mind that the scale is not an ugly to beautiful scale, it's a demure and beautiful to completely slutty and beautiful. There is no room for anything other than beauty on my scale; it just measures how the beauty is expressed. That said, let's see what we have here. You clearly know that I have a weak spot for redheads. Add a halter top and a boat and I'm officially in love. Beautiful, playful and thoroughly sexy. you have a girl next door appeal that is irresistable and alluring, but not to over the top sexual that you are unapproachable. We guys want to take you out and have fun playing with you before we take you home. I'm rating you a 5.5. That's not slutty, but still very sexy and definitely all woman. Congratulations! You aren't a slut, but i'll dance with you any time you want, and if you aren't careful, I might try to cop a feel.
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Even though I am not inworld much these days I will always treasure my Trout rating... the gold plated plaque I ordered should be arriving any day now.

Got to love Trout... good soul for sure!

Love and hugs always, Rosie

PS. Trout... I think you may have an SL book in the making. Slutty or not slutty... all the women here are beautiful!

Well here's mine...*smiles and blows kisses to Trout for his reply*

Hellllllooooooo Hope! Thanks for the pics.
Here's your rating: Lessee...First, Holy jesums! How many prims in those boots? How
messed up am I that I even noticed the boots? Actually, the first thing I
noticed were the stunning blue eyes. You have a beautiful shape and the work
you've put into your look is evident. Excellent choice of hair, and the shots
in silks are very nicely done. You have a demure quality about you, but you are
clearly in touch with your sensuality. The Danger - Curves Ahead pic shows an
entirely different look, one designed to make men look twice. You're the kind
of girl we're hoping to meet when we go outlooking to meet girls, but the kind
that we're a little too stupid to actually approach because you kind of scare us.
I'm giving you a 7.2 on the Trout Scale - Painfully beautiful, just slutty
enough to make men a little slack-jawed, and still very much a lady when you
want to be. Congratulations, you are a slut, but only in the best possible
definition of the word.

God, don't you all love Trout? What a sweet kind soul who possesses a way with words to make us all feel special.

Viva la Trout!

I've earned my spot and I'm damn proud of it too.

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Don't give it a second thought. If they don't like you who cares? Who are they anyway? Do what you like, say what you mean and let each one take it as they wish. Whoever doesn't like it, too bad.

You need to realize the weak minded, the simple ones always feel it more then the rest. They get all discombobulated and bent all out of shape. If you see the forums, you'll see its always the same ones who cringe when they don't agree with whats being said. They feel like they're being bullied just as they most likely have in school and thru' all their lives even in adulthood. The rest take it all in stride or they go with the flow unbothered. They'll even joke about it unlike these others.

There are a few in here you can defintely respect. Like with me, I may not know them in sl, but just by what I read in here I can tell and to me that's enough. It can even be someone I'm argued with in the past, it doesn't take away from them because of this. I already have them seperated in terms of who's who. As for a few of these others, like they say once a sheep, always a sheep.

Baaaaa!!!

I know.

Mrow!!!

I'm starting to wonder where Ann finds her poses.

Re: the whole "OMG it's a clique" thing... Rhaorth... I've met you twice in my life. Once, I was at a Help Island, standing around, answering questions, and when you popped in, I said "Hey Rhaorth!" and you said, "Who are you?" after having seen me post here in the forums for over a year.

The second time was at the Valentine Party at That Place and you showed up as a small child avatar with a pacifer and teddy bear, which is TOTALLY FINE, but maybe might be awkward at a formal dance party. I had no idea what to say to you at the time, besides "hello," and you left after 5 minutes.

Please note that I have no problems with child, furry or animal avatars, and am often seen as a raven myself. It seems that whenever this whole "OMG they're a clique" thing gets brought up, it can be very frustrating because the only chance that people are given to "prove themselves" can be an awkward situation in and of itself. If I did see you in public, I'd be scared to death to open my mouth for fear of being seen as judgemental or otherwise clique-ish. It's a self-perpetuating cycle that makes NO ONE happy. So why continue it?

All over...I'm almost as compulsive about poses as I am about skins and hair. The one in this thread is from Lost Dog, though.

Yay, I got a rating! Thanks Trout!

Hellllooooo Larissa! Thanks for sending the pics. Lessee what we have here. Very nice! The shape is custom made to drive men wild, and you show it well. I'm giving you a 5.5 on the official Trout Slut Scale. You are that girl that we all love to hang out with, not only because you are fun to hangout with, but also because we all secretly think you're hot and we have a little crush on you. We might be afraid to try something, though because you're cute enough to be out of our league. Nevertheless, you are not quite slutty - just beautiful, sensual, and fun to be around - and that's a pretty damn good thing in my book. Congratulations! You are not a slut!