So they take me in on a chain. To Long Beach. And now they lock me up in the cell behind the Courtroom in Long Beach while I'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses. Parking tickets!
And I'm panicked and I'm thinking 'Oh my God, man, while I'm here, not moving, what's to stop them? I mean what's really to stop them? Oh, I assume that maybe some day my mother would realise I should have gotten out. Nah, she was nice, she would of noticed but, still, what's to stop them? And I'm thinking ...
And finally they call me ...
And oh my God, man ...
I'm scared!?
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06-09-2009 14:20
I was gonna name it Leroy Twizzler
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So they take me in on a chain, to Long Beach, and now they lock me up in the cell behind the Courtroom in Long Beach while I'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses!?
Parking tickets! And I'm panicked and I'm thinking 'Oh my God, man, while I'm here, not moving, what's to stop them? I mean what's really to stop them?' Oh, I assume that maybe some day my mother would realise I should have gotten out ... Nah ... she was nice, she would of noticed but, still, what's to stop them? And I'm thinking ... And finally they call me ... And oh my God, man ... I'm scared!? |
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Milla Janick
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06-09-2009 14:56
If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst.
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Ceka Cianci
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06-09-2009 15:34
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
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06-09-2009 15:42
If you read the old books of natural history, you will find they say that when the mongoose fights the snake and happens to get bitten, he runs off and eats some herb that cures him. That is not true. The victory is only a matter of quickness of eye and quickness of foot, -- snake's blow against mongoose's jump, -- and as no eye can follow the motion of a snake's head when it strikes, that makes things much more wonderful than any magic herb.
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06-09-2009 16:31
Dancing is forbidden!
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There had been occasions in the past - a few - when Ham knew he'd seen the real thing. Real remorse. Choking and weeping. And they served a purpose: the penitent got a big stone off his chest. Still, Ham Dillon had never made such a public display in his life, and he didn't plan to. Things were going just fine, and any sins of his, he figured, were strictly between him and God.
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06-09-2009 18:22
Noxos was different, again. Watching the invaders settle the blasted city like flies, he shed the furred skin of the conquered race that had shrouded him for 30 lifetimes. Chitin armour was replacing it, readying him to continue his master’s game plan. For the tenth time he would infiltrate the invaders and ensure they too were defenceless when the time came. He remembered a man on this planet, once called Earth, who wrote ‘As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods…..” How true. He walked towards the city as the invaders ships swarmed into the air, like flies….
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06-09-2009 18:58
Invaders! Possibly from space!
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06-09-2009 19:00
I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?
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06-09-2009 19:01
A button was wired to an electrode implanted in the pleasure center of a male monkey's brain as an experiment. When the monkey hit the button, it sent a signal to the electrode, exciting the monkey sexually... know what happened?
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06-09-2009 20:00
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
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06-09-2009 23:31
Right, here's the plan: first, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.
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Argent Stonecutter
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06-10-2009 11:40
Mom! Dad! I have ennui!
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06-10-2009 11:45
I like that. It has a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about it although I don't know quite what it is yet.
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06-10-2009 11:48
Harriet. Harry-ette. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. Beautiful, bemused, bellicose butcher. Un-trust... ing. Un-know... ing. Un-love... ed? He wants you back, he screamed into the night air like a firefighter going to a window that has no fire... except the passion of his heart. I am lonely. It's really hard. This poem... sucks.
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Milla Janick
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06-10-2009 11:52
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
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06-10-2009 12:28
The extreme! IT'S THE EXTREME!
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The life of a repo man is... wait a second, didn't someone already do that?
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06-10-2009 13:52
Welcome ta goooood burger!Can i take your order?
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06-10-2009 13:54
The Internet does not forget, does not forgive and cannot be stopped. Ever.
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06-10-2009 14:00
Hauling me over to Mayer's table like some picked-up floozie! Or one of those starlets. Out to give the big shots a nice night in town. Is that what you think of me?
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Milla Janick
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06-10-2009 14:11
Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
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