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Milla Janick

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06-07-2009 13:41

When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

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Argos Hawks

Eclectically Esoteric

Join date: 24 Jan 2007

Posts: 1,037

06-07-2009 16:55

Mongo like candy.

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TigroSpottystripes Katsu

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Join date: 24 Jun 2006

Posts: 556

06-07-2009 17:59

is there another word for "thesaurus"?

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First they came for the ageplayers,
I remained silent 'cause I wasn't an ageplayer

Then they came for the furries,
I didn't protest 'cause I wasn't a furry

Then they came for the goreans,
I didn't speak up because I wasn't gorean

Then they came for me,
and there wasn't anyone left to speak up for me

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Jesse Barnett

500,000 scoville units

Join date: 21 May 2006

Posts: 4,160

06-07-2009 18:06

Giles Hobbs flash (100 words max) scifi:

From: someone

The sale.

"Nice car! Can I buy it?” He asked.
“Now?” I say.
“Now, including everything in it. I’ll pay you double what it’s worth.”
I look around the car, finding nothing of real value.
“OK” I say, “but I need to get home first.”
He follows me home and I sign a hasty contract whilst sat in the driver’s seat.
Inside my house my dog starts barking as I hand back the contract.
In his hand the man holds a studded dog collar.
“My dog wasn’t in the car!” I protest.
“Your dog wasn’t.” he says and reaches for my throat.

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I am still around, just no longer here. See you across the aisle. Hope LL burns in hell for archiving this forum

Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

06-07-2009 22:15

UH-OH! CHONGO!!!!

(lets see if anyone knows THAT one!)

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Ephraim Kappler

Reprobate

Join date: 9 Jul 2007

Posts: 1,946

06-07-2009 22:41

It's ... DANGER ISLAND!!

JamesMichael Morane

Chooses Liberty!!!

Join date: 13 Feb 2008

Posts: 421

06-08-2009 19:59

he says one thing.....she says another...........you're TEARING ME APART!!!!!!

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Zolen Giano

Free the Shmeats!

Join date: 31 Dec 2007

Posts: 146

06-08-2009 21:40

Oh I'd rather go and journey where the diamond crest is flowing and run across the valley beneath the sacred mountain and wander through the forest where the trees have leaves of prisms and break the light in colors that no one knows the names of.

Ephraim Kappler

Reprobate

Join date: 9 Jul 2007

Posts: 1,946

06-09-2009 09:35

All those tawdry late night weepies ...
I could make you weep more cheaply.

Whimsycallie Pegler

Registered User

Join date: 28 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,003

06-09-2009 09:47

The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Maureen Boccaccio

TWJKFA

Join date: 28 Feb 2008

Posts: 14,484

06-09-2009 10:10

From: Tod69 Talamasca

UH-OH! CHONGO!!!!

(lets see if anyone knows THAT one!)

One banana, two banana, three banana, four

The Banana Splits and Danger Island!!!

lol...whoops...a bit late

Argent Stonecutter

Emergency Mustelid

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 20,263

06-09-2009 10:18

"Aye. Sons! Blood a' mine! Mark ye! Hie not ta strags in th' house of Lutes. They carry the red pox! An' ... an', beware th' Kinseps -- they bugger all they rule! An', whilst pot-charrin', mix th' fair smelt wi' greeno erst, 'ere ye'll flux it fair speedy. Ne'er leave sheep near a lean-house, ne, 'ey'll snuck down 'an it -- "

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Skell Dagger

Smitten

Join date: 26 Jun 2007

Posts: 1,885

06-09-2009 10:19

Bugrit, millenium hand an' shrimp.

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It always ends in chickens...

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Whimsycallie Pegler

Registered User

Join date: 28 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,003

06-09-2009 10:53

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Maureen Boccaccio

TWJKFA

Join date: 28 Feb 2008

Posts: 14,484

06-09-2009 11:45

FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD

Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty-four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question.
Rich gentlemen have it, boys:
In-di-gestion!

Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
Three banquets a day --
Our favourite diet!
Just picture a great big steak --
Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Glorious food.

Food, glorious food!
What is there more handsome?
Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
Still worth a king's ransom!
What is it we dream about?
What brings on a sigh?
Piled peaches and cream, about
Six feet high!

Food, glorious food!
Eat right through the menu.
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite.
In this interlude --
Then food,
Once again, food
Fabulous food,
Glorious food!

Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like:
Burned, underdone, crude --
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling.
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for.
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Marvellous food,
Fabulous food,
Beautiful food,
Glorious food!

Whimsycallie Pegler

Registered User

Join date: 28 Apr 2006

Posts: 1,003

06-09-2009 12:15

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the crowds have ceased
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
Oh, what a ratly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs
Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings
Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Bananna peels and soggy sadwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord
After the gates are shut
Each night when the lights go out
It can be found on the ground all around
That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

Brenda Connolly

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Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

06-09-2009 12:20

It calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth... and there were valleys. And there were plains of tall green grass that you could lie down in - you could go to sleep in. And there were blue skies, and there was fresh air... and there were things growing all over the place, not just in some domed enclosures blasted some millions of miles out in to space.

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Tod69 Talamasca

The Human Tripod ;)

Join date: 20 Sep 2005

Posts: 4,107

06-09-2009 12:45

"Big O!! It's Showtime!!"

"....In the Name of God.... Ye Not Guilty"

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Nyoko Salome

kittytailmeowmeow

Join date: 18 Jul 2005

Posts: 1,378

06-09-2009 12:52

"whatta day... i lost my business, i lost my best friend, and i lost my pants." "forget it, larue... it's polynesian-town."

("didya get that bit about the irony?" "yeah well, he poisoned the ribs, then he got hit by a rib-truck... y'know it's ironic." "yeah i dunno... it's been a long day."

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spinster Voom

Registered User

Join date: 14 Jun 2007

Posts: 1,069

06-09-2009 13:14

I've HAD it with these M*****F****** snakes on this M*****F****** plane!

Amaranthim Talon

Voyager, Seeker, Curious

Join date: 14 Nov 2006

Posts: 12,032

06-09-2009 13:18

Wild her eyes and pale her features, stern and white her thoughtful brow,
As within her secret bosom, Bessie made a solemn vow.
She had listened while the judges read, without a tear or sigh,
"At the ringing of the curfew, Basil Underwood must "die.
And her breath came fast and faster, and her eyes grew large and bright;
One low murmur, faintly spoken. "Curfew must not ring to-night!"

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Robert A. Heinlein

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Brenda Connolly

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Join date: 10 Jan 2007

Posts: 25,000

06-09-2009 13:26

You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Castro and Nixon.....

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Maureen Boccaccio

TWJKFA

Join date: 28 Feb 2008

Posts: 14,484

06-09-2009 13:41

Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

Amaranthim Talon

Voyager, Seeker, Curious

Join date: 14 Nov 2006

Posts: 12,032

06-09-2009 13:42

A US gallon of fresh water at 4 degrees C weighs 8.34 pounds. An imperial gallon at 62 deg F (old UK system) weighs 10 pounds.

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Robert A. Heinlein

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Ephraim Kappler

Reprobate

Join date: 9 Jul 2007

Posts: 1,946

06-09-2009 13:48

Maureen's got got five sisters. They all got ass. One of em has eyes as big as jolly ranchers. Beautiful girl, she's a beautiful girl.

The newest thing I heard, its not good...
Milla Janick Empress Of The Universe Join date: 2 Jan 2008 Posts: 3,075	06-07-2009 13:41 When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. _____________________ http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/milla-janick All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...
Argos Hawks Eclectically Esoteric Join date: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 1,037	06-07-2009 16:55 Mongo like candy. _____________________ Step 1: Create virtual world Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
TigroSpottystripes Katsu ‫ Join date: 24 Jun 2006 Posts: 556	06-07-2009 17:59 is there another word for "thesaurus"? _____________________ ████ world, your ███████████ From: someone First they came for the ageplayers, I remained silent 'cause I wasn't an ageplayer Then they came for the furries, I didn't protest 'cause I wasn't a furry Then they came for the goreans, I didn't speak up because I wasn't gorean Then they came for me, and there wasn't anyone left to speak up for me ‮
Jesse Barnett 500,000 scoville units Join date: 21 May 2006 Posts: 4,160	06-07-2009 18:06 Giles Hobbs flash (100 words max) scifi: From: someone The sale. "Nice car! Can I buy it?” He asked. “Now?” I say. “Now, including everything in it. I’ll pay you double what it’s worth.” I look around the car, finding nothing of real value. “OK” I say, “but I need to get home first.” He follows me home and I sign a hasty contract whilst sat in the driver’s seat. Inside my house my dog starts barking as I hand back the contract. In his hand the man holds a studded dog collar. “My dog wasn’t in the car!” I protest. “Your dog wasn’t.” he says and reaches for my throat. _____________________ I (who is a she not a he) reserve the right to exercise selective comprehension of the OP's question at anytime. From: someone I am still around, just no longer here. See you across the aisle. Hope LL burns in hell for archiving this forum
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	06-07-2009 22:15 UH-OH! CHONGO!!!! (lets see if anyone knows THAT one!) _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Ephraim Kappler Reprobate Join date: 9 Jul 2007 Posts: 1,946	06-07-2009 22:41 It's ... DANGER ISLAND!!
JamesMichael Morane Chooses Liberty!!! Join date: 13 Feb 2008 Posts: 421	06-08-2009 19:59 he says one thing.....she says another...........you're TEARING ME APART!!!!!! _____________________ I'm watching FDR on steroids right now.....it's sick, sad. /me sobs.
Zolen Giano Free the Shmeats! Join date: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 146	06-08-2009 21:40 Oh I'd rather go and journey where the diamond crest is flowing and run across the valley beneath the sacred mountain and wander through the forest where the trees have leaves of prisms and break the light in colors that no one knows the names of.
Ephraim Kappler Reprobate Join date: 9 Jul 2007 Posts: 1,946	06-09-2009 09:35 All those tawdry late night weepies ... I could make you weep more cheaply.
Whimsycallie Pegler Registered User Join date: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,003	06-09-2009 09:47 The grey rain curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass. And then you see it. White shores and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Maureen Boccaccio TWJKFA Join date: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14,484	06-09-2009 10:10 From: Tod69 Talamasca UH-OH! CHONGO!!!! (lets see if anyone knows THAT one!) One banana, two banana, three banana, four The Banana Splits and Danger Island!!! lol...whoops...a bit late
Argent Stonecutter Emergency Mustelid Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 20,263	06-09-2009 10:18 "Aye. Sons! Blood a' mine! Mark ye! Hie not ta strags in th' house of Lutes. They carry the red pox! An' ... an', beware th' Kinseps -- they bugger all they rule! An', whilst pot-charrin', mix th' fair smelt wi' greeno erst, 'ere ye'll flux it fair speedy. Ne'er leave sheep near a lean-house, ne, 'ey'll snuck down 'an it -- " _____________________ Argent Stonecutter - http://globalcausalityviolation.blogspot.com/ "And now I'm going to show you something really cool." Skyhook Station - http://xrl.us/skyhook23 Coonspiracy Store - http://xrl.us/coonstore
Skell Dagger Smitten Join date: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 1,885	06-09-2009 10:19 Bugrit, millenium hand an' shrimp. _____________________ It always ends in chickens... Store blog - http://primflints.wordpress.com/ Inworld - http://slurl.com/secondlife/Jindalrae/21/25/442 XStreet - http://tinyurl.com/primflints Photos - http://www.flickr.com/photos/skelldagger/
Whimsycallie Pegler Registered User Join date: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,003	06-09-2009 10:53 Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Maureen Boccaccio TWJKFA Join date: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14,484	06-09-2009 11:45 FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD Is it worth the waiting for? If we live 'til eighty-four All we ever get is gru...el! Ev'ry day we say our prayer -- Will they change the bill of fare? Still we get the same old gru...el! There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find, Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge, But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill When we all close our eyes and imag...ine Food, glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we're in the mood Cold jelly and custard! Pease pudding and saveloys! What next is the question. Rich gentlemen have it, boys: In-di-gestion! Food, glorious food! We're anxious to try it. Three banquets a day -- Our favourite diet! Just picture a great big steak -- Fried, roasted or stewed. Oh, food, Wonderful food, Marvellous food, Glorious food. Food, glorious food! What is there more handsome? Gulped, swallowed or chewed -- Still worth a king's ransom! What is it we dream about? What brings on a sigh? Piled peaches and cream, about Six feet high! Food, glorious food! Eat right through the menu. Just loosen your belt Two inches and then you Work up a new appetite. In this interlude -- Then food, Once again, food Fabulous food, Glorious food! Food, glorious food! Don't care what it looks like: Burned, underdone, crude -- Don't care what the cook's like. Just thinking of growing fat -- Our senses go reeling. One moment of knowing that Full-up feeling! Food, glorious food! What wouldn't we give for That extra bit more -- That's all that we live for. Why should we be fated to Do nothing but brood On food, Magical food, Wonderful food, Marvellous food, Fabulous food, Beautiful food, Glorious food!
Whimsycallie Pegler Registered User Join date: 28 Apr 2006 Posts: 1,003	06-09-2009 12:15 A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord After the crowds have ceased Each night when the lights go out It can be found on the ground all around Oh, what a ratly feast! Melon rinds and bits of hotdogs Cookie crumbs and rotton cotton candy Melted ice cream, mustard dripplings Moldy goodies everywhere Lots of popcorn, apple cores Bananna peels and soggy sadwiches And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair A fair is a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord After the gates are shut Each night when the lights go out It can be found on the ground all around That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	06-09-2009 12:20 It calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth... and there were valleys. And there were plains of tall green grass that you could lie down in - you could go to sleep in. And there were blue skies, and there was fresh air... and there were things growing all over the place, not just in some domed enclosures blasted some millions of miles out in to space. _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
Tod69 Talamasca The Human Tripod ;) Join date: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 4,107	06-09-2009 12:45 "Big O!! It's Showtime!!" "....In the Name of God.... Ye Not Guilty" _____________________ really pissy & mean right now and NOT happy with Life.
Nyoko Salome kittytailmeowmeow Join date: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 1,378	06-09-2009 12:52 "whatta day... i lost my business, i lost my best friend, and i lost my pants." "forget it, larue... it's polynesian-town." ("didya get that bit about the irony?" "yeah well, he poisoned the ribs, then he got hit by a rib-truck... y'know it's ironic." "yeah i dunno... it's been a long day." _____________________ Nyoko's Bodyoils @ Nyoko's Wears http://slurl.com/secondlife/Centaur/126/251/734/ http://home.comcast.net/~nyoko.salome2/nyokosWears/index.html "i don't spend nearly enough time on the holodeck. i should go there more often and relax." - deanna troi
spinster Voom Registered User Join date: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 1,069	06-09-2009 13:14 I've HAD it with these M***F** snakes on this M*F**** plane!
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	06-09-2009 13:18 Wild her eyes and pale her features, stern and white her thoughtful brow, As within her secret bosom, Bessie made a solemn vow. She had listened while the judges read, without a tear or sigh, "At the ringing of the curfew, Basil Underwood must "die. And her breath came fast and faster, and her eyes grew large and bright; One low murmur, faintly spoken. "Curfew must not ring to-night!" _____________________ "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. " Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn
Brenda Connolly Un United Avatar Join date: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 25,000	06-09-2009 13:26 You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Castro and Nixon..... _____________________ Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen. http://brenda-connolly.blogspot.com
Maureen Boccaccio TWJKFA Join date: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 14,484	06-09-2009 13:41 Jerry, d'you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
Amaranthim Talon Voyager, Seeker, Curious Join date: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 12,032	06-09-2009 13:42 A US gallon of fresh water at 4 degrees C weighs 8.34 pounds. An imperial gallon at 62 deg F (old UK system) weighs 10 pounds. _____________________ "Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. " Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn
Ephraim Kappler Reprobate Join date: 9 Jul 2007 Posts: 1,946	06-09-2009 13:48 Maureen's got got five sisters. They all got ass. One of em has eyes as big as jolly ranchers. Beautiful girl, she's a beautiful girl.

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