Some Thoughts on Men in SL while I Await Computer

Never paid attention to nationality. Except when they didn't really speak English and used a translator that ended up making them say odd things. At least I hope it was a translating software that made them say odd things.

I've relatively little experience, though, sexually. I'm just talking about men in general in SL mostly. Though I believe the Portuegese fella and the, hmm, what was he, French I believe, was interested in more. Got frustrated, they did, that they could not get their ideas across.

Let's see, I've run across Portuegese, German, French, Dutch, Finnish, English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Canadian, Brazilian, Spanish, Italian, Turkish, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, New Zealander, Korean, Russian, and USAian.

You *ran* across them!?

How kinky is that!?

I've run across many people. I do not understand your "kinky" comment.

As Stalin supposedly said, quantity has a quality all its own.

/me flashes on the Red Army lined up outside Jig's door.

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Lame joke. Don't worry about it.

I tend to agree the brazilian, portugese and some italian men I meet were very pushy. Especially my portugese ex. Once I learned how to temper his aggressiveness, we got along fine. Then the relationship waned because all he wanted to do was have sex and nothing else in sl. Imagine that. I had 3 turkish lovers and each of them were hot and very descriptive.

Now my hubby is from the east coast and after meeting him irl, sl sex is virturally non existent. . No pun intended. LOL.

Thank you for the info Maureen. I have to admit I have read the undying thread on here.... took me forever but the interaction between all of you is so interesting. Sometimes funny sometimes sad but never boring.
And btw regarding the SL sexual interaction does no-one else find it difficult typing with one hand......... when I first came on here I knew nothing.....still don't know much. My first b/f got me Xcite which did anything but for me....lol paint my nails now press oooo Im getting excited beads of persperation etc. make cup of tea come back ooo that was so good. NOT!!!!!
It's the voice makes you smile or sometimes even cry.... I NEED HELP.......

I think you are confusing Lexxi with Immy.

Pep (They both wear very little, but Immy tends to streak, whereas Lexxi wanders.)

Aw, my Portuguese ex is lovely. Very sweet and fun, fun, fun.

You know... I have to say that you have a frighteningly accurate estimation!

Although, men in Canada do wank... when appropriate.

Seriously though, this was a lovely summary to read.

/me reads the rest of the thread.

Just started reading this thread, and was about to say, awwww that's sweet, until I read Pep's response.

One day, whilst I was wandering over the Brecon Beacons, I meet a Welshman with some sheep. He said to me, "Just hold onto these two sheep, will you, whilst I count them."

Sorry to disappoint you, Treasure.

Pep (We don't whittle as much now that we have colour TVs in our caves.)

I don't believe you!

Pep (Welshmen are too literate to use archaisms like "Whilst".)

Yes - the Breton language is nigh on the same as Cornish.

As in the old Padstow May Day song:

"Oh where are the young men that now should advance,
Some they are in England and some they are in France."

Yeah, you are right there - I think he said "while" - I'm just used to the old forms.

It's because of your expectations in return for the spoon. I'm not that fond of curry, so why would I make it for you if I don't intend to have some too? You'd have to compromise, and accept something we'd both like. And, I keep the spoon. That's the deal. (Seriously, I do like the concept of the spoon and do think it's sweet, in a protective sort of way.)

Well East coast guys are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern guys with the way they write
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's fellas really make you feel alright
And the Northern guys with the way they ****
They keep their girlfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California guys

The West coast has the bandwidth
And the guys all type so well
I love to spend all day in South LA
or on an Akaesha bed in the sky

I've been all around this great big world
And I've seen all kinds of guys
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in these sims
Back to the cutest guys in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California guys

I wish they all could be California
(guys, guys, guys yeah I dig the)
etc

For me it's got to be my Sl partners voice just does it for me .............every time and it's been a year so must be something right.

Compromise? That's like having your head in the oven and your feet in the icebox.

Pep (Another word, like "gullable", that isn't found in my dictionary.)

I find Jig's list to be very accurate. I put my vote in for the Irish though. I tend to make inappropriately funny comments that a lot of guys either don't get, or take offense to. Irish lads seem to appreciate it instead. Brits run an extremely close second.
Funny, sexy, expressive, pretty good one-handed typists, and not likely to take things too seriously and go all RL with it.
Just my cup o' tea.

I find the Irish men either intrigued and having no idea what to actually DO about it or scared to death until they have a few pints too many and start thinking of knee ticklers

I don't kiss and tell, so instead I'll describe the annual meeting of newly promoted managers (about 500 of us from all around the world) which took place near Chicago once upon a time in the 80s. The meeting was really a "jolly", but to justify it we were taught effective negotiating, which also involved a competition between nations.

The Irish beat everyone; no-one could believe that such happy-go-lucky smiling people were "outcome-orientated" as the jargon had it. The Americans, who mostly behaved as though they were JR from Dallas, were so transparent in their wheeler-dealing that even some of the ESLer countries beat them up. The English did well because no-one could tell what their motivations really were behind their straight faces. The Southern Hemisphere EFLers were never sober enough to remember what their objectives were. It was difficult to tell how good the ESLers were, for obvious reasons.

Pep (The only Welshman there negotiated a transfer to the teaching staff and spent considerable breakout time practising personal negotiations with the only female Canadian there; not to worry you Scylla, but she was from Toronto.)

I think I would have been non-plussed at receiving a spoon, no matter how beautifully carved. They're gorgeously done, of course,


but I would have rather my man came to me with something more practical, after all those hours of sitting.