Some Thoughts on Men in SL while I Await Computer

While I wait for my computer, I've been contemplating all the men I've met in sl. Do you have similar opinions of the various nations of men we have "on-board"?

I'm prolly as experienced as anyone here when it comes to sex on sl. I've excorted and pleasured my way across the world.

I think I have really met regular blokes more than anything else. The most "normal" are the Scots. They have a lovely "tea is served" attitude towards the whole thing. Down to earth. Normal. Good. Oh, and they're always on their way to work and need a quick shag
On the other hand, the Swiss can be flaky.
German lovers are often a little darker than most and will do BDSM. I must say I'm never fond of being crucified or hung screaming over an open pit. I'm a punk girl but I dont like my face being ground into the dirt with a pair of Doc Martens.
Australians are all Sydney Bridge and bumpy. They wanna crack jokes while your concentrating. They also like a power play - they like the beg-for-your-bone technique. They also wanna visit you in real and meet you in odd places.
New Zealanders are sheep farmers and a bit like the Scots (only more sober).
American boys are various. West Coast even sound sun-tanned and chipper. Not much angst on a San Fran boy.
Chicago men have a thing about animal skins and are very political in the bed.
East Coast boys are cheeky. Smart. Built keen and they type words style like apple crumble and vanilla pods. They dress best of all.
Canadian men are like bread rolls - crusty on teh outside but good when you bite into them. They dont commit to anything. You simply know you'll never get a follow-up IM. I dont think Canadian men lke wanking. Maybe they dont do it there.
The British guys love sex on sl. Totally committed to pleasure and tons of fun. Cheap BUT fun.
On to India and teh Far East. Lovely guys. Fun and polite and generous. Gifts and being treated well.
It's 50/50 about webcam or voice but its getting more acceptable to refuse it now. Men finally clocking in to the idea that women dont enjoy being seen around the world and heard in odd places doing intimate moans.

So what's been your experience? With men, that is.

/me examines Jig's list carefully and is delighted to see, from their omission, that the Welsh seem to have exhibited good taste.

Pep (smiles.)

I've done a few - they're English arent they, really, except for the funny hats and teh spinning wheels.
I always think of Wales as a long slope to the Irish Sea.

English? Do you mean the descendants of the Belgians, the French, the Germans, the Scandinavians, the . . . I won't go on.

Pep (The Welsh were here first, a *long* time before, and have disdained interbreeding with the mongrels.)

Are you saying the Welsh prefer inbreeding among themselves? I thought that was restricted to Arkansas, USA!!!!

Sorry..........couldn't resist.

And for my friends in Arkansas...............I'm one of you'ins

Well with that wide list of experience you could write a song. Here's a start...

Well Scottish men are hip
they really flip their kilts quite well,
And the German boys are cold and dark
they like a dungeon straight from hell,
The French are much too snotty
and they wear their prims too tight,
And Chicago boys with their Xcite parts
keep their virtual girls warm at night.

I wish they all could be Second Lifers
blah blah blah

Inbreeding is only dangerous when the gene pool has weaknesses.

Pep (Occasionally we refresh it from pretty intelligent sheep every now and again, as is well known.)

PS Little known facts - proportion of genes humans share with other things:

Chimpanzees - 98%
Sheep - 92%
Grass - 53%

Does the cannibal implication worry a few of you vegetarians out there?

Australian Foreplay: "Are y'awake?"

Irish foreplay: "Brace yourself, Brigid."

Welsh foreplay: "Are you really sure you want to do this? Wouldn't you prefer to watch the rugby, then have a couple of beers and a curry?"

Pep (Or perhaps: "Baaaa"!)

Perhaps Pep can explain this for us, which has always puzzled me. What dark urge in the Welsh male psyche impels Welsh men to carve spoons for the objects of their affections? http://www.welsh-lovespoons.co.uk/

It is ancient symbology and sends a message something like "I will work to provide for you as long as you are a good cook and know your place, ie the kitchen, making curry for when I come home from the pub."

Pep (The really valuable ones are carved from the thigh-bones of particularly tasty, pretty or intelligent sheep, possibly the man's first love.)

Sounds like "One flew over Offa's dyke."

You can talk, Blot!

Pep (The Cornish are only adventurous Welsh that got lost while swimming to Ireland.)

Tthis might be why we left.Bridgend

That's a great picture of Talarus!

Pep (Did you sneak up on him and take it while he was asleep?)

There is a rapper in our midst.

Canadian men don't do it there
The British boyza are really square
They got starship fighters in their air
They gonna make you wish, they gonna make you crave
They gonna take you down, drag you to their cave
It's gonna be forbidden, it's gonna be delited
It's gonna be a night a' Ramsses United
(Don't hold me back when I'm in this mood
coz what I want is your golden food, yeah)

Take it now ...

I thought the Cornish 'Celticness' was a left over from when most of Great Britain was a Celtic culture - in as much as Cornwall was never conquered by the Saxons, never part of Anglo-Saxon culture and wasn't part of the unified kingdom of 'Angle-land' that was founded by King Alfred. And I thought that the Welsh that did 'swim' ended up in northern France, in Brittany, where a fair number of people still speak Breton, which is very similar to Welsh.

Guess I am not as experienced as you but the American I was with was fantastic. The Australian I was with was fantastic. Maybe you just have to many and dont get the pick of the crop

Rapper?

Pep (I don't think Brian Wilson would like his oeuvre to be referred to as rap, even in parody.)

As for men in SL - or people in general, I haven't really noticed much difference between nationalities. There was a time though, a couple of years ago, when I kept bumping into lots Brazilian male newbies, all with black jeans, no shirt and a shaved head, whose initial chat-up lines were something like 'Hi - you must give me sex'!!!

Oh don't get all accurate on me! It spoils the joke.

Pep (The Breton 'k's confuse me.)

My somewhat limited experiences.....American guys are like America itself, dependending on their location and such, a mixed bag.

Canadian guys are good natured and polite, they seem a bit more interested in romancing in working up to the deed.

Aussies and Kiwis are delightfully unpredictable

I've only interacted in this sense with English guys as far as the UK is concerned, and the ones I've known have usually been very literate, some to the point of boredom unfortunately, others have been very shy and self deprecating until they reveal their kinkier side.

Brazilians have been too pushy for me.

Most other Europeans, when they find out I am American, suddenly forget that they spoke English.

But don't worry!! I'm sure some Welsh people must have gone to Ireland too!! I've got some Welsh-Irish in my ancestry, come to think of it! Or is it Irish-Welsh - can't remember!

Change the tempo, glitz up with syntho, dive in and look less "in" and Brian can rap with the best.

I have only had two experiences on SL, I'm Scottish and both of them were American. Maybe it's the accent idk but my SL partner and I started out just talking (not on voice) now I can't imagine not hearing him.
I think British men are great, and of course Scottish men. Given the right partner I'm guessing any nationality would be fine.
For me it's not about SL sex........... without the fun and laughter and sharing different experiences on here it just wouldn't work.
To each his own...........live, laugh, love
and btw I love all the pics people post on here just wish I knew how to do it.