Have YOU Been Invited to Pep and Laurin's Wedding?

Chris, I AM heartbroken. It's gonna be like having a step-mother, when before this it was just Pep and me. Oh sure, she was in his life; but she never stayed over. By morning she would be gone and I thought "phew... she can't buy my love with gifts!!" I hought it was just one of those things that happen to people in the evening of their years, if you get my drift. But lately, he's been more off forums than on (you noticed that too, didnt you?) And Laurin - the gay divorcee of this whole whirlwind romance - well, she ensconced herself ver firmly in the living room desktop computer.

She started giving me these heart-to-heart talks which really creeped me out about how I should think about the real maning of PG and mature and adult. Boy, Chris, that woman has a real thing going for this adult stuff. All I can say is that she doesnt understand Pep the way I do; she really slipped poison in his ear about me. Said I was sleeping around with YOU (yes, can you believe it!) and Lear and Smith. Then she said that I would break poor old Desmond's heart, despite his age. That woman is a Siren I tell you!

Then she said I should move in with Scylla coz she said we are two of a kind...

I AM PEP'S LOVE CHILD AND I AM NOT EVEN INVITED!!!!!

I swear to goodness I've Enabled PMs about seventeen times---and yes, I DO remember to "save changes" at the bottom of the page---but it defaults back to Not enabled every single time.

It's gotta be a plot.

Anyway, I'd guess I wouldn't have been invited anyway. Which is just as well as I'm still looking for good hair.

I'm mortally offended not to have been invited - and I'm on your friends list too!

/me wags finger!

Who's your mama?

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What's wrong with the poll? Is it broken? Eli is under 'Yes I've been invited' and Lil is under all the options.

Eli lies and Lil's fickle.

Pep (Kinda sums up the gender divide, doesn't it? )

She set it up allowing multiple choices and I like to be difficult.

Please get your facts correct - Charles and Di were married at St Paul's Cathedral

...and Westminster Abbey is just full of tombs. You can't move without either treading on one or bumping into one.

I double dipped as well.

Pie.

I don't know either of them well enough in-world to have expected an invitation, so I don't mind that I didn't get invited.

You didn't?

Check LittleMe's depiction of this whole tragic family affair.
Okay, I was gonna go on a certain TV show with this but since you've twisted my arm - well it's Laurin. Yes, I know! You dont believe it, but she isnt the homebody yo think she is. Her alts are all (as she quaintly puts it) "foxy ladies" and Pep inseminated her one drug-crazed night when he was swigging back cheap Alegerian wine and she was torn between EastEnders and his vision on screen. They had hot passionate lusting sex SEX SexXXXXX!

Jig - ME! - was conceived. Laurin hid her pregnacy well. And I was born in a Nat.Health Hotel for Unmarried Avs. I was sent on my way into the world as a disco chick on Newbie Island. Pep never knew about me.I had to make my sl living as a prostitute and call girl. (That's when I got to know Chris Norse, Desmond Shang and Raymond Figtree who all used me time and again). Finally I met my Hal who has sheltered me from the storm "Now the truth will out" and "Foxy Lady" owes me a life. And Pep owes me child support. A ton of it.

People, cheer on their marriage BUT dont forget me.
Donations demanded.

sick

Well, the couch is a foldout. And we can share groceries, kk? But I don't have a guesthouse for your sleep-over bfs, so you're on your own there.

What do you think Laurin meant by "two of a kind" . . . ???

Oh dear . . .



Not my fault. I wasn't invited to Chuck and Di's wedding either.

I think she meant we are both sluts with attitude.
Did someone on last page say I was "sick"??

To corrcet their spelling, Scylla, you scilly girl.

oh dear. What drama. Well, as I am a rl expert in matters of child/family support, I hate to tell you.......that Pep doesn't owe you child support. (having the aversion to kids that you do, I don't expect you to already know this). Child support is never owed to the child. It's owed to the person who raised you, who spent their dollars on your upbringing and tutelage. However in your case..........sounds like maybe it's owed to LL, as they own Newbie Island, where you got your teachings and beginnings. No worries, they can bill Pep, now that they know the truth, he owes them big time. He needs to bring income proof and a picture ID.

/me heaves a huge sigh of relief . . . I can only handle so many mind-blowing revelations per day.


As long as she meant "slut" in a pre-19th-century sort-of-way, I'm good with that.

And yes, someone did call you sick.

I'm shocked! Deeply shocked.

I can believe this of Pep, but Laurin???? She's my friend!!!!

AvDNA test demanded!

A tragic tail, if ever there was one... but I deny all (as ever I do). My problem is that Manx, Bengal and Rex Esq. are still untangling the mess from before (not that *that* ever happened, mind you, just a horrible farce comedic with multiple misunderstandings, I assure everyone).

Humans are one thing, but those blasted catgirls have huge litters, and it's been a nightmarish, albeit sickeningly kitteny~cute proceeding ever since.

My slawyer fees have been through the roof, and every once in a while some naughty young cattie with my eyes shows up (seems overnight they get out of kitten stage), demanding her share of the Caledon domain, or at least half a million square meters or a town or something. It's all quietly settled each time (of course it's all nonsense) but it's been enough to drive a man to drink, let me tell you.

And with regard to Jig, all that is absolute poppycock too. Especially the rumour about the Mary Poppins costume and the "just read to me tonight, like you did last night" nonsense. Lies I tell you, all of it!

Indignantly denying all and making a halfway convincing show of it,

Des


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Psssst! Jig! Play this one right, and you may be able to do a LOT better than my foldout couch!!!