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Chris Norse
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09-21-2007 14:38
From: Brenda Connolly
Is that where Brandi has been?


Wasn't Brandi, was our resident Floozie. :)
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Isablan Neva
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Join date: 27 Nov 2004
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09-21-2007 14:45
I ejected a guy from my sim the other day for accosting people while romping around naked - except for a cowboy hat, attachment at full salute, and spamming an audio clip "save a horse, ride a cowboy." I do at least give him credit for being somewhat original. Too bad for him I hate country music.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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09-21-2007 14:46
From: Isablan Neva
I ejected a guy from my sim the other day for accosting people while romping around naked - except for a cowboy hat, attachment at full salute, and spamming an audio clip "save a horse, ride a cowboy." I do at least give him credit for being somewhat original. Too bad for him I hate country music.

I hope Chris does apologize for that...I told him not to do it.
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
09-21-2007 14:50
From: Isablan Neva
I ejected a guy from my sim the other day for accosting people while romping around naked - except for a cowboy hat, attachment at full salute, and spamming an audio clip "save a horse, ride a cowboy." I do at least give him credit for being somewhat original. Too bad for him I hate country music.

LOL! That would have been flipping HILARIOUS! I wish I'd seen him!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
09-21-2007 14:51
From: Lexxi Gynoid
Trout? Is that you Trout jr? Come closer dear . . .



Hah - this is getting creepy. I love it.

Lindal - Trout Jr. is a registered trademark of Troutco International, Ltd. NCI is in violation of our intellectual property rights and will be receiving a cease and desist order immediately, promptly, forthwith and without delay or redundancy. Please refrain from using your copy of Trout Jr. for personal or commercial uses without first paying a 500L licensing fee to myself. Any further use of the aforementioned protected property will result in immediate litigation designed to both compensate me for my loss occasioned by you illicit conversion of Troutco's intellectual property and to permanently enjoin you from any further use.

Phew. That was a mouthful. Tell you what. Let me watch you try on lingerie and you can use it for free.

lol. geesh. What is WRONG with me today?
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Oryx Tempel
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09-21-2007 14:53
/me blinks at the thought of Lindal in lingerie with Trout Jr attached to herself...
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Lear Cale
wordy bugger
Join date: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,569
09-21-2007 14:55
Come to my place to change! I promise to chat with you. ;)
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
09-21-2007 14:59
From: Lear Cale
Come to my place to change! I promise to chat with you. ;)



OK, Lear - that Lindal...she's hot, isn't she. Just look at her. I'm her boyfriend, but I'm really, really drunk. I need you to close the deal for me. Just say exactly what I tell you to say and it's a sure thing.

Ready?
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Sally Silvera
live music maniac
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,325
09-21-2007 16:40
/me blinks..... yup it's Friday
Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
Join date: 16 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,668
09-21-2007 16:45
How odd,lol.
Lear Cale
wordy bugger
Join date: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,569
09-21-2007 16:51
From: Trout Recreant
OK, Lear - that Lindal...she's hot, isn't she. Just look at her. I'm her boyfriend, but I'm really, really drunk. I need you to close the deal for me. Just say exactly what I tell you to say and it's a sure thing.

Ready?


Hey hey, my lucky day!
Charlene Trudeau
SkyBeam Architect
Join date: 23 Aug 2005
Posts: 318
09-21-2007 17:00
I was building near my sandbox one day and a guy came up, still in newb clothes, didn't say hi or anything just 'wanna f*?'

My first thought was 'gee, does this actually work for you?' but I calmly said, "There's a waiting list."

I was *almost* flattered that he asked "How long do I have to wait?"

;)


Char
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Oryx Tempel
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09-21-2007 17:04
From: Charlene Trudeau
I was *almost* flattered that he asked "How long do I have to wait?"
Char

I think I saw a movie about that once...
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Love Hastings
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Join date: 21 Aug 2007
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09-21-2007 17:04
From: Lexxi Gynoid
Funny, that reminds me that I was having some fun last night in a skybox (it was the"basement" of a house, that apparently was actually a skybox way in the sky). I stood up and . . .the poseball wasn't set up right and I fell 52 meters down and landed on a roof of another sky-box. I moved a little to try to get the the edge and take flight when I fell through. Into a room with a woman and another woman, and shortly thereafter a small cat that turned into a man that rapidly changed clothes in front of me. All three were fully clothed. I was naked but for cuffs, collar and the like. I said I was sorry and eventually left.



Hot!
Oryx Tempel
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09-21-2007 17:10
From: Lexxi Gynoid
I said I was sorry and eventually left.

Wait a minute... EVENTUALLY? :p
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
09-21-2007 17:23
From: Charlene Trudeau
I was building near my sandbox one day and a guy came up, still in newb clothes, didn't say hi or anything just 'wanna f*?'

My first thought was 'gee, does this actually work for you?' but I calmly said, "There's a waiting list."

I was *almost* flattered that he asked "How long do I have to wait?"

;)


Char


That's a good one :-) Hope you don't mind me stealing it!
Ilianexsi Sojourner
Chick with Horns
Join date: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 1,707
09-21-2007 17:57
From: Charlene Trudeau

My first thought was 'gee, does this actually work for you?' but I calmly said, "There's a waiting list."

I was *almost* flattered that he asked "How long do I have to wait?"

Brilliant! Wonder what he would have said if you'd told him the waiting period was six months, or a year, or whatever? :D

From: Oryx Tempel
Wait a minute... EVENTUALLY? :p


That was my first response to that story, too! :D
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Micheal Moonlight
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09-21-2007 18:14
heh try living on a plot with 3 other women.... we tried to not have ban lines up for a small period, just to let others enjoy the work we had done and explore the land a bit... but the number of times we found people doing naughty things on the dock, or in the house.. or naked guys hitting on the girls.. or just in general being quite rude towards us... the ban lines went back up 5 days later....
Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
09-21-2007 18:16
From: Oryx Tempel
/me blinks at the thought of Lindal in lingerie with Trout Jr attached to herself...


Your imagination took a left turn there, dear...I loaned the Trout, Jr. to my boyfriend.

And maybe NCI isn't offering their class anymore (and if so, why hasn't Carl Metropolitan contacted me about replacing the missing teacher? He has my treatise, after all.) But GQ Start IS teaching an SL Relationships class.
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Lindal Kidd
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Join date: 3 Jun 2007
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09-21-2007 18:39
From: Micheal Moonlight
heh try living on a plot with 3 other women.... we tried to not have ban lines up for a small period, just to let others enjoy the work we had done and explore the land a bit... but the number of times we found people doing naughty things on the dock, or in the house.. or naked guys hitting on the girls.. or just in general being quite rude towards us... the ban lines went back up 5 days later....


I have guys pop in ( clothed, naked and sometimes with atachments on and ready) on me at home, they usually cam around, see the ink on my back that says" Lesbian" and are gone without a word. Works faster than freeze,eject, ban!
Brenda Connolly
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09-21-2007 18:42
From: Mu Bikcin
I have guys pop in ( clothed, naked and sometimes with atachments on and ready) on me at home, they usually cam around, see the ink on my back that says" Lesbian" and are gone without a word. Works faster than freeze,eject, ban!

Some guys would take that as a challenge.
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Isablan Neva
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Join date: 27 Nov 2004
Posts: 2,907
09-21-2007 18:55
From: Mu Bikcin
I have guys pop in ( clothed, naked and sometimes with atachments on and ready) on me at home, they usually cam around, see the ink on my back that says" Lesbian" and are gone without a word. Works faster than freeze,eject, ban!


The smart ones just show back 5 minutes later with a female avatar that has oddly large shoulders....
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Dana Hickman
Leather & Lace™
Join date: 10 Oct 2006
Posts: 1,515
09-21-2007 22:19
My ex SL BF IM'ed me one day and told me he was being accosted by a foreigner noob with freebie parts at a telehub. I tped there and sure enough there he was in all his glory. Didnt take long and he was after me askin if I wanted to have sex. So i did what any respectful lady would do... i said yes lol. I walked up and bumped him, then i started the freebie 'hippump' animation from Yadni's. Quickly I attached some freebie male parts i got somewhere, and started chatting grunty pirate sounds like "Aaaaarrrrrr.... Oooooo... Eeeeeee.... grrrrrr". Then i played my Hooo gesture as if done. Quickly detached the parts, stopped the animation, and attached a freebie smoking cigarette. I asked if it was good for him.... silence.... then "poof", he was gone. Absolutely priceless :D
Twosteppin Jewell
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Join date: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 308
09-21-2007 22:58
From: Isablan Neva
I ejected a guy from my sim the other day for accosting people while romping around naked - except for a cowboy hat, attachment at full salute, and spamming an audio clip "save a horse, ride a cowboy." I do at least give him credit for being somewhat original. Too bad for him I hate country music.

I do like country music - I'm never in the right spot at the right time :D
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
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09-22-2007 02:42
If a guy has very large 'parts' in SL they are almost certainly plastic dummies that cover much smaller real items! LOL.
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