I Have A Peeper!

Nothing like these inept pickup stories has happened to me... maybe I'm not hanging around enough public PG rated sims?

To me, they serve different purposes. So I use both all the time. /me shrugs

You have a bit of a mean streak in you, don't ya! I approve

No, good catch, your reading comprehension is fine - my writing skills just never fully developed. I meant that Chris gets approached because he doesn't run around poking at random women with Chris Jr. I keep Trout Jr. tucked away until showtime, but I still never get approached. Maybe I need to dress sexy and hang around different sims.

Guess what... that doesn't work either!

I suppose it would be rude of me to post the exact method, but there are ways of moving the camera around, quite a distance in fact, that do NOT move that "look at" beacon.

The main thing to remember is that unless you are on an isolated private island, someone may be able to see you. But you know what? Who cares? I certainly agree that it's distressing to find a pervert/stalker right next to you, but I can't be bothered with worrying about all the people who might see me but that I will never ever know about. As long as they keep to themselves and don't bother me, I can live with it.

Trout, this is a great idea. There ARE classes in SL sex, and SL manners...but AFAIK, they're all lecture-only, with none of this "street theatre" demo.

Sign me up. In fact, since I'm already an instructor at GQ Start, let's gin up a lesson plan and I'll run it by the headmistress.

As for the bear-baiting scheme...it sounds like jolly fun, but I've got so many other "must do" projects piling up that I think I'll pass on it for now.

Me too! I read about the Mystitool on the forums, and went right to Slexchange to get one. No more peeping toms sneaking up on me!

There are actually classes in Sl sex? I was really kidding. I'm almost tempted to take one just for the entertainment value, but I tend to sleep through lectures.

Trout's Amazing Punchline-O-Rama:

A) Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "teacher's pet" doesn't it?
B) If I disrupt the class, it's not my knuckles that get hit with a ruler, is it
C) If I have a hard time in class, or I rub a teacher the wrong way, will my GPA wilt?

There are?? *falls on floor looking for jaw*

oh god ... "How to pick up women in SL" ... *pounds floor, crushing her jaw ... thank god its only pixels .. ROFL ... YES DO IT .... hahahaha ... I'll take the class ... i'll make a special noob guy av, you'll never know i'm there .... really, i'll be quiet ... *begins to choke with laughter*

This is the most educational thread on the forums.

Funny, that reminds me that I was having some fun last night in a skybox (it was the"basement" of a house, that apparently was actually a skybox way in the sky). I stood up and . . .the poseball wasn't set up right and I fell 52 meters down and landed on a roof of another sky-box. I moved a little to try to get the the edge and take flight when I fell through. Into a room with a woman and another woman, and shortly thereafter a small cat that turned into a man that rapidly changed clothes in front of me. All three were fully clothed. I was naked but for cuffs, collar and the like. I said I was sorry and eventually left.

(Oh and I only know it was 52 meters down because I was using that radar thing, and the person I had been with was still 52 meters above me)

Some significant number of sexy female avs are in fact gay guys who get off on getting it on with straight guys. Ran into this in WoW, where it is MUCH harder to pull off than in SL.

End result: There are female avs in the form of the stereotypical female sex object of your choice controlled by homosexuals who will accept ANY advance from an apparent hetero male. And apparently, the more crude, the better.

So, if you are a woman in RL (or even a woman just in spirit), and you want SL partners who will at least put on a show of having regard for you as someone to be treasured and treated with compassion, you had better be prepared to treat horny teenage idiots (of whatever RL age) with the shockingly harsh rejection men who wish to treat women as if they were packages of ground beef purchased at the supermarket deserve. Because they likely have already met some of these gays cooing "Stick it in me baybee!" or somesuch, and think that sort of comeon is ok in SL.

Seriously, once slightly knew a woman named Dolores in Rl who was, shall we say, widely available, and who preferred cops and other guys in uniform, and looked really good in the miniskirts she wore. When she got hit on by one of these jerks, he spent a lot of time searching the RL equivalent of adjacent sims for the balls she deftly removed from him and cast far, far away.

Word.

That's because you just don't pick up on the "signals." I mean, I did remove me . . .. hair in front of you.

Yes, I saw my first two Lindens the other day. Didn't show up on my radar. They were shopping for clothes and taking pictures of the clothes.

As much as I complain about mismatching noobs running around with their unit out, it was only recently that someone said something like "wow great legs". And this was someone that I had meet a few days before that didn't act at all like that. He may or may not have had someone else controlling his avatar as he later started saying even odder things.

Lol, I said "random" women.

I thought you had just tp'ed in funny. I had no idea that was a signal! Dang. Thwarted by LL's refusal to fix the moving hair TP bug once again!

Want to go back to my place and help me try to find my hair? And my glass eye? And my teeth. Stupid teeth, always fallying out.

Grandma? Is that you?

Yes, it doesn't matter how cute your AV is or isn't, if you have a sexy outfit on it's instant.

I made a big sign that attaches to my nose and floats over my head that reads "Bug Off Muted Teenage Creep"

I use this sometimes in stores ... then THEY vanish. I'll be damned if I always let these idjits chase me away from whatever I'm doing. Even if I happen to be wearing silks and a leather collar, they got no call to bother me to death.

Actually, NCI doesn't offer the sex classes anymore. One of the Cartel members said she is the one who taught them and the classes got shut down.

What, you guys didn't know? Don't you follow the Events calendar at ALL? Didn't any of you read the informative (and eminently tasteful) article I wrote that got stuck in Lucrezia's Newbie Kit?

I audited one of these classes, BTW. It was very well done (and WITHOUT any visual aids or stripping clothes off students "as an exercise". I did get a nice (non matching) little Trout Jr. and a pink strapon as part of the class supplies, but I assumed those were strictly for homework, since their use didn't come up, so to speak, during the lecture.

/me attempts to maintain a dignified air while everybody else in the Forum fizzes with stifled laughter.

Trout? Is that you Trout jr? Come closer dear . . .

"My, what big ***** you have...."

Is that where Brandi has been?

Do you want to teach me sex now?

Do they match?