The Noob of Destiny
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:01
This thread is a text based adventure. You must survive in the harsh world of Noobonia. Your answers, as residents, will determine what will happen.
In your inventory you have; PARAFIN LAMP
You are on a road that heads North, towards a distant village. To the West, there is a wide, deep river. To the East there is an expanse of tundra leading towards distant mountains. To the South the road leads into some low hills capped by a dark forest. It is getting dark. If you have a tent you may camp out. Otherwise you must find shelter before nightfall.
You may go North, South or East, or you may camp out. What would you like to do?
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:04
>inventory
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:05
From: Aimee Weber >inventory In your inventory you have; PARAFIN LAMP You are on a road that heads North, towards a distant village. To the West, there is a wide, deep river. To the East there is an expanse of tundra leading towards distant mountains. To the South the road leads into some low hills capped by a dark forest. It is getting dark. If you have a tent you may camp out. Otherwise you must find shelter before nightfall. You may go North, South or East, or you may camp out. What would you like to do?
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:05
>go south
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:09
>go South!!!
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:10
From: Aimee Weber >go south You are stood on a small hillock, in the snow. A road stretches across a plain to the North, where you can see the lights of what appears to be a small village. To the West is a deep river. To the South, the road leads into a dark forest. To the East you see arctic tundra disappearing into the distance, where you can just make out the foothills of a mountain range in the dim distance. It's getting pretty fucking dark. If you don't find shelter you're going to be fucked. You may go North, South or East. Which way would you like to go?
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Avacea Fasching
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05-04-2008 18:11
>camp out
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:12
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Avacea Fasching >camp out You do not have a tent. You are stood on a small hillock, in the snow. A road stretches across a plain to the North, where you can see the lights of what appears to be a small village. To the West is a deep river. To the South, the road leads into a dark forest. To the East you see arctic tundra disappearing into the distance, where you can just make out the foothills of a mountain range in the dim distance. It's getting pretty flipping dark. If you don't find shelter you're going to be flipped. You may go North, South or East. Which way would you like to go?
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Conan Godwin You are stood on a small hillock, in the snow. A road stretches across a plain to the North, where you can see the lights of what appears to be a small village. To the West is a deep river. To the South, the road leads into a dark forest. To the East you see arctic tundra disappearing into the distance, where you can just make out the foothills of a mountain range in the dim distance.
It's getting pretty fucking dark. If you don't find shelter you're going to be fucked.
You may go North, South or East. Which way would you like to go? kindly watch the language... remember forums are PG
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Avacea Fasching
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Avacea Fasching >camp out I am a noob, remember? or a campbot...
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Avacea Fasching >camp out You think we should camp out? Hrmmm, maybe we should google a walkthrough. 
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Rhaorth Antonelli kindly watch the language... remember forums are PG Since when? I've been swearing like a longshoreman on here for two years. This is the first I've heard of it.
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Claire Silverspar
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05-04-2008 18:13
From: Conan Godwin You are stood on a small hillock, in the snow. A road stretches across a plain to the North, where you can see the lights of what appears to be a small village. To the West is a deep river. To the South, the road leads into a dark forest. To the East you see arctic tundra disappearing into the distance, where you can just make out the foothills of a mountain range in the dim distance.
It's getting pretty fucking dark. If you don't find shelter you're going to be fucked.
You may go North, South or East. Which way would you like to go? north
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:14
From: Claire Silverspar north You are on a road that heads North, towards a distant village. To the West, there is a wide, deep river. To the East there is an expanse of tundra leading towards distant mountains. To the South the road leads into some low hills capped by a dark forest. You may go North, South or East. What would you like to do?
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:15
>say xyzzy
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Claire Silverspar
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05-04-2008 18:15
From: Conan Godwin You are on a road that heads North, towards a distant village. To the West, there is a wide, deep river. To the East there is an expanse of tundra leading towards distant mountains. To the South the road leads into some low hills capped by a dark forest.
You may go North, South or East. What would you like to do? north
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Maggie McArdle
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05-04-2008 18:17
to village
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:17
From: Aimee Weber >say xyzzy >You say "xyzzy" to no one in particular. You feel a little strange, stood in the snow talking to yourself. You are on a road that heads North, towards a distant village. To the West, there is a wide, deep river. To the East there is an expanse of tundra leading towards distant mountains. To the South the road leads into some low hills capped by a dark forest. It is quite love-making dark now. You are going to be well and truly made-love-to if you don't find some love-making shelter soon. You may go North, South or East. What would you like to do?
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:18
>use PARAFIN LAMP
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Teeny Leviathan
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05-04-2008 18:19
North already! Geez...
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:20
From: Aimee Weber >use PARAFIN LAMP You prime the PARAFIN LAMP using the small pump set into the base. You realise that you have no matches to light it with. What do you wish to do?
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:20
From: Teeny Leviathan North already! Geez... First come first served in the world of forum text-based adventures.
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Aimee Weber
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05-04-2008 18:20
>n
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Conan Godwin
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05-04-2008 18:23
You stumble forward in the dark, heading in the direction of what you hope is North. After what seems like an eternity you see lights ahead. You approach what appears to be the village you saw in the distance earlier. There is a wooden stockade surrounding it, but the gate is wide open and the lone guard is sleeping soundly. There is a wide, deep river to the West, seemingly endless tundra to the East, and a road leading South. You may head East or South, or you may enter the village. What do you wish to do, keeping in mind how chuffing dark it is?
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