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Sean Nicholls
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10-09-2008 17:42
From: Bella Posaner Ok, no offence folks, but no matter how much I read it, hear about or even have the misfortune of seeing it, I can not for the life of me understand why people want to have cartoon sex. Maybe it's because I get plenty in RL.
I make no judgement, each to their own, but maybe someone could explain that one to me, I have long wondered about it? The cartoons are secondary to the words used between the two people. The mind is the most powerful sex organ. |
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Void Singer
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10-09-2008 18:58
visuals can be helpful for people wanting virtual sex, moreso guys than girls IME...
me I own a complete set of exite items, heavily edited, not for sex, but for interesting emotes and realism in casual/playful encounters/situations.... (
I'm a very touch oriented person, and I like the idea that some one can surprise me by playing with my hair, or running a hand along my back.... it adds familiarity and closeness which are highly comforting to me...
that said I kinda feel bad for the guys, since their av's have a very clearly missing part and function... I'm a big fan of realism and I'm sure it'd disturb me if I were a guy.
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foehn Breed
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10-09-2008 19:45
From: Toy LaFollette hurry people that guy has to pee!!!!!! 
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Alicia Sautereau
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10-09-2008 20:04
rez a prim and resize it, it`s as meaningless as what ever you can buy and save yourself some money
it`s just some pixels ffs
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Kristian Ming
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10-09-2008 20:23
From: Esthezia Andel Only in SL could a subject line like this be seen as normal. Check out craigslist sometime.
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Skell Dagger
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10-09-2008 20:40
To the OP: if you want a realistic penis without spending to your upper limit of L$, then go with Midnight Lotus. Their Silver edition costs L$379 and the Gold edition is L$579. As you would expect, Gold has a few more options, but for what you might deem 'everyday use' the Silver is perfectly adequate for any guy. Both versions have an unobtrusive HUD that is easy to use. If you want to get an idea of the quality before you buy, go to one of the Midnight Lotus stores inworld and pick up their freebie penis: it has a small tattoo on it, but it's a good indicator of how well-made it is. Midnight Lotus on XStreet (Link Not Safe For Work) - http://uncensored.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=261870Comparison chart between Gold and Silver editions - http://uncensored.xstreetsl.com/modules/Marketplace/Images/f/5/b/f5bd3c7608fd44f361d6b6a4200eb966.jpgAs to 'why?' - there are times when one wants to be naked inworld, and rezzing a prim to shove into one's crotch isn't quite the same as having a realistic penis, any more than a female avatar would wish to be naked and without breasts with her lover, and be told to just rez two spheres, tint them orangey-flesh-coloured and stick them on her chest. 
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Aryan Genira
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10-09-2008 21:00
I found this free Onduty one. Its a basic one but you can change sizes and cum. I will try this out as a demo and if I like the idea I will go for lotus I guess. thanks a lot for your suggestions.
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Colette Meiji
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10-09-2008 21:14
get one that matches.
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Colette Meiji
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10-09-2008 21:16
From: Alvaro Zapatero Maybe because cartoon sex leads to real sex?
My wife and I are a couple in SL, and we had a significant increase in RL sex sice we began playing.
Not only that, but I've noticed that we've both been treating each other more kindly and patiently in RL as well. I can't explain it. But I'd be happy to have a few electrodes implanted in me so some scientist could study it. Just be careful the increase in RL love life is not your wife competing with your online interests. That happens too. |
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Colette Meiji
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10-09-2008 21:18
From: Bella Posaner Ok, no offence folks, but no matter how much I read it, hear about or even have the misfortune of seeing it, I can not for the life of me understand why people want to have cartoon sex. Maybe it's because I get plenty in RL.
I make no judgement, each to their own, but maybe someone could explain that one to me, I have long wondered about it? Because every single area of human expression has included sex. It isn't weird people have virtual sex. It would be weird if no one did. But much like pornographic magazines are not appealing to some people, Or Romance Novels to others, Virtual Sex might not be for you. |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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10-10-2008 01:04
From: Amaranthim Talon my conversational partner was an 8 ft tall lycanthrope in a loin cloth My last partner left me for one of those . . .  Pep (He left her later for his wife)
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Rigrunner Rang
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10-10-2008 07:01
Try searching for 'Devilfish mall', it's a mens mall and there's a store there a fairly new designer on the market and he's got a variety of scripted penises on sale. Cheap ones starting at around 300L
All sculpted, cum/pee options, hide/show, menu controlled colour change all that...
He also does a newbie pack which contains shape, skin and some clothes along with the penis so great for guys just starting out in SL
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sable Valentine
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10-10-2008 09:17
I had a friend who sold his penis to raise money for his club. Only in sl.
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Oryx Tempel
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10-10-2008 10:11
From: FD Spark
Personally most of the time I find pose ball sex are just as boring as first life
sex. Anyone else?
Dude, you're seriously doing something wrong. It shouldn't be boring in first life. |
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Brenda Connolly
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10-10-2008 10:24
From: sable Valentine I had a friend who sold his penis to raise money for his club. Only in sl. I guess it's better than selling your club to raise money for your penis.
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Elgyfu Wishbringer
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10-10-2008 10:34
Might I suggest asking your partner for her/his preferences? Some people dislike talking 'willies' immenesly, others abhor the ones that shoot particles (mainly because they so often go through your partners body when they 'erupt'), and some dislike ones that are a different colour to your main skin. Some women actually dislike them, period - and prefer a man who can 'talk the talk' and cyber in chat, rather than have an attachement do it. They might also want to suggest things they would like of course - they might adore particles, or prefer very large or very small members, or perhaps they would want you to be able to easily adjust angles or sizes 'on the fly'. Finally - if you can't turn the chat off, please leave it in the store - there are few things in SL more annoying than being in ear-shot of a penis with verbal diarrhoea! I wish you happy bonkings  Oh, and I rather hope you are using an alt to post this - I can't help but feel that I would hate to have a partner who discussed his bits in public. But then again I am English and very old-fashioned, so ignore me
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Amaranthim Talon
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10-10-2008 11:23
From: Pserendipity Daniels My last partner left me for one of those . . . Pep (He left her later for his wife) I'm sorry
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FD Spark
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10-10-2008 12:45
From: Oryx Tempel Dude, you're seriously doing something wrong. It shouldn't be boring in first life. Not everyone finds sex that exciting, including Men.
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Pserendipity Daniels
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10-10-2008 12:53
From: Amaranthim Talon I'm sorry I felt sorry for her. He left her with a pair of incestuous semi-lycanthropic twins . . . Pep (And I think *I* have parental problems in rl!)
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10-10-2008 12:58
From: Pserendipity Daniels <snip>
semi-lycanthropic twins . . .
Pep (And I think *I* have parental problems in rl!) Hmm.. one wonders at the possible dna combinations possible... lycan/vamp vamp/human human/lycan - and where do fur folk come in? And mer-people? The possibilities.. faun, nymphs oh dear... SL could be a very colorful place - more so!
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Pserendipity Daniels
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10-10-2008 13:01
From: Amaranthim Talon Hmm.. one wonders at the possible dna combinations possible... lycan/vamp vamp/human human/lycan - and where do fur folk come in? And mer-people? The possibilities.. faun, nymphs oh dear... SL could be a very colorful place - more so! I used to think a "mixed marriage" was a male and a female . . . Pep (Maybe it is after all)
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Maureen Boccaccio
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10-10-2008 13:03
From: Pserendipity Daniels I used to think a "mixed marriage" was a male and a female . . .
Pep (Maybe it is after all) lol, when my parents got married, it was considered a mixed marriage since she was Irish-American Catholic and he was French-American Catholic. |
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Lindal Kidd
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10-10-2008 13:32
From: sable Valentine I had a friend who sold his penis to raise money for his club. Only in sl. This is SUCH a straight line. But I am not going to touch it with a ten foot...club. I'm a good girl, I am.
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10-10-2008 14:56
From: Brenda Connolly I guess it's better than selling your club to raise money for your penis. /me wipes the coke off the monitor again. 
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Irene LeShelle
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10-10-2008 15:02
From: Brenda Connolly I guess it's better than selling your club to raise money for your penis. And much better than raising your penis to club your money  |
