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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,716
08-29-2009 13:02
When I'm at events I like to say things like that I'm an admin worker for air traffic control and sometimes the controllers let me take over their monitors while they go for a break and if it's quiet I log in to SL. Of course, I minimise the window so I can keep an eye on some of the dots on the radar, though!

I hasten to add that I'm only joking, though.
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Argent Stonecutter
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Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
08-29-2009 13:05
Cybernetic Entomologist

I study bugs in software systems.

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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
08-29-2009 13:28
Speechwriter for Sarah Palin. Soon to be unemployed . . .

:D
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Maggie McArdle
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Join date: 8 May 2006
Posts: 2,855
08-29-2009 14:04
Ima Logger.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
Posts: 3,075
08-29-2009 14:12
Jewel thief.
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
08-29-2009 14:26
From: Ciera Spyker
I am a professional escort. I have been a mens magazine and film model since 1991. I have been on the cover of almost every magazine in the adult world at one point or another.
My bust line has been as large as 34HH and just 115lbs at the peak of my career, but I've scaled myself down as I've gotten a bit older. I'm currently around 5-4ish 32ddd 24 37 140 And I will admit sitting here between work gigs playing SL rather than walking down to the hotel gym has put on about 5lbs. this past year.
Maybe its being 35 yrs old now. Either way I'm OK with it. ( I have one client who said he'd pay me 100k to gain 200lbs.--mmm I think I'll pass)

I have had maybe 3000 men in my life and quite a few girls as well. I've worked with avg. joes and Washington power brokers and even Ron Jeremy.
I know every interstate and high end hotel from coast to coast. Most doormen know me by first name and I tip very well. Most know exactly what I do and protect me in return for a favor now and then, its how it works. Im told lots and lots of secrets that most people will never hear.
I have friends in the UN, I once was a "friend" for a member of Bushes cabinet. I have many people watching over my safety and well being and am set till the day I die .

I still work now when I have a extra extra special need or want, but mostly I spread my time between my home now and my love for animals. I travel a lot. Overseas, and throughout the Americas. I owned/adopted a elephant but she died when I was back home last spring. (She was in Thailand) Thats the time I went nutso here in sl and deleted sims... sorry. I was really upset.

I have seen things most of you will never even dream of. Some were wonderful, other things are that of the very darkest of humanity imaginable. Yes I've seen it all. I have a couple years of college in but I found early I could make 6 figures a year dancing and never looked back.

Most women hate me, Guys crash their cars to watch me walk down the sidewalk.

Umm
I speak my mind.
I do what I want.
I don't care what others think.
I am Ciera Spyker.


We are talking about RL.

Not SL.
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 8,839
08-29-2009 14:28
From: Ciera Spyker
I am a professional escort. I have been a mens magazine and film model since 1991. I have been on the cover of almost every magazine in the adult world at one point or another.
My bust line has been as large as 34HH and just 115lbs at the peak of my career, but I've scaled myself down as I've gotten a bit older. I'm currently around 5-4ish 32ddd 24 37 140 And I will admit sitting here between work gigs playing SL rather than walking down to the hotel gym has put on about 5lbs. this past year.
Maybe its being 35 yrs old now. Either way I'm OK with it. ( I have one client who said he'd pay me 100k to gain 200lbs.--mmm I think I'll pass)

I have had maybe 3000 men in my life and quite a few girls as well. I've worked with avg. joes and Washington power brokers and even Ron Jeremy.
I know every interstate and high end hotel from coast to coast. Most doormen know me by first name and I tip very well. Most know exactly what I do and protect me in return for a favor now and then, its how it works. Im told lots and lots of secrets that most people will never hear.
I have friends in the UN, I once was a "friend" for a member of Bushes cabinet. I have many people watching over my safety and well being and am set till the day I die .

I still work now when I have a extra extra special need or want, but mostly I spread my time between my home now and my love for animals. I travel a lot. Overseas, and throughout the Americas. I owned/adopted a elephant but she died when I was back home last spring. (She was in Thailand) Thats the time I went nutso here in sl and deleted sims... sorry. I was really upset.

I have seen things most of you will never even dream of. Some were wonderful, other things are that of the very darkest of humanity imaginable. Yes I've seen it all. I have a couple years of college in but I found early I could make 6 figures a year dancing and never looked back.

Most women hate me, Guys crash their cars to watch me walk down the sidewalk.

Umm
I speak my mind.
I do what I want.
I don't care what others think.
I am Ciera Spyker.
I'm an author. :cool:

Pep (I write fictional autobiographies like this for delusional internet freaks. :p )
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
08-29-2009 14:30
From: Pserendipity Daniels
I'm an author. :cool:

Pep (I write fictional autobiographies like this for delusional internet freaks. :p )

When does the bidding for movie rights begin? :rolleyes:
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Scylla Rhiadra
Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
08-29-2009 14:34
From: Ciera Spyker
My bust line has been as large as 34HH and just 115lbs at the peak of my career . . .

I'm currently around 5-4ish 32ddd 24 37 . . .

Maybe its being 35 yrs old now . . . I have had maybe 3000 men in my life and quite a few girls as well

/me works feverishly with her calculator . . .

:eek:
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
08-29-2009 14:36
3000 men....


I guess this is where people are not supposed to pass judgment, right?
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Void Singer
Int vSelf = Sing(void);
Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
08-29-2009 14:37
From: Briana Dawson
Right now i am currently researching legislation and other data that can help spearhead a ban of flavored blunt wraps in Illinois (as well as 10 other Midwest states).

Big Tobacco for the win! They hate flavored blunt wraps...

I thought that the most recent FDA involved tobacco bill would take care of that (and so much more) under the excuse that flavorings attracts under aged use (unless of course we're talking about alcohol, and then it's a-ok)...

I sincerely loathe politicians (and rather like clove cigarettes which are for some odd reason is covered as a "candy" flavoring....)
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Seven Okelli
last days of pompeii
Join date: 4 Dec 2008
Posts: 2,300
08-29-2009 14:43
Right now I'm an assistant to an insurance investigator.

I also freelance as a process server and giving presentations and speeches for people who are too shy to do it themselves.

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Innula Zenovka
Registered User
Join date: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,825
08-29-2009 14:48
By a curious coincidence, I recently recently received an email from a chap whose late uncle, the sometime the Oil Minister of a West African country, had succumbed to a fatal heart attack in Ciera's arms, brought on by over-excitement and exertion, while on an official visit to the UN. The matter, of course, was hushed up by her many friends in high places.

Fortunately, it it seems the chap's uncle had thought to secure the family fortune by squirreling away lots of UN development money before his demise, but, unfortunately, he'd not had time to smuggle it out of the country before meeting Ciera. He's now seeking assistance in this matter, and is apparently prepared to offer very generous terms to anyone who helps him.
Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
08-29-2009 14:50
From: Innula Zenovka
By a curious coincidence, I recently recently received an email from a chap whose late uncle, the sometime the Oil Minister of a West African country, had succumbed to a fatal heart attack in Ciera's arms, brought on by over-excitement and exertion, while on an official visit to the UN. The matter, of course, was hushed up by her many friends in high places.

Fortunately, it it seems the chap's uncle had thought to secure the family fortune by squirreling away lots of UN development money before his demise, but, unfortunately, he'd not had time to smuggle it out of the country before meeting Ciera. He's now seeking assistance in this matter, and is apparently prepared to offer very generous terms to anyone who helps him.

ROFL !!!! :p

Strangely enough, I TOO received just such an email recently . . .
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
08-29-2009 14:50
Cabinet maker, warehouse manager, cookie salesman, tax prep all during my varied careers.
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Join date: 29 Jan 2009
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08-29-2009 14:52
International Spy... oh I almost forgot (silly me)... *pulls out gun and shoots you*
Ciera Spyker
Queen of SL
Join date: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 424
08-29-2009 16:28
edited for the move i suggest you do the same.
Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
Join date: 28 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,828
08-29-2009 16:47
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From: Ciera Spyker
why are you such a hateful person? did your husband cheat on you? I feel sorry for you. I really do.

You have no idea how my part of the world works. none whatsoever. I shared to be nice not to be blasted.

anyways.
I dont need validation from the likes of you.

Ill. lol.... many of my clients are from Ill.

AND as far as the 3000 whats to pass judgment on? Its work. plain and simple. But obviously you feel threatened. to bad I win.
again.


I think, the problem the post came off as boasting, instead of sharing. Personally, I have no issue with anyone who chooses that profession in theory. In fact, I feel it should be legalized. And for the record, MY ex-husband did have a problem with using people in your profession, during our marriage and long before he knew me (I, sadly didn't find out until we were married, hence us no longer being married). And yet, I still would not judge you - I have friend here in SL who escort, makes no difference to me.

Had you not said "most woman hate me" and mentioned the enormous amount of men you have been with thus far, for instance, (maybe keeping it to just saying "famous and rich", etc), the post would have come off much better. There was no need to give a running tally of your conquests, it was unnecessary and frankly could be hurtful to some females here to read. As I just said, mine did have an actual addiction to prostitutes, perhaps so do others here - and reading about a person gloating about how they are getting our men is painful; even if in the end it is the man's fault - NOT yours.

Keeping to the basics, IMHO, would have been received much better.

Obviously, you do care what others think or would not have responded. Surely you must have realized what you wrote would leave you open to remarks from others?

Sometimes, kiss and tell with that much candor, is better off kept to ones self. Having said that, it took bravery to admit it so much of it openly (it is quite interesting) and I do applaud you for doing so.
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Ciera Spyker
Queen of SL
Join date: 25 Mar 2008
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08-29-2009 16:57
edited for the move i suggest you do the same.
Ciera Spyker
Queen of SL
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08-29-2009 17:07
edited for the move i suggest you do the same.
Keira Wells
Blender Sculptor
Join date: 16 Mar 2008
Posts: 2,371
08-29-2009 17:11
I've just realized... in the poll, OP labeled it as 'Tonker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.'

Tonker.

I don't know why, but I find this immensely funny.
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 6,256
08-29-2009 17:14
And to think I was going to walk away from this forum...
Rioko Bamaisin
Unstable Princess
Join date: 16 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,668
08-29-2009 17:23
Currently I have been at home with my children for almost 5 years now. But what I went to school for and worked as was a case manager for an HMO. Basically reviewing medical necessity cases.
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Argent Stonecutter
Emergency Mustelid
Join date: 20 Sep 2005
Posts: 20,263
08-29-2009 17:25
From: Keira Wells
I've just realized... in the poll, OP labeled it as 'Tonker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.'

Tonker.

I don't know why, but I find this immensely funny.
It's Oggish.
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Jesse Barnett
500,000 scoville units
Join date: 21 May 2006
Posts: 4,160
08-29-2009 17:26
From: Ciera Spyker
thank you... I have kept to myself, for years and years. One downfall in this line of work is lack of real friends. Its very very hard to trust. trust is a HUGE issue with me. Most of us on this side of the fence have this issue.
And trusting guys? Ha..... not a chance. Im sorry about your hubby. I always consider theres more to the visits than just the pserson in front of me. Pros like me get tested monthly. we are safer than the girl at the end of the bar who gives it up for free!

As you may well imagine I would say 90% of my clients are married. And outside of the BJ do you know what most just want to do? Be held and talked to. Yes. talk. So when people like brianna go off on me I know theres bigger issues there than just dislike. Theres a deep seated problem thats not being addressed.

I wanted to share, and since no one can put a face to the AV I felt is safe enough to talk a bit. Maybe I was wrong.

nonetheless Im not ashamed as it has brought me great contacts and working prospects. (regular world contacts)

actually 3000 was pulled outa the hat. I may be a bit more. eek.........

BTW did you know that girls in LA were making up to 60K a week in this line of work? thats cash.

So yes I know there are people smarter than me and i resort to high school comebacks at times.

now... i gotta run. I need to pee!!!!



eeep.

By far, the most human post I have ever seen from you Ciera and it is appreciated.
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