Aggressive Picks

Happy Necropost Friday!

I knew it was some kind of personal statement.

Rock on.

I kinda dig it myself.

I tried making my ninja banana slugs into blood brothers, but the poor beggers don't have enough blood to survive the ceremony, don'tcha know. I love them like brothers, though.

Wait, what, you distracted me, you painted trumpet! Your shower curtain will pay for that. I don't like blowing my own horn, but I'm pretty much the tops when it comes to household vengeance!

You know I larf coz I was in a production meeting the other day and I picked my nose (really) and a guy across teh table said exactly that! I really chocked!

Kinda liek when a person belches when they are having a dinner with company and I always say "More tea, Vicar?"

Matthew 5:44

My shower cutain has seen things you can only imagine. So there!

Is that a new FM station?

True, it does say to love your enemies. But those who use it in the context of "I love Jesus" or "I love Satan" etc. are replacing "worship" with "love." Just doesn't work. Nobody worships Satan, because to worship your avowed enemy is complete foolishness.

if you can carry this part into the Escort thread- it would.. fit right in...

My shower curtain has seen things only I can imagine.

Sounds like an ordinary dysfunctional relationship to me.

Well put. *smile*

Only because ferrets are so flexible.

Now you'd have lost me with the nose picking.

Eye boogers... ok. Need to scratch the inside of your ear because you got a little waxy build-up... maybe.

But pick your nose during a production meeting?

Is there any bodily function you DON'T share with your coworkers?!!! O.o

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Wow. So you say, "So as a follower of Lucifer, there's absolutely no way at all that you love Jesus." Sounds right to me. But I get where you are coming from. Hail Satan to you too!

I love Satan.

I love Gawd.

I love Santy Claws too.

I love all the made-up creatures.

They give people something to do.

I wasnt thinking. Honest. I just had oen of those moments. And you know what? I had stucck chopsticks in my hair coz I though they kinda looked scruffy-cute going in all directions and I actually considered using one. Isnt that gross? Seriously!!!
Honestly. I dont know what came over me. At least I didnt eat the booger.
And this is true. I liked teh chopsticks when I was in teh mirror but I couldnt remove them either in teh meeting.

Happy Necropost Friday to you too!

A little schmeer on your bagel.

I gota get going otherwise I wont get anything done this afternoon. We didnt have bagels. We had Papua New Guinea dark roast fresh ground coffee (brewed on site), and a lovely galette made with apricots. And someone made some Scootish shortbreads at home and there was just enough for all of us. She said she had found her kitchen for teh first time and had seen these cook shows that make people feel guilty about not cooking at home. So she cooked.

Initially I was envious over your breakfast until I realized that your galette was made with out-of-season fruit!!!

*GASP*

Might as well have made it from nose-pickings.

Its not out o fseason where I was eating it.
Sadly it IS outta seson where I am typing this. But actually Alvaro you can use apples in a galette or even plums and pears. Also you can make a savoury one with potatoes and onions. Very versatile. Just use thawed puff pastry (was store bought) as your base. Dont forget to prick teh pastry with a fork. Powdered almonds over teh pasty. Sliced whatever you use. More dusting of almonds and sugar. fold teh extra puff over but dont conceal teh fruit. Bung it in teh over at 360 I think.Cook until brown. Viola!

It was lost?

I had nothing to do with it!

That sounded yummy- the food one - not the - other uhm, suggestion - see the kind of stuff we would loose if this place was policed? I would not now be hankering to try and cook that up and we never would have found out the Truth about Socks

The truth about socks is darker and deeper than you imagine, even now.

(dramatic chord, muffled squeaks...)