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Ann Launay
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10-05-2007 16:18
From: Trout Recreant I'm at work, and I'm not sure what Dolcett is. I'm pretty sure I should wait to ask, but now I really want to know. I didn't look any further after I read this snippet on a Google search return: From: someone Dedicated to the Dolcett lifestyle, snuff, consensual cannibalism, sexual cannibalism, torture, sex, death and fine dining.
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Alyx Sands
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10-05-2007 16:19
From: Trout Recreant I'm at work, and I'm not sure what Dolcett is. I'm pretty sure I should wait to ask, but now I really want to know. Don't. Just...don't. I'm a pretty tough gal and have seen a lot, but that-no.
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Derbor Torok
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10-05-2007 16:21
From: Trout Recreant I'm at work, and I'm not sure what Dolcett is. I'm pretty sure I should wait to ask, but now I really want to know. I just did the search... regrets, regrets. I did not click on any of the links. Still, I'm waiting for the IT Police to show up at my door any minute now. It was nice knowing you..  .d |
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Brenda Connolly
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10-05-2007 16:22
From: Alyx Sands Don't. Just...don't. I'm a pretty tough gal and have seen a lot, but that-no. She's right. It's even too much for me. *I wonder if German TV knows about this stuff.*
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Trout Recreant
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10-05-2007 16:24
From: Ann Launay I didn't look any further after I read this snippet on a Google search return: Jesus! I'm an "anything goes" kind of guy, but that's off-the-charts scary. Consensual cannibalism? Sexual cannibalism? WTF? OK, I try not to judge (unless it's beet eaters, clowns or hypnotists) but I'm drawing the line here. That's severely messed up.
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Alyx Sands
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10-05-2007 16:30
I'm too curious. I actually went and clicked on several of the pics.
And no, I'm not going to send some of these to my friendly neighbourhood tabloid TV station.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 18:14
From: Ann Launay I didn't look any further after I read this snippet on a Google search return: *Snip* fine dining. Fine dining? eh?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 18:16
From: Brenda Connolly She's right. It's even too much for me. *I wonder if German TV knows about this stuff.* They were drawings done in the late 1980s, early 1990s and posted on a bulletin board. Since spread across the Internet. It is too late for German TV to "go after" Dolcett.
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Ann Launay
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10-05-2007 18:54
From: Lexxi Gynoid Fine dining? eh? That's what it said. I don't believe I want to know what's on the menu.
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 19:15
From: Ann Launay That's what it said. I don't believe I want to know what's on the menu. I could tell you, but you don't want to know By the way, this whole thread - about roasting Bilbo, was sickening to me simply because I knew what Dolcett was. Wouldn't be Bilbo though, it would be whatever female hobbit name would be used.
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Raynor Hammerer
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10-06-2007 04:07
From: Lexxi Gynoid
By the way, this whole thread - about roasting Bilbo, was sickening to me simply because I knew what Dolcett was.
I know now. I wish I didn't.
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Tammy Biedermann
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10-06-2007 07:10
No Honey Soy Limb Cutlets for me, thanks. (Unless they're marinaded with sherry. ) |