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Roast Hobbits at the Forum Hangout

Slack Zapedzki
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10-04-2007 11:52
I've heard that Roast Hobbits are being served at the Forum Hangout. What sauce are they best dipped in?

And: will there be enough to go around?
Elora Lunasea
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10-04-2007 11:57
Lindenberry?

I hope there will be some leftover by the time I get home.
Wulfric Chevalier
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10-04-2007 12:01
Brandywine sauce.
Brenda Connolly
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10-04-2007 12:07
*Disclaimer* This activity has not been sanctioned by The Forum Cartel or it's subsidiaries. No actual Hobbits were harmed in he making of this announcement.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-04-2007 12:09
From: Brenda Connolly
*Disclaimer* This activity has not been sanctioned by The Forum Cartel or it's subsidiaries. No actual Hobbits were harmed in he making of this announcement.

But . . .will any be harmed when they are roasted? Is it like a comedy roast, or a pig roast?
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Elora Lunasea
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10-04-2007 12:09
Oh, so it's only heresay at the moment. Has anyone actually witnessed said roasting? Or, did these hobbits accidently step into our firepit?
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10-04-2007 12:14
From: Slack Zapedzki
I've heard that Roast Hobbits are being served at the Forum Hangout. What sauce are they best dipped in?

And: will there be enough to go around?


With champignons à la grecque of course!
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Michael Bigwig
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10-04-2007 12:16
Now let's be clear--a Hobbit Roast can be two things--one, we are cooking a hobbit, or two, we are lovingly making fun of Bilbo in a group setting.

EDIT: Lexxi had the drop on that one. Good show.

:)
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10-04-2007 12:23
From: Lexxi Gynoid
But . . .will any be harmed when they are roasted? Is it like a comedy roast, or a pig roast?


Some of those comedy roasts are downright mean!
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10-04-2007 12:24
Dammit, do you know what the hair on his feet is gonna smell like when it starts to singe.
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Finora Kuncoro
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10-04-2007 12:26
Sorry I'm vegetarian so I'll respectfully pass.

Now a piece of Quorn or Tofu in the shape of a hobbit and I'd be down there in a flash :)
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10-04-2007 12:26
From: Love Hastings
Some of those comedy roasts are downright mean!



That's the point--see, they wouldn't roast you unless they loved you...so you can rest easy--however, comedians understand above all that the best comedy can be extremely brutal and abrasive.

*Andy Koffman
*Richard Prior
*Eddy Murphy
*George Carlan
*Dave Chappel

The list goes on and on...the best comedians are the ones that beat a dead horse with a rubber hose...
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-04-2007 12:28
From: Michael Bigwig
That's the point--they wouldn't roast you unless they loved you...and comedians understand above all that the best comedy can be extremely brutal and abrasive.

*Andy Koffman
*Richard Prior
*Eddy Murphy
*George Carlan
*Dave Chappel

The list goes on and on...the best comedians are the ones that beat a dead horse with a rubber hose...

"Here I come to save the day!"
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10-04-2007 12:42
@ Elora Lunasea

Elora - wanted to IM you, but could not. Would you IM me please?
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Elora Lunasea
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10-04-2007 12:56
From: Amaranthim Talon
@ Elora Lunasea

Elora - wanted to IM you, but could not. Would you IM me please?
Amaranthim


I will when I get home - for some reason, can't do it from the board. SL not on my work computer. What time zone are you in? I'm Eastern (just so I know to make it easier for me as far as when to answer). BTW, I'm pretty sure I know what it's about (Norman?). If you get an IM from my alt instead (Ladyfox) don't be surprised. She may be more interested, than I.
Oryx Tempel
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10-04-2007 13:26
I'm a big fan of Hot n Spicy Honey Mustard sauce myself. If Hobbit tastes anything like pork, it'll be mmm-mmm scrumpdileeishous.
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10-04-2007 13:27
From: Oryx Tempel
I'm a big fan of Hot n Spicy Honey Mustard sauce myself. If Hobbit tastes anything like pork, it'll be mmm-mmm scrumpdileeishous.


Let's not forget to bring the shaving cream and a razor...demz Hobbits are one hairy race--just ask Robin Williams.
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Lindal Kidd
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10-04-2007 13:48
From: Finora Kuncoro
Sorry I'm vegetarian so I'll respectfully pass.


We could maybe include a slab of Roast Ent for you...
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10-04-2007 13:55
Hobbits have too much dark meat for me, but I usually don't ruin meat by drowning it in sauces, maybe just a little Lea & Perrins Worcestershire
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Har Fairweather
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10-04-2007 13:57
If it's Lindenberry sauxe, no worries. The lag guarantees there will be plenty left no matter how late you arrive.
Elora Lunasea
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10-04-2007 14:02
From: Har Fairweather
If it's Lindenberry sauxe, no worries. The lag guarantees there will be plenty left no matter how late you arrive.


Isn't THAT the sad truth (the lag, not the sauce).
Egon Rothschild
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10-04-2007 14:13
no wonder bilbo asked if he could hide out at my house for awhile
Argos Hawks
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10-04-2007 14:16
mmmmmmmmmm, short ribs!
Slack Zapedzki
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10-05-2007 04:16
yeah they're very short.
Malachi Petunia
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10-05-2007 04:35
Hobbits taste just like tofu, therefore hobbits are made of tofu.

I leave the question of how a thing can taste like something with no inherent flavor as an exercise for the reader.
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Sorry I'm vegetarian so I'll respectfully pass.
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