Hobbits taste just like tofu, therefore hobbits are made of tofu.
....so maybe we should bake them instead.
that'll dry them out but leave at least some kind of flavour.
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Slack Zapedzki
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10-05-2007 04:50
Hobbits taste just like tofu, therefore hobbits are made of tofu. ....so maybe we should bake them instead. that'll dry them out but leave at least some kind of flavour. |
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Deira Llanfair
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10-05-2007 06:25
....so maybe we should bake them instead. that'll dry them out but leave at least some kind of flavour. I much prefer hobbit fricasseed ![]() _____________________
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Kelli May
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10-05-2007 07:50
Have the hobbits insult neko avs here on the forum and they'll be roast to a turn in no time at all.
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10-05-2007 08:07
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Alyx Sands
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10-05-2007 08:37
Have the hobbits insult neko avs here on the forum and they'll be roast to a turn in no time at all. I might only be part time neko, but I ALWAYS love a well-spiced roasted hobbit! (preferrably without the hairy stuff though) _____________________
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Bree Giffen
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10-05-2007 09:42
So busy were the trolls on deciding how to cook the hobbit that they didn't notice the sun coming up and were turned to stone.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 11:19
So busy were the trolls on deciding how to cook the hobbit that they didn't notice the sun coming up and were turned to stone. heh _____________________
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Cee Edman
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10-05-2007 13:00
But . . .will any be harmed when they are roasted? Is it like a comedy roast, or a pig roast? Did Lexxi call Bilbo a pig? Is that allowed here? |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 13:07
Did Lexxi call Bilbo a pig? Is that allowed here? I was actually really surprised when I first saw Bilbo in world. And he wasn't a hobbit. He wasn't ruth either, so that wasn't why he wasn't a hobbit. Oh, and he wasn't a pig either. _____________________
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Egon Rothschild
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10-05-2007 13:32
I was actually really surprised when I first saw Bilbo in world. And he wasn't a hobbit. He wasn't ruth either, so that wasn't why he wasn't a hobbit. Oh, and he wasn't a pig either. bilbo is neither a hobbit nor a ruth nor a pig. he is one of my nicest neighbors. *shhh .. be quiet bilbo .. and get back under the bed until this roast hobbit thread fades away* |
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Bree Giffen
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10-05-2007 13:40
* is under the bed with a fork*
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Egon Rothschild
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10-05-2007 13:41
no doubt
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 13:43
bilbo is neither a hobbit nor a ruth nor a pig. he is one of my nicest neighbors. *shhh .. be quiet bilbo .. and get back under the bed until this roast hobbit thread fades away* By the way, what's that on your head? A turban? _____________________
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
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10-05-2007 13:49
bilbo is neither a hobbit.... I'm disappointed to hear that. I'd hoped to meet at least one Hobbit in this place. ![]() |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 13:50
I'm disappointed to hear that. I'd hoped to meet at least one Hobbit in this place. ![]() There is one place that I can't recall now (Elf place) that has a free elf and a free hobbit avatar. Other than putting both on myself (and a free troll for that matter), I have never seen a hobbit in SL. _____________________
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10-05-2007 13:54
no doubt occasionally like some of their songs _____________________
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Ann Launay
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10-05-2007 14:04
(preferrably without the hairy stuff though) That made me think of artichokes, for some reason. Fuzzy centers? Iunno, but I want one (with lemon butter) now. _____________________
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Egon Rothschild
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10-05-2007 14:28
By the way, what's that on your head? A turban? actually it's hair. but that picture was taken soooo long ago i hardly recognize myself. ![]() edit: and i've been too lazy to take a current picture and downsize it to fit the forum requirements. |
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Chris Norse
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10-05-2007 14:30
Is roasting a hobbit some kind of weird Dolcett kink? errr weirder Dolcet kink............
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10-05-2007 14:41
Is roasting a hobbit some kind of weird Dolcett kink? errr weirder Dolcet kink............ Not unless you are referring to a lovely female hobbit. And Dolcett is with two t's. _____________________
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Derbor Torok
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10-05-2007 14:42
What is the nutritional content of a hobbit anyway... the doc says I got to watch my cholesterol.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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10-05-2007 14:53
What is the nutritional content of a hobbit anyway... the doc says I got to watch my cholesterol. .d Take a normal full pig that you would put on a spit. The cholesterol for that should be available somewhere. Find a hobbit that roughly resembles said pig . . . nah that will not work. _____________________
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Alyx Sands
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10-05-2007 16:08
Not unless you are referring to a lovely female hobbit. And Dolcett is with two t's. Umm...someone remind me NEVER to go google something I have no idea about. I just had a very late dinner, and googling Dolcett wasn't SUCH a good idea. _____________________
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10-05-2007 16:10
Umm...someone remind me NEVER to go google something I have no idea about. I just had a very late dinner, and googling Dolcett wasn't SUCH a good idea. Amazing how such a sweet sounding word can define something so disguisting _____________________
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10-05-2007 16:16
I'm at work, and I'm not sure what Dolcett is. I'm pretty sure I should wait to ask, but now I really want to know.
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