Pimping in second life?
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
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06-02-2008 13:58
From: Max Herzog I hope the reports of his demise are exaggerated. How can I start a communist revolution by myself? By definition, you can't have a uni-commie.
Looks like I'll have to leaf through Das Kapital one more time until he shows up. And in the meantime, report any Cuban pimps for breaking the basic tenets of the state approved doctrine. Shhhh...... umm...of course they aren't exaggerated. I have it on good authority that shortly after the heinous attempt on his life at his wedding, he leapt from the casket and ran away into the woods, only to succumb to his injuries and perish, alone, in the next sim over. Of course nobody has seen his body - maybe due to the fact that autoreturn was set on the land, but I'm certain he's dead... He couldn't possibly have survived. All alone in the woods, trying to heal from massive chainsaw wounds, plotting his revenge against those who tore him from his beautiful young bride and did him grievous injury... That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Lindal - chewing tobacco - blech! I'd rather have the tumor.
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Max Herzog
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06-02-2008 13:58
From: Lindal Kidd I think Mumfuzz's widow, Lynnette, is with him. If the three of you got together, you have all the makings of a traditional revolutionary cell.
You should probably start by recruiting among SL's pimps. I'm sure most of them are feeling disenchanted with the current economic system. Yes, we could put them to work on the plantations, while we redistribute their wealth to the impoverished masses / fund the bank balances of the party leadership (whichever is easier). We'd sort of be pimping the pimps. I like that. |
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-02-2008 14:03
From: Anelpirate Franizzi I was just asking if people realy do it. I know people act like it but I was wondering if people realy do the job All kidding aside, I doubt there would be much call for the job. An escort would likely not want to pay a cut of her take with someone RPing a pimp position. Unlike real life all the pit falls are just not there in the business. You could RP the part but I don't see much money potential in it. Escort prices are falling all the time (I hear, I have no experience first hand). As others mentioned the only real shot at this is having a nice place where you rent out rooms for the purpose. But you would need to invest in toys, furniture, land, etc and would likely be in the red. RP an escort. You can make money at that likely and still get to wear the goldfish boots.
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From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha...
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
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06-02-2008 14:08
From: Trout Recreant ...Lindal - chewing tobacco - blech! I'd rather have the tumor. You don't have to have either one. I just had to come up with a couple of alternate explanations for your tongue-in-cheek bulge there. I just caught Lynnette whispering on the phone to someone. She NEVER uses the phone on company time.
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Lindal Kidd
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06-02-2008 14:10
From: Macphisto Angelus ...RP an escort. You can make money at that likely and still get to wear the goldfish boots. I know a dragon-type fellow a few threads down the way who has a great set of leather chaps he might loan you...
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Ace Cassidy
Resident Bohemian
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06-02-2008 14:15
From: Lindal Kidd holy jumping...
/me hurriedly changes the bed linens, checks CD collection, emergency candle supply, hunts up the "soft restraint" cuffs, and paws through phone directory for Ace's number...
/me winks at Lindal
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Brenda Connolly
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06-02-2008 14:15
Perhaps a Search and Destroy mission is in order in the surrounding area. I just bought a new AH6, it's equipped with miniguns and Hellfire missiles. That should be enough to flush him out.
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Trout Recreant
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06-02-2008 14:26
From: Brenda Connolly Perhaps a Search and Destroy mission is in order in the surrounding area. I just bought a new AH6, it's equipped with miniguns and Hellfire missiles. That should be enough to flush him out. It's worked so well for bin Laden, I can't see what it could hurt. Trace the call, Lindal! This might be our chance to capture him! I mean...if he's...well, he's dead. No doubt about it.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-02-2008 15:12
From: Trout Recreant It's worked so well for bin Laden, I can't see what it could hurt.
Trace the call, Lindal! This might be our chance to capture him! I mean...if he's...well, he's dead. No doubt about it. Yeah, but somehow I think the sims surrounding Allana aren't as formidable as the mountains of Afganistan
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-02-2008 15:16
From: Lindal Kidd I know a dragon-type fellow a few threads down the way who has a great set of leather chaps he might loan you... I've seem them. They would work well for the outfit. Just stay the hell out of Avilon.
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From: Natalie P from SLU Second Life: Where being the super important, extra special person you've always been sure you are (at least when you're drunk) can be a reality! From: Ann Launay I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
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06-02-2008 15:38
I am just rofl and holding my sides in pain at this thread. Oh it's so good *wipes* eyes. IBTL and Brann...I love your new forum AV piccy 
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Trout Recreant
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06-02-2008 16:00
I second what Gabriele just said - the new forum avatar picture is A+, Brann.
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Teeny Leviathan
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06-02-2008 16:18
"Bitch better have my money, through rain, sleet or snow. Bitch better have my money, not half, not some, but all my cash. Otherwise, I'm going stick my foot right up bitch's ass!" Not sure if its an exact quote, but it just belongs in this thread. 
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Chris Norse
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06-02-2008 17:15
From: Trout Recreant It's all about teh funny. He just didn't know how to set up shop, so to speak.
My suggestion to him, purely as one capitalist to another, would be to avoid CartelTrustAccount Mumfuzz. He's a communist rablerouser who believes in free sex and hates commerce of any kind. I heard he was dead, but lately there have been rumors...
At any rate, he'll sneak in and convince your "workers" to join the collective. Free sex, free food, free jobs! Little pinko commie, that one. Keep your eye out, and if you see him, I suggest alerting the authorities. In this case, the proper contact is Chris Norse. he hates communists almost as much as the free-traders like you and me. Yes, I do hate commies, but I am all for free sex.
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Gabriele Graves
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06-02-2008 17:17
From: Chris Norse Yes, I do hate commies, but I am all for free sex. See thats the problem with capitalism, pay for everything but people still want free sex  (Disclaimer, I am not a commie !!!)
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Colette Meiji
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06-02-2008 17:17
From: Chris Norse Yes, I do hate commies, but I am all for free sex. what about sex with Commies? |
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Chris Norse
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06-02-2008 17:19
From: Brenda Connolly Yeah, but somehow I think the sims surrounding Allana aren't as formidable as the mountains of Afganistan If he made it down into the bowels of that volcano, it will take a platoon of tunnel rats to get him out. Or maybe a squad of catgirls.
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Brann Georgia
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06-02-2008 17:37
From: Trout Recreant I second what Gabriele just said - the new forum avatar picture is A+, Brann. Thank you, thank you. I am pimping out my photographer, if anyone's interested. He's gone to bed, though, due to some sort of timezone nonsense. Damn commie invention.
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Gabriele Graves
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06-02-2008 17:39
From: Brann Georgia Thank you, thank you.
I am pimping out my photographer, if anyone's interested. He's gone to bed, though, due to uncooperative timezones. Check with me tomorrow. Actually now you mention it, I do have a need for one...I won't be in world until after 12am though 
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Brenda Connolly
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06-02-2008 17:46
From: Trout Recreant I second what Gabriele just said - the new forum avatar picture is A+, Brann. Yes it is. But I've always admired Brann's look. She always is beautiful whnever I've seen her.
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Gabriele Graves
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06-02-2008 17:48
From: Brenda Connolly Yes it is. But I've always admired Brann's look. She always is beautiful whnever I've seen her. I agree completely.
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Einsman Schlegel
Disenchanted Fool
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06-02-2008 19:34
From: MoxZ Mokeev Schooooooool's OUT for Summer! Obviously. Damnit go get a job |
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Colette Meiji
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06-02-2008 21:03
From: Einsman Schlegel Obviously. Damnit go get a job He's trying From: someone
"What I did over the Summer"
By A.F.
3rd Period Composition
9/5/08
This summer I got a different kind of job than the other kids. Instead of working at McDonnalds or Burger King or WalMart, I got this cool job online in a game called Second Life.
What I did was convince bored housewives and introverted college students to have cybersex for money with married middle-aged men. Then they gave me a cut! Pretty wild huh?
I even got a Pimp hat and a Pimp suit and a Pimpslap animation for my Avatar. You know to keep those Hos in line - hahaha Just kiddin. It was just funny being a pimp.
Anyhow it was all good up until one of my beaches .. uh I mean employees .. found out I was still in high school. Bummer.
Now I am on the teen grid and there is no point in being a pimp cause sex is outlawed, everyones underwear is glued on, and no one has any money nohow.
Still Ill be 18 next summer so Ill be *back in bitnez* (thats a Pimp saying)
Say Mrs. Macallaster? You've been married a long time huh? What do you do when you are bored?
Anyways .. thats what I did on my summer vacation!
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Lucrezia Lamont
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06-02-2008 23:07
From: Colette Meiji don't forget the goldfish tank platform shoes.  FISHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. Someone HAS to make those in SL. Those are awesome! Are they yours Colette? Can I buy them? heeee. Those are the best boots ever. *licks lips*
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Viktoria Dovgal
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06-02-2008 23:10
From: Lucrezia Lamont FISHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG. Someone HAS to make those in SL. Those are awesome! Are they yours Colette? Can I buy them? heeee. Those are the best boots ever.
*licks lips* Dazed and Confused has them =) |