Pimping in second life?
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Sling Trebuchet
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06-02-2008 13:09
Barry White???
"A distinctive feature of White's music was the steamy spoken introductions and interludes that appeared in many of his songs. Perhaps the most notorious of these appeared in the track "Love Serenade (Part 1)", from his 1975 album Just Another Way to Say I Love You:
Take it off Deb. . . Baby, take it all off . . . I want you the way you came into the world . . . I don't wanna feel no clothes . . . I don't wanna see no panties . . . Take off that brassiere, my dear . . . Everybody's gone . . . We're gonna take the receiver off the phone . . . because baby, you and me, heh . . . this night, we're gonna get it on . . ."
Sweet gawd almighty! Barf!
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But I know where it came from.
"White was born in Galveston, Texas[2] and grew up in the high-crime areas of South Los Angeles, where he joined a gang at the age of 10. At 17, he was jailed for four months for stealing $30,000 worth of Cadillac tires.
While in prison, White listened to Elvis Presley singing "It's Now or Never" on the radio, an experience he later credited with changing the course of his life."
Elvis! .....has never really left us.
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Brann Georgia
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06-02-2008 13:09
1 Barry White CD 1 Candle (with matches or lighter for ignition) 1 Ace Cassidy 1 Block of Cheese
Light candle with whatever ignition is on hand, put CD in player, nibble on cheese while Ace Cassidy is in the kitchen doing the dishes and taking out the trash.
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Anelpirate Franizzi
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06-02-2008 13:12
From: Trout Recreant I think it has a lot to do with certain people's feelings of inadequacy and powerlessness around the opposite gender - deep seated issues with lack of control. It also may be a function of being raised in a day and age when a profound disrespect for women is tolerated and even encouraged in popular culture.
If music and pop culture justify a certain behavior and you get someone who has had poor role models and a lot of rejection from women in real life, and maybe has control issues, then you have the makings for a virtual pimp. I'm not saying the OP has those issues, but who knows what his background is. He might just be play-acting, or he might be really young and not mature enough to realize the potential for hurting other people that SL has.
Just my opinion. I'm not a psychologist, though. I'm just pretty good at figuring people out. Ever heard of "Just for fun"?
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Trout Recreant
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06-02-2008 13:16
From: Anelpirate Franizzi Ever heard of "Just for fun"? Never heard of such a thing. Everything I do in Second Life is absolutely serious and in no way fun. I'm all about business, commerce and leading a very staid and serious existence without the intrusion of humor or enjoyability. I don't actually know of anyone who does anything in Second Life just for fun.
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Anelpirate Franizzi
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06-02-2008 13:17
From: FD Spark Often the joke about pimps is that they are gay, women haters in first place and often are butt pirates on the side in certain circles. Most dress very flamboyantly,etc or ones from the 1970s Pimps and if nothing else if they weren't gay were the first Metrosexuals.. Actualy the way pimps dressed back then was "in"
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Anelpirate Franizzi
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06-02-2008 13:22
From: Trout Recreant Never heard of such a thing. Everything I do in Second Life is absolutely serious and in no way fun. I'm all about business, commerce and leading a very staid and serious existence without the intrusion of humor or enjoyability. I don't actually know of anyone who does anything in Second Life just for fun. Assuming you were sarcastic then you should know that some people act like pimps in the game just because its funny and they might make some cash out of it
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Trout Recreant
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06-02-2008 13:27
You're probably right - I know nothing of funny. I'm the least funny person I know, so I'm a terrible judge of funny. Ask anyone - they'll tell you how unfunny I am. I'll assume that pretending to victimize women is absolutely hilarious and concede the point. Nothing funny about capitalism, though - if you might make some money out of it, then by all means, proceed!
Good luck! On a serious note, I'm not sure how pimping is going to be profitable or how it would work at all, based on the earlier posts in this thread. I think your best bet is to let freelance escorts work out of a club you create and supply them with rooms for a price - you're making money off of the room rentals there, not the actual "pimpage", but I think that's your only realistic option. See Lindal's post at the top of page 2.
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LittleMe Jewell
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06-02-2008 13:32
From: Anelpirate Franizzi Assuming you were sarcastic then you should know that some people act like pimps in the game just because its funny and they might make some cash out of it I could see how it could be funny to play a pimp cuz that is definitely one of the types of folks that I do make fun of. I can't quite figure how you are going to make money unless the chick is quite dense.
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Colette Meiji
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06-02-2008 13:32
From: Trout Recreant You're probably right - I know nothing of funny. I'm the least funny person I know, so I'm a terrible judge of funny. Ask anyone - they'll tell you how unfunny I am. I'll assume that pretending to victimize women is absolutely hilarious and concede the point. Nothing funny about capitalism, though - if you might make some money out of it, then by all means, proceed!
Good luck! On a serious note, I'm not sure how pimping is going to be profitable or how it would work at all, based on the earlier posts in this thread. I think your best bet is to let freelance escorts work out of a club you create and supply them with rooms for a price - you're making money off of the room rentals there, not the actual "pimpage", but I think that's your only realistic option. See Lindal's post at the top of page 2. hey .. look there has to be someone for the escorts to hang out with while they are waiting on customers --- Especially since the working girls outnumber the customers.
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Colette Meiji
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06-02-2008 13:34
From: LittleMe Jewell I could see how it could be funny to play a pimp cuz that is definitely one of the types of folks that I do make fun of. I can't quite figure how you are going to make money unless the chick is quite dense. Well they would have to throw him SOME money - it makes it easier to demand presents that end up costing more then they ever gave him.
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Winter Ventura
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06-02-2008 13:34
And I thought it was hard explaining to friends what *I* do for a living in Second Life..
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Brenda Connolly
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06-02-2008 13:36
"Pimping in The Moonlight" was one of the great hits back in the '70's.
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Brann Georgia
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06-02-2008 13:40
From: Anelpirate Franizzi you should know that some people act like pimps in the game just because its funny and they might make some cash out of it I thought you didn't know what pimping in SL was all about. Wasn't that what you OP was asking??
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Macphisto Angelus
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06-02-2008 13:41
From: Brann Georgia I thought you didn't know what pimping in SL was all about. Wasn't that what you OP was asking?? 
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Cristalle Karami
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06-02-2008 13:42
Is it Friday? It sure feels like it!! I could use it...
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Lindal Kidd
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06-02-2008 13:43
From: Ace Cassidy My favorite recipe for "tit wax" is....... holy jumping... /me hurriedly changes the bed linens, checks CD collection, emergency candle supply, hunts up the "soft restraint" cuffs, and paws through phone directory for Ace's number... [EDIT -- after reading Trout's version, /me also hurriedly hides the double boiler and the bread, mayonnaise, and other sandwich makings. No sense making things easy for Mr. Murphy.]
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Trout Recreant
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06-02-2008 13:45
From: Brann Georgia I thought you didn't know what pimping in SL was all about. Wasn't that what you OP was asking?? It's all about teh funny. He just didn't know how to set up shop, so to speak. My suggestion to him, purely as one capitalist to another, would be to avoid CartelTrustAccount Mumfuzz. He's a communist rablerouser who believes in free sex and hates commerce of any kind. I heard he was dead, but lately there have been rumors... At any rate, he'll sneak in and convince your "workers" to join the collective. Free sex, free food, free jobs! Little pinko commie, that one. Keep your eye out, and if you see him, I suggest alerting the authorities. In this case, the proper contact is Chris Norse. he hates communists almost as much as the free-traders like you and me.
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Czari Zenovka
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06-02-2008 13:46
From: Brann Georgia 1 Barry White CD 1 Candle (with matches or lighter for ignition) 1 Ace Cassidy 1 Block of Cheese
Light candle with whatever ignition is on hand, put CD in player, nibble on cheese while Ace Cassidy is in the kitchen doing the dishes and taking out the trash. Excellent 
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Lindal Kidd
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06-02-2008 13:48
From: Trout Recreant You're probably right - I know nothing of funny. I'm the least funny person I know, so I'm a terrible judge of funny. Ask anyone - they'll tell you how unfunny I am. I'll assume that pretending to victimize women is absolutely hilarious and concede the point. Nothing funny about capitalism, though - if you might make some money out of it, then by all means, proceed!
Good luck! On a serious note, I'm not sure how pimping is going to be profitable or how it would work at all, based on the earlier posts in this thread. I think your best bet is to let freelance escorts work out of a club you create and supply them with rooms for a price - you're making money off of the room rentals there, not the actual "pimpage", but I think that's your only realistic option. See Lindal's post at the top of page 2. Lindal deleted her post in embarrassment after reading yours. Made me realize I was giving step by step instructions on how to be a social reject. My apologies. As for this post and your previous one...Folks, that bulge in Trout's cheek is neither a tumor nor a wad of chewing tobacco...it's all tongue. /me re-reads your post and cracks up again...
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Max Herzog
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06-02-2008 13:49
From: Trout Recreant It's all about teh funny. He just didn't know how to set up shop, so to speak. My suggestion to him, purely as one capitalist to another, would be to avoid CartelTrustAccount Mumfuzz. He's a communist rablerouser who believes in free sex and hates commerce of any kind. I heard he was dead, but lately there have been rumors... At any rate, he'll sneak in and convince your "workers" to join the collective. Free sex, free food, free jobs! Little pinko commie, that one. Keep your eye out, and if you see him, I suggest alerting the authorities. In this case, the proper contact is Chris Norse. he hates communists almost as much as the free-traders like you and me. I hope the reports of his demise are exaggerated. How can I start a communist revolution by myself? By definition, you can't have a uni-commie. Looks like I'll have to leaf through Das Kapital one more time until he shows up. And in the meantime, report any Cuban pimps for breaking the basic tenets of the state approved doctrine.
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Czari Zenovka
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06-02-2008 13:50
/me puts on Ostrich animation Oh, Mr. Pimp....come give me a hug 
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Anelpirate Franizzi
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06-02-2008 13:54
From: Brann Georgia I thought you didn't know what pimping in SL was all about. Wasn't that what you OP was asking?? I was just asking if people realy do it. I know people act like it but I was wondering if people realy do the job
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Lindal Kidd
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06-02-2008 13:54
From: Max Herzog I hope the reports of his demise are exaggerated. How can I start a communist revolution by myself? By definition, you can't have a uni-commie.
Looks like I'll have to leaf through Das Kapital one more time until he shows up. And in the meantime, report any Cuban pimps for breaking the basic tenets of the state approved doctrine. I think Mumfuzz's widow, Lynnette, is with him. If the three of you got together, you have all the makings of a traditional revolutionary cell. You should probably start by recruiting among SL's pimps. I'm sure most of them are feeling disenchanted with the current economic system.
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Brenda Connolly
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06-02-2008 13:57
Speaking of Mumfuzz, I have a strange feeling we haven't heard the last of him.
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Colette Meiji
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06-02-2008 13:58
From: Anelpirate Franizzi I was just asking if people realy do it. I know people act like it but I was wondering if people realy do the job There are plenty of people who run Escort venues. Although technically they are cyber pimps - Most don't call themselves that. And often those running the escort venues are also Escorts. So more a case of being Madams than Pimps. On a side note - Like any other club, most of these Lose money rather than earn it. Its a pretty big challenge to just break even with any entertainment type service in SL, let alone turn a decent profit.
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