just ignore and let this one die

Oooh is there any Eggs Benedict 'cuz I really like that and well i cant cook this morning my fingers are numb from typing so much last night.

A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but what if there is no bird in hand? I don't want two whether in a bush, in hand or on my head. One is good. But which bush? There are so many birds in so many bushes for only one cat. But once the fireman sings, it's over the bridge and then look where you are. I mean really now! So my question is, can Moses paint in orange?

/me needs to wait for the morning medication to kick in before posting.

Crazy like a furry.

Eggs Benedict prepard special for Morgaine. I serve it on this bright metal platter I have.


Because ...
(you're going to hate this ...)




There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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The beautiful thing about forums. If you blow the punchline, you can always go back and fix it.

Josef, I like it. Thank you.





Word for the day: quesadilla

I tumbled the word of the day around in my mouth for a while. I repeated this word to my self many times. I tried to kinda clear my consciousness of preconceptions and then allow my thoughts to bathe this word with unfettered curiosity. The sound of it brought a question to mind:

How much dilla IS there in a ques?

Ty Yosef yum yummm the Hollandaise is particularity fine this morning!

Ah, life in a virtual world.
/me hops in his time machine and sets the counter back 25 hours (24 is so cliché ) to start marinating the meat.

They will be ready in a minute, my dearest. I hope your hungery.

I like Dorris Day's version (as if anyone remembers)
♪♫"Que-sa dilla, sa dilla. "♫♪♪ "Whatever will be, will be" ♪♫♪

Well, thank you for the fond memory, but I think you have partially forgotten. The lyrics went:


When I was very young
I aksed dear Madre, what will lunch be?
will it be tacos, burros or beans?
here's what she said to me

Que-sa dilla, sa dilla
tortilla with cheese, with cheese
some salsa, and and grilled in grease
quesadilla, sadilla

I was saving this for post 1K but ... because I love you more than bacon



oh, and how about something funny AND offensive?

Wow, I an quite jealous of this person. I think we've all dreamed of having our very own albino taxidermy oscelot.



.... which, as Dave Barry might say, would be a great name for a rock band.

... and BTW, the answer to "How much dilla is there in a ques?" is:

24 quans.




When I was very young
I aksed dear Madre, what will lunch be?
will it be tacos, burros or beans?
here's what she said to me

Que-sa dilla, sa dilla
tortilla with cheese, with cheese
some salsa, and and grilled in grease
quesadilla, sadilla

Tis my biggest dream in life.

Yup.

My coffee tastes like dirty hair this morning - thought I'd share.

Purrrrrrrrfect!

Try dipping something else in it.

We cants help it... we has long and stringy hair.

I thought your biggest dream was a never ending beer keg?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Makes batter better.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter,
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

Also,
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

lol.

Save teh Pheasants!!!!!

If this is the "undead thread" I thought it might as well be vampyric and consume other threads. So, here's my version of the gender thread.

Origianl survey: /327/fe/253712/1.html
My survey: http://www.tigersurvey.com/survey.php?survey=5720
Results (for raw data)http://www.tigersurvey.com/report.php?survey=5720

My (very short) analysis:
Of the repsponders, 2/3 are female and only 1/3 are male.

One quarter of the responders admit to playing a crossgender role. Of those, half voluntered that thety were in fact male. Since the question was not specifically asked and survey answers are not linked together, there is no way of know the gender of the remaining cross gender players. Any folloe up survey may need to take this into consideration.

Slightly over half the responders feel they have interacted with people who are crossgender but deny it. However, when faced with openly crossgendered players, 2/3 of the responders accepted the avatar's gender and treated the players as such. Not only that, but another 1/4 stated that they treat the cross gender player either as the player requested or in reaction to how they acted. If it looks like a duck and acts like a duck then it is a duck. Only 9% of the resonders would treat the crossgendered player only as their natural gender.

Many more people answered this question than were identified as have played a cross gender avatar from question #2. Follow up survies should revise how these questions are asked.

I have not idea what the point of this set of questions were in the original survey. Question 8 here is listed for statistical curiosity only. Questions 9 and 10 wher whimsical and thus ommited from coonsideration.

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I have come to the decision I am founding a commune and want all of you to come live with me.

Wow... you're all up way too early! Where's my coffee????