SL pregnancy, before you look in to it!!

I think we are discussing two different kinds of Pregnancy Roleplay here.

If you go to the myspace page she mentioned you can probably figure out what i mean from her picture.

If not read a couple of the other posts she made today.

o.0 *cough*

did I mention I was afraid of the dead???

talk about necro posting....wow! 6 months is a looong dead thread.

Oh.... well Brenda quoted me with the comment.


/me waves at Claire

He he, sorry about that. The Windlight must have been in my eyes. I edited the post to be clear. Thanks for the assist Mar. Take some coins from Qie and buy yourself something nice.

/me returns the wave....keeping an eye on the until recently deceased thread....

I first read it as "expendable" boobs, which is much more funny. You can just use them up, then toss them out for new ones when they are all worn out and saggy. I suppose if you are environmentally friendly, the green thing to do would be to find a way to recycle them, but I really can't think of a good way to re-use old, worn out boobs. Maybe make handbags out of them.

The problem with coins is that you just really don't know where they've been.

I've already admitted my shameful scripting role in the SL pregnancy and maternity trade. Who would want such filthy lucre?

/me looks at you expectantly (so to speak). Where are the lyrics to the "Expendable Boobies" song, companion piece to "Detachable Penis"*?

*(c) by someone i don't remember, all rights reserved

Which means I know exactly where they have been. QED*

*Publicus Domain

If you're gonna necrospam, at least paste a working URL to your page...

And if you're going to publicly post about your MySpace page, please make it so it doesn't say: "This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile." when people go there.

Cute picture, though:

How would you wear out boobs? What exactly would wear them out.. imagination starts to wander...

.d

So, I take it you're not a mommy.

*rubs eyes*


This is not real......

*goes to get a double gin*

Nope.. but i guess that is very much on topic.. huh?

Dunno, but I'm willing to give it a try.

*horrified*

While you're in the liquor cabinet...

/me wipes forehead

Ok, I'm glad Brenda....I've never been compared to Brittany Spears before...and I always make sure I wear underwear too.

All we need now is semi-random pregnancy as a feature for Xcite and Restrained Life locking it and a growing prim belly to suit. That will teach younger AV's to not sleep around.
Hmm my mind is should be locked up I suspect..............
Damn this is a bonus points necro...........

After reading this thread I was a little curious, so did a search for pregnancy and TP'd to what I guess is one of the larger shops. I am still picking my chin up off the floor. I should point out that I have no maternal instincts whatsoever, but there were a couple of things that struck me so I have a couple of questions.

They offered a complete pregnancy package (tummy talker - !!! - Extra), and you can go from conception to birth (1, 2 or 3 babies, depending on how much you want to pay) in 6 weeks. This offered several shapes in various stages of swelliness, preganancy test, etc, and an Ultrasound picture. What happens, 3 weeks in someone sends you an ultrasound picture of their own real baby for you to call your own, or do they draw one in photoshop???

Delivery - what happens then - do you call someone on a pager and then spend an hour on a trolley with your legs in the air whilst a pretend doctor goes through the motions??? How do you know when it's time?

Do you get a prim baby? Does it grow?? Do you have to carry it about with you all the time, and what happens when you forget and leave it in a shop???

One thing I did find a little distasteful was the adopt a baby section, where you could choose which baby you wanted from a selection. This just didn't sit right with me.

Just curious.

I'm confused. Is she having triplets?

hmmm Prim babies. brings a whole new life to the term babysitting if you tp and the attachment points get messy again...

EDIT: Gasp!!! those boots! I recognise them! noooooo...

hmmpf That's how I was adopted in real life at 15 days old.