Whither the Male Bits?

Well...in the states you do!

IBP (In before Pep)

No way - although possibly you may need a licence. (Licensing has an 's'.)

Ae you sure???? Wow, all my life I've spelt it that way - it looks so RIGHT.
L I C E N S E like sense. LICE like the nits you can get when you play with friends' kids and NSE. You sure?????

You guys need a LICENCE (??) for everything. Its just a small prick - it wouldn't hurt.

In British and Canadian spelling, the noun uses "c" and the verb an "s."

Where the hell IS Pep anyway? I shouldn't be having to do this!

What does the size of his pecker have to do with anything?

I thought she was making reference to your stature: You are a "small prick."

???

I bet you never thought when you joined the forums, that after less than 4 months since your first post that you would be having a conversation about prim penises.

Well, I'd HOPED, of course . . .

Ouch, Scylla! You cut me deep!!

uh huh. But not so much, I bet, as I would have had I inserted "have" in place of "are" in that sentence.

It tends to shrink if you call it little!!

I'm off for some circuit training in real and a walk to pick wild bluebrries.

I see . . . so it's really an appendage of the male ego, then?

I currently have a few bits...

• Lotus Evolution Gold 3.3

• SexGen Paragon v2.1

• Xcite! X3

• S-PREMIUM Version 2.0.2

• Real Penis


I know I've tried and thrown some others away. The key feature here is the ability to adjust the angle quickly through the HUD. As you probably know, in world sex can include many different positions. What works for one may look very awkward the next. It doesn't do much for the moment to have body parts positioned inappropriately.

For now I will operate with the Lotus. And I'll always keep my eye open for better products.

I do want to thank everyone who joined the conversation. Most of you proved that you haven't grown up from your early teen mentality. At least you had some fun.

Well, you know when it comes to this subject "Forever young" is a GOOD thing.

I keep reading this as "wither the male bits".

Cold water is good for that.

Don't they teach you that in Sex Ed up in Canadia???

Nah, that just turns Ice Dragons on.. <.<

You have to adjust the position & angle of your penis all the time during sex in SL? I had no idea they were so complicated! Thankfully the RL ones aren't that much of a problem!

I would like to thank the OP and everyone who has posted in this thread for the best laugh I've had in months! No, I don't care what this may say about my sense of humour.

Really, thank you.

On behalf of my naughty bits and the beating they took in this thread, you welcome.

I respectfully ask you to stop laughing at our willies. We'll get all coy and insecure and then we'll all need ego stroking

j/k

If you read back a few posts, it's clear that Scylla owes me some stroking!!!

I'll let you work out a private arrangement with Scylla Meantime I'll unwrap mine from around my waist and put it back in its box.