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Whither the Male Bits?

Laurin Sorbet
Stroppy Bollock-Chopper
Join date: 10 Aug 2008
Posts: 844
09-08-2009 02:21
From: Smith Peel
Clearly this is propaganda paid for by The People Who Would Like to Cut Yo Penis :P


(Get ready with your wwwww's, Scylla ;) ) I have one word for you, Smithers, PHIMOSIS!
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say Moo
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Join date: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 284
09-08-2009 03:06
i have no idea.. i bought a lotus 2 years or so back.. but since like a year i don't use it anymore. We have eachother in RL, so no more need in SL for such activity. :rolleyes:
Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-08-2009 05:26
From: Jig Chippewa
My Mum swore that in HER day they put bromide in the water but I dont know what that does. Is that to stop boy's from "doing their business" under the covers?


Apparently this was thought to be akin to saltpeter, but I doubt either one really worked.

From: Jig Chippewa
I can tell you truthfully, that five of us persuaded a boy to have a piercing in his you-know. And we got him in our room and started on his thingie but he screamed like a girl when he felt the needle and saw the ring we had for him. What a wuss!


So he didn't want his dick maimed by a bunch of mad not to mention unlicensed school girls? Yeah, what a wuss! ;)
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Smith Peel
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Posts: 1,597
09-08-2009 05:27
From: Laurin Sorbet
(Get ready with your wwwww's, Scylla ;) ) I have one word for you, Smithers, PHIMOSIS!


I REALLY wish I hadna googled that :(
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Smith Peel
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Posts: 1,597
09-08-2009 05:27
From: say Moo
i have no idea.. i bought a lotus 2 years or so back.. but since like a year i don't use it anymore. We have eachother in RL, so no more need in SL for such activity. :rolleyes:


Right on, Moo!
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Laurin Sorbet
Stroppy Bollock-Chopper
Join date: 10 Aug 2008
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09-08-2009 06:07
From: Smith Peel
I REALLY wish I hadna googled that :(


Ha! Revenge on Scylla's behalf :D That's the trouble with me, a font of useless info, and some too horrifying for polite discussion :p
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-08-2009 06:54
From: Laurin Sorbet
Ha! Revenge on Scylla's behalf :D That's the trouble with me, a font of useless info, and some too horrifying for polite discussion :p

LOL

Thanks Laurin. That was a very effective response . . . :D
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Scylla Rhiadra
Smith Peel
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Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
09-08-2009 07:15
From: Laurin Sorbet
Ha! Revenge on Scylla's behalf :D That's the trouble with me, a font of useless info, and some too horrifying for polite discussion :p



I am stretching my foreskin out as we speak :P
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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09-08-2009 07:19
From: Smith Peel
I am stretching my foreskin out as we speak :P

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

MODERATOR!!!!!!!!
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Scylla Rhiadra
Smith Peel
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09-08-2009 07:21
From: Scylla Rhiadra
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

MODERATOR!!!!!!!!


I blame you and Laurin!!!! :D
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Maggy Hazelnut
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Join date: 14 Dec 2008
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09-08-2009 09:37
Well since I'm not British or Canadian I've never heard penises referred to as Cavaliers or Roundheads. I've just heard heard of Crewnecks or Turtlenecks. :)

And I'm glad that I'm not the only one that talks about penises! It's amazing how many people blanch at the topic. *laughs*
Scylla Rhiadra
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Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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09-08-2009 09:38
From: Maggy Hazelnut
Well since I'm not British or Canadian I've never heard penises referred to as Cavaliers or Roundheads. I've just heard heard of Crewnecks or Turtlenecks. :)

Yeah, same difference. Cavaliers and Roundheads is a reference to the opposing sides in the English Civil War, for what it is worth.

You DID have to bump this thread up, eh? ;)
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-08-2009 09:43
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-08-2009 09:44
I have the Realasm Gold Edition. It color matches just fine for me and has a nice HUD. I haven't really looked at any other options. The thing is, some of the HUDs are very intricate, and it took me a bit to get a handle on my current HUD. I don't relish learning how to work another penis. A guy that doesn't know how to handle his pecker is in big trouble. :D :D
Argent Stonecutter
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09-08-2009 09:54
From: Vance Adder
I don't relish learning how to work another penis.
And people wonder why I associate SL with Vinge's Singularity.
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Talarus Luan
Ancient Archaean Dragon
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09-08-2009 09:57
From: Jig Chippewa
I do occasionally wonder how many males actually have a penis in sl.


I don't feel my avatar would be complete without one. ;)
Maggy Hazelnut
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09-08-2009 09:57
From: Vance Adder
I don't relish learning how to work another penis. A guy that doesn't know how to handle his pecker is in big trouble. :D :D



*laughs* There are so many things that I want to say to this but I can't because of forum restrictions. Are they really that difficult? I never had that problem myself. :)
Vance Adder
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09-08-2009 09:59
From: Maggy Hazelnut
*laughs* There are so many things that I want to say to this but I can't because of forum restrictions. Are they really that difficult? I never had that problem myself. :)


I thought the Realasm HUD was confusing at first. I kept turning my pecker purple. I have a handle on it now though. :D
Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
09-08-2009 10:00
From: Vance Adder
I thought the Realasm HUD was confusing at first. I kept turning my pecker purple. I have a handle on it now though. :D

And what exactly does this handle do?
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Scylla Rhiadra
Maggy Hazelnut
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09-08-2009 10:01
Oh I'm glad to hear that you have a handle on your purple pecker now! If you have any further problems please feel free to consult me. ;)
Vance Adder
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09-08-2009 10:04
From: Scylla Rhiadra
And what exactly does this handle do?


You'll have to ask my girlfriend about that. She pulls on it quite often. ^_^
Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
09-08-2009 11:59
From: Smith Peel
So he didn't want his dick maimed by a bunch of mad not to mention unlicensed school girls? Yeah, what a wuss! ;)


You need a license???????
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Jig Chippewa
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09-08-2009 12:00
From: Vance Adder
I have the Realasm Gold Edition. . :D :D


What do they call you? Midas?
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Fine Young Cannibal
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09-08-2009 12:09
Seriously though.... attachment HUDs are like spaceship control consoles.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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09-08-2009 12:09
Hopefully staying within restricted bounds of forum, I should point out to Peel, that we actually researched the topic thoroughly over lunch time that day. Apparantly the male member doesnt have any nerve endings at the point where it kinda goes mushroomy looking. And from what we could tell that is the spot where they inject the ring. Our problem was that we had never seen a ring on a member before. They are not common in Catholic girl's boarding schools. So it was hit or miss. Anyway, the needle was sterilized with a candle and some hand-sanitizer we had. We literally had to grip him to steady his nerve. Then it kinda shrank on us. Then he started with the usual "Mummy, make them stop!" routine that boys always do when you have the upper hand (and lower, in this case). I often wonder if he tells his banker-buddies about the time Jig Chippewa and a pile of girls tried to sew a ring on to his whatsit
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