Whither the Male Bits?
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 18:49
From: Smith Peel It backwards in SL  (Actually it funny... you gotta buy both, rez em on the ground, click the foreskin and it magically attaches itself to the pecker... LMAO) Given the growing body of medical evidence linking sexual contact with a man whose foreskin is intact to cervical cancer, I think this is highly irresponsible. I will be raising this (so to speak) at Jack's next office hour. 
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Smith Peel
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09-07-2009 18:53
From: Scylla Rhiadra Given the growing body of medical evidence linking sexual contact with a man whose foreskin is intact to cervical cancer, I think this is highly irresponsible. Clearly this is propaganda paid for by The People Who Would Like to Cut Yo Penis  |
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Dune Enzo
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09-07-2009 18:56
From: Smith Peel Clearly this is propaganda paid for by The People Who Would Like to Cut Yo Penis The Venice Opera? |
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 18:58
From: Smith Peel Clearly this is propaganda paid for by The People Who Would Like to Cut Yo Penis All in a good cause, Smith. All in a good cause . . . Sentimentally, I've always liked Cavaliers ("Wrong but Wromantic"  , but when push comes to shove, Roundheads ("Right but Repulsive" are much much neater and cleaner (something about cleanliness being next to Godliness I think.)
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Jig Chippewa
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09-07-2009 18:59
From: Alvaro Zapatero Has the quality of male bits actually suffered since I began my SL experience a year ago?
I haven't been on much lately and decided to look for the latest in appendages. I currently use the Paragon and like how the angle is adjustable in the HUD. A recent search for a new and improved tool has been so far fruitless.
While I can continue using my current bit, I am curious whether there are any recommendations out there for appendages that include easy angle adjustment as left-clicking during "the act" can be quite challenging. Hw many male bits do you have? You make it sound like you have a garage or storage shed full of them. Speaking with a practised "eye" here, I think the quality is improving. Realistic penises (I assume we ARE talking of the male penis here and not an unknown appendage) have cum a long way. They look rather enticing on screen and most males I know are justifiably proud of them. I have paid attention to the growing accuracy of the curve, the colour and the position. I do occasionally wonder how many males actually have a penis in sl.
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Katheryne Helendale
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09-07-2009 19:07
Oy vey!
Would somebody pass the brain bleach, please!?
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Jig Chippewa
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09-07-2009 19:11
If you really wanna make a male wince and run for a wash cloth, put some toothpaste on his balls or penis. The effect is amazing.
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09-07-2009 19:12
From: Dune Enzo . As long as she's got something nice to hang onto . What are you doing? Swinging her over your shoulder?
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09-07-2009 19:19
From: Jig Chippewa What are you doing? Swinging her over your shoulder? Well, if the lady asks, it'd be rude not to try to comply If she's happy I'm happy  |
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Jig Chippewa
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09-07-2009 19:24
From: Dune Enzo Well, if the lady asks, it'd be rude not to try to comply If she's happy I'm happy My God, man, you'll end up looking like a gasoline pump!
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 19:24
From: Jig Chippewa If you really wanna make a male wince and run for a wash cloth, put some toothpaste on his balls or penis. The effect is amazing. How in the name of god do you KNOW this????? 
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Jig Chippewa
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09-07-2009 19:25
From: Scylla Rhiadra How in the name of god do you KNOW this????? I went to a girl's boarding school. Not too far away was a boy's boarding school. 'Nuff said.
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Katheryne Helendale
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09-07-2009 19:26
From: Scylla Rhiadra How in the name of god do you KNOW this????? Do you REALLY want to know??? |
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Jig Chippewa
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09-07-2009 19:28
From: Katheryne Helendale Do you REALLY want to know??? See my post just above yours.
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 19:31
From: Katheryne Helendale Do you REALLY want to know??? LOL Yeah, a foolish question, that could have resulted in tears, fainting fits, and bouts of nausea. Jig should be commended for not answering in more detail . . .
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Dune Enzo
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09-07-2009 19:34
From: Jig Chippewa My God, man, you'll end up looking like a gasoline pump! That's ok, the box it came in was pretty big |
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Smith Peel
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09-07-2009 19:42
From: Scylla Rhiadra All in a good cause, Smith. All in a good cause . . . Sentimentally, I've always liked Cavaliers ("Wrong but Wromantic" , but when push comes to shove, Roundheads ("Right but Repulsive" are much much neater and cleaner (something about cleanliness being next to Godliness I think.) It took me twenty minutes to decipher this (Canadian?) system of classification. I think you should go with your instincts here, Scylla. Mother Nature and the Universe are on your side. (Also it ain't no big thing to clean a "Cavalier" wanger ) |
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 19:46
From: Smith Peel It took me twenty minutes to decipher this (Canadian?) system of classification. I think you should go with your instincts here, Scylla. Mother Nature and the Universe are on your side. (Also it ain't no big thing to clean a "Cavalier" wanger ) LOL. English rather than Canadian, I suppose, although probably well enough known over here. I'm sure Pep or Jig would have been able to assist with the identifications. For what it is worth, I tend not to make my final determinations about . . . um, this . . . on the basis of such essentially ephemeral facts.
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09-07-2009 19:52
In Navy Boot Camp, the female berthing was one floor above the males. Come the midnight watch, sneaking a YooHoo from the soda machine was not the only thing we were sneaking. From: Jig Chippewa I went to a girl's boarding school. Not too far away was a boy's boarding school. 'Nuff said. |
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Smith Peel
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09-07-2009 20:00
From: Scylla Rhiadra For what it is worth, I tend not to make my final determinations about . . . um, this . . . on the basis of such essentially ephemeral facts. You need to be swayed by a non-ephemeral fact... such as whether it is attached to Smif EDITED to make more sense... Hey, it's late here ;P |
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Scylla Rhiadra
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09-07-2009 20:08
From: Smith Peel You need to be swayed by a non-ephemeral fact... such as whether it is attached to Smif EDITED to make more sense... Hey, it's late here ;P  'Nuff said . . .
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Smith Peel
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09-07-2009 20:13
I take that as a YES |
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09-07-2009 20:17
From: Jig Chippewa If you really wanna make a male wince and run for a wash cloth, put some toothpaste on his balls or penis. The effect is amazing. I take it you are talking about the super minty kind or the spicy cinnamon kind. |
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09-07-2009 21:20
From: Smith Peel I take it you are talking about the super minty kind or the spicy cinnamon kind. Mmmmm, minty fresh! This gives me ideas! |
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Jig Chippewa
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09-08-2009 01:07
The boy's would have an initiation thing with the toothpaste. That's what they did. My Mum swore that in HER day they put bromide in the water but I dont know what that does. Is that to stop boy's from "doing their business" under the covers? I can tell you truthfully, that five of us persuaded a boy to have a piercing in his you-know. And we got him in our room and started on his thingie but he screamed like a girl when he felt the needle and saw the ring we had for him. What a wuss! I can honestly say that was one of the happiest experiences in school. I larfed so hard I nearly fainted.
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