Which number is "Drive me to the Mall, give me your wallet and be back to pick me up in 2 hours." ?
That is the only rule men need to follow with me. Then they can go bother someone else for 22 hours.
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Rioko Bamaisin
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05-19-2009 15:19
Which number is "Drive me to the Mall, give me your wallet and be back to pick me up in 2 hours." ? That is the only rule men need to follow with me. Then they can go bother someone else for 22 hours. |
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Chris Norse
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05-19-2009 15:20
Which number is "Drive me to the Mall, give me your wallet and be back to pick me up in 2 hours." ? Would that be cheaper than buying you a house? _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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05-19-2009 15:28
Would that be cheaper than buying you a house? Let me crunch some numbers. I 'll get back to you. _____________________
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05-19-2009 16:10
Which number is "Drive me to the Mall, give me your wallet and be back to pick me up in 2 hours." ? _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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05-19-2009 16:11
I'm going to want more than 2 hours and the wallet better have a few really high limit credit cards or a whole lotta cash. I like to go easy on a first date. _____________________
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05-20-2009 02:08
Which number is "Drive me to the Mall, give me your wallet and be back to pick me up in 2 hours." ? I might not get from one end of Kirkland's to the other in that time... I could seriously break an AmEx card in there (and don't let me near a computer store.) @Chris: depends on the house... my answer is probably, but only if it's one of those places that comes with it's own private island and airstrip. _____________________
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Melita Magic
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05-20-2009 10:04
Don't forget though, that list was written for Indian culture and society, which is far behind the West in terms of freedom for women, and how women are expected to behave. This list would probably have fitted well in the West, in the 1950s too. I saw a really similar one on yahoo not long ago (those headlines linked from the main page?), although a lot of those feature articles are about as random as (parts of) this one. Did a man or a woman write the quoted article? |
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 10:10
I think the title is incomplete.
It should be "10 tips to woo your lady love IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY". _____________________
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Melita Magic
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05-20-2009 10:11
Ha! Great call.
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Snickers Snook
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05-20-2009 10:38
The problem with lists like these is just that -- they are lists. Everyone is different. The only way to know is try different things out. Which may argue in favor of unpredictability. Although, I do like to tease and be teased.
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Seven Okelli
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05-20-2009 11:32
I think the title is incomplete. It should be "10 tips to woo your lady love IN A ROMANTIC COMEDY". Maybe, but in a real romantic comedy wouldn't they be spilling things on each other and knocking heads accidentally and having apparently irreconcilable differences? (Because someone - gasp! - LIED! ) . _____________________
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Argent Stonecutter
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05-20-2009 11:39
Maybe, but in a real romantic comedy wouldn't they be spilling things on each other and knocking heads accidentally and having apparently irreconcilable differences? (Because someone - gasp! - LIED! ) _____________________
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Seven Okelli
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05-20-2009 13:59
/me laughs Even though I knew it was The Onion, I found myself asking things like "how could he trick her into boarding Caribbean-bound jets?" . _____________________
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05-20-2009 15:48
/me laughs Even though I knew it was The Onion, I found myself asking things like "how could he trick her into boarding Caribbean-bound jets?" . well she's a kindergarten teacher, so maybe she can't read yet =X ok this bit "She was supposed to hate me at first but gradually be won over by my incredible persistence, telling me that no one has ever gone to such wild lengths to win her love," Marzano said. "But for some reason, her irritation never turned to affection." it's never like it is in the movies... I want my money back! _____________________
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