Seeking BF/Husband Anyone???
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Brann Georgia
Spits infinitives
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11-15-2009 06:24
I'm guessing the OP has tried to hook up inworld and failed miserably. My spidey sense tingles with strange visuals: Whenever she's not attempting to age play, she is about 8 foot tall, sliders for butt and bewb maximizes, bee waist. Cheap bling shoes, of course and really big hair, possibly with some bizarre pigtails sticking out every which way. Her AO will have her twist into bizarre poses whenever she stops walking. Her favourite club dances are those that have her on the floor with her legs splayed most of the time and she says LOL after very second sentence. Or LOLOL, because guys find that hawt. She'll have a male typist.
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Elric Anatine
Full Lunar Alchemist
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11-15-2009 06:31
From: Brenda Connolly Here is my dowery  Dear Lord. So... do you believe in polygamy? For even a portion of what is displayed, might I bid for your hand? /me smiles and sweeps into a formal bow.
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
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11-15-2009 06:36
From: Scylla Rhiadra her attitudes drive me nuts sometimes. Not so much Pride and Prejudice, but Fanny in Mansfield Park, for instance. Or Emma's submission to Mr. Knightly.( Fanny *IS* nauseating, isn't she? When I first read it, I wondered if Austen wrote the entire thing as a cautionary tale against taking in desperate relatives. Fanny and the bossy evil aunt are two sides of the same coin ... it's just that Fanny is smarter. She ends up taking everything she wants from the family that takes her in. And, hmmmm. The ending of Emma is soooo boring, but you bring up the intriguing possibility of a bondage-themed sequel ... yesssss ... The Dungeon of Donwell! You know who will end up in charge of that relationship ... the sub is, really, *always* in charge. Emma would look great in black leather, don't you think? 
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Weston Graves
Werebeagle
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11-15-2009 07:46
From: Amaranthim Talon Hey Sis- I agree- it's friggin late! I like Scylla too - we need to adopt, take, claim her  Yay - Amar! 
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Weston Graves
Werebeagle
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11-15-2009 07:55
From: Brenda Connolly Here is my dowery  I like the camouflage tape. Very handy for blending in with the environment-- except a couple of them I'm not sure which planet's environment they are intended. Of course, I'm not a duck so I wouldn't understand these things.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-15-2009 08:00
From: Desmond Shang Oh, doubtless that deep in the bosom of every 18th century woman there was a dark, forbidden, unspoken desire for a jolly good and thorough brandishing... Rogering, Des, rogering.
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
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11-15-2009 08:02
From: Nika Talaj Fanny *IS* nauseating, isn't she? When I first read it, I wondered if Austen wrote the entire thing as a cautionary tale against taking in desperate relatives. Fanny and the bossy evil aunt are two sides of the same coin ... it's just that Fanny is smarter. She ends up taking everything she wants from the family that takes her in. And, hmmmm. The ending of Emma is soooo boring, but you bring up the intriguing possibility of a bondage-themed sequel ... yesssss ... The Dungeon of Donwell! You know who will end up in charge of that relationship ... the sub is, really, *always* in charge. Emma would look great in black leather, don't you think?  I tend to get lost in Austen. Besides, she's too dependent upon being "literary". I prefer P.D james who mixes intelligence an poise with some quiet and expensive insanity. Much more realistic.
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Ciaran Laval
Mostly Harmless
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11-15-2009 08:23
From: Scylla Rhiadra but Fanny in Mansfield Park, for instance. I'd apologise for the ridiculous schoolboy laugh if I thought it would do any good but I'm sorry, this just made me giggle!
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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11-15-2009 08:35
From: Brenda Connolly Yes..we shall take her into our clan..she will become One. /me struggles against her bonds . . . (but not TOO hard . . .  )
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 08:38
From: Desmond Shang Oh, doubtless that deep in the bosom of every 18th century woman there was a dark, forbidden, unspoken desire for a jolly good and thorough brandishing... Funny you should say that. I've recently been reading a very (*cough*) interesting 18th-century text called "Venus in the Cloister, or, The Nun in Her Smock." Apparently, in some quarters, there was a whole lot of "brandishing" going on . . . 
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 08:43
From: Nika Talaj And, hmmmm. The ending of Emma is soooo boring, but you bring up the intriguing possibility of a bondage-themed sequel ... yesssss ... The Dungeon of Donwell! You know who will end up in charge of that relationship ... the sub is, really, *always* in charge. Emma would look great in black leather, don't you think?  Yes, you're right, of course. Hard to imagine Emma ever really losing control, is it? And with Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie version? It raises some interesting possibilities. BTW, has anyone read any of those zombie/vampire parodies of Austen that are out now?
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 08:44
From: Jig Chippewa Rogering, Des, rogering. Oh Jig, you are sooooooo literal-minded sometimes!!! 18th-century women don't "roger" anyway. They "swoon" . . . or something. 
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Treasure Ballinger
Virtual Ability
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11-15-2009 08:45
From: Deira Llanfair I think she'd be called a "Matron of Honour". Only if she is married, herself, would she be a 'matron of honor'. Because you see, if a woman was not married, then she was assumed to be a maid......the term was all about virginity, not how long in the tooth one was. Kinda barbaric, on 2nd thought. /me laughs. Treasure (who knows these kinds of things)
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Desmond Shang
Guvnah of Caledon
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11-15-2009 08:45
From: Scylla Rhiadra Funny you should say that. I've recently been reading a very (*cough*) interesting 18th-century text called "Venus in the Cloister, or, The Nun in Her Smock." Apparently, in some quarters, there was a whole lot of "brandishing" going on . . .  Oh, I was merely commenting upon the deep inner desire for women to exercise feminism down through the ages... did it seem like I was suggesting something else? *pure and innocent look*
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 08:47
From: Ciaran Laval I'd apologise for the ridiculous schoolboy laugh if I thought it would do any good but I'm sorry, this just made me giggle! /me glares sternly at Ciaran. It's off to see the Headmistress for you!!! Brenda, are you available and in your office?
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Scylla Rhiadra
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11-15-2009 08:54
From: Desmond Shang Oh, I was merely commenting upon the deep inner desire for women to exercise feminism down through the ages... did it seem like I was suggesting something else?
*pure and innocent look* From: Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy In 1986, a group of feminists published "Caught Looking: Feminism, Pornography, and Censorship" ... In the introduction, Kate Ellis, Barbara O'Dair and Abby Tallmer argue that “the feminist movement must not be drawn, in the name of protecting women, into the practice of censoring ‘deviant’ sexual representation or expression … Women had to learn, with the support of other women, to articulate experiences that lay outside the proper sphere of the ‘nice girl,’ to acknowledge our fantasies, and to be proud of our sexual choices … We must speak out when we are victims, but also acknowledge what excites us, and support women who make their living providing that excitement to men and to ourselves” (Ellis et al. 1986, 6). Ann Snitow advocates recentering feminist sexuality discussions on “the right to demand a sexuality more centered on female pleasure,” instead of focusing on controlling male sexuality (Snitow 1986, 11). Seems to me that one form of "brandishing" could -- indeed SHOULD -- lead to the other?  We'll make a third-wave feminist out of you yet, Des. 
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Scylla Rhiadra
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11-15-2009 08:55
From: Jig Chippewa I tend to get lost in Austen. Besides, she's too dependent upon being "literary". I prefer P.D james who mixes intelligence an poise with some quiet and expensive insanity. Much more realistic. Does no one else find Adam Dalgliesh rather a cold fish?
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
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11-15-2009 10:18
From: Scylla Rhiadra Oh Jig, you are sooooooo literal-minded sometimes!!! 18th-century women don't "roger" anyway. They "swoon" . . . or something.  Swooning was something Jane Austin disapproved of very much. She wrote: "Beware of fainting fits..Though at the time they may be refreshing and agreeable, yet believe me they will, in the end, prove destructive to your constitution...Beware of swoons, dear Laura.....A frenzy fit is not one quarter so pernicious; it is an exercise to the Body and if not too violent, is, I daresay, conducive to health. Run mad as often as you chuse, but do not faint". On saying those words to her dear friend, Sophia died - one swoon too many!
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
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11-15-2009 10:19
From: Scylla Rhiadra Seems to me that one form of "brandishing" could -- indeed SHOULD -- lead to the other?  We'll make a third-wave feminist out of you yet, Des.  I think Des was getting his words mixed up - he surely meant "ravishing". Nothing like a good ravish on a Sunday afternoon. 
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
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11-15-2009 10:22
From: Treasure Ballinger Only if she is married, herself, would she be a 'matron of honor'. Because you see, if a woman was not married, then she was assumed to be a maid......the term was all about virginity, not how long in the tooth one was. Kinda barbaric, on 2nd thought. /me laughs.
Treasure (who knows these kinds of things) Ah well - that's the story of my life. Always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
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LittleMe Jewell
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11-15-2009 10:25
From: Deira Llanfair Ah well - that's the story of my life. Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Sometimes I think you got the better end of the deal. 
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 10:29
From: Deira Llanfair Swooning was something Jane Austin disapproved of very much. She wrote:
"Beware of fainting fits..Though at the time they may be refreshing and agreeable, yet believe me they will, in the end, prove destructive to your constitution...Beware of swoons, dear Laura.....A frenzy fit is not one quarter so pernicious; it is an exercise to the Body and if not too violent, is, I daresay, conducive to health. Run mad as often as you chuse, but do not faint".
On saying those words to her dear friend, Sophia died - one swoon too many! Hmmm. Miss Austen disapproved of a great deal, didn't she? In the poem "The Disappointment," by Aphra Behn (from about 1680), the poor shepherdess Cloris desperately wants to make out with Lisander, but more or less has to "swoon" because NOT to do so would be . . . unvirtuous. Her balmy Lips encountring his, Their Bodies as their Souls are joyn'd, Where both in Transports were confin'd, Extend themselves upon the Moss. Cloris half dead and breathless lay, Her Eyes appear'd like humid Light, Such as divides the Day and Night; Or falling Stars, whose Fires decay ; And now no signs of Life she shows, But what in short-breath-sighs returns and goes. Anyway, the result, predictably, is disastrous: he gets a bit carried away, shoots his load too quickly, and she "wakes up" to discover that she's missed her chance for fun. So maybe Austen was right. But for the wrong reasons. 
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
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11-15-2009 10:30
From: Scylla Rhiadra BTW, has anyone read any of those zombie/vampire parodies of Austen that are out now? Oh cool. I can't wait for the movie.
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
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11-15-2009 10:34
From: Milla Janick Oh cool. I can't wait for the movie.  Yeah, has real potential doesn't it? Maybe cast Natalie Wood as Elizabeth Bennet? 
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Lear Cale
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11-15-2009 10:51
From: Pserendipity Daniels Seeking BF/Husband Anyone???
No, I am not seeking a BF *or* a husband.
Pep (thinks the OP is severely mixed up and recommends the use of a longer than usual barge pole.) One user agrees.
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