What Wacky Weapons do YOU have?

Oh I forgot one...A while back some friends and I were playing around with the newb sculpts - the sculpts that look just like a newbie guy in afk mode. We played with follower scripts and such, and I tried to get mine to use the bouncing follower while facing the right direction. Something went horribly wrong though, and the newb became a fast flying, spinning weapon of mass destruction zooming back and forth all over the place XD He moves so fast that he can run into people and move them several feet, fly through walls and get stuck under floors. All the while spinning rapidly on his head! We dubbed him the Death Newb.

May I have one of those water dumper things too, please?

The newspaper whapper still ranks up there as one of my all-time favorites. All I have to do is wear it and my Partner backs up and says "What did I do?"

(Or "Ooooo, baby" - I guess it depends what mood he's in )

Ok, I have to get over to Ordinal's shop. I'm hearing of some interesting arsenal there

I have several interesting ones:

A freebie "Come to me" Fan, that shoots a fan at the victim then drags them back to you.

A bubble shooter that surrounds the victim in a pretty bubble which then floats off with them into the sky.

A crab gift box that you give to the victim, when they rezz it, it rezzes a swarm of grab lice that follow and surround the victim.

A flea gift box that you give to the victim, when they rezz it, it rezzes a swarm of fleas that follow and surround the victim.

I have no weapons except my natural charm.

lol Evil

These include:

1. Add-ons to my tiny AV (the KX-03 Robot AV): The KX Misstle Launcher (this one is rarely worn) and the KX Bit Launcher (A.K.A. my drone launcher and is always equiped)

2. Exlposives/Misstles: An RDX. Bomb, Missile nuke final 1, the FREE Screaming Mimi 2 rockect Launcher, and a mimi 2 (a copy of the one from the launcher for better control for the altitude setting)

3. Guns: A Star Trek Phaser Rifle pack, the Aperture Science Portal Device (a non-weapon), and a Tiny Lasgun

4. Crazy Throwers (my biggest collection for items in this category, wich includes my modded versions): A Plastic Duck Thrower, jwoulf's BLUE Smoke Grenades V3.5, Object Thrower HUD, Anonymous Delivers (pizza thrower), Pie A Linden 1.0, Brainiac Snowball, SLii Snowball Thrower, Stinkbomb (a tiny made thrower), and a tiny made Pie Thrower for the premade ones.

Now for my throwers (most of these are mods from the free premade ones and are free to get copies of) the Asset Server Repair Tool Thrower (a copy of this is in the SL5B time capsule), Tiny Duck Thrower, Tiny Smokebomb Thrower, Tiny Pink Piglet Thrower, Tiny Stinkbomb Thrower (mouselook based unlike the other one), Tiny Waffle Thrower, Tiny Snowball Thrower, Tiny Pizza Thrower, Tiny Pie Thrower (another mouselook based), Tiny Big Snowball Thrower, Tiny Random Thrower, Tiny NCI Thrower (tosses mini statues of some of the regulars from NCI Kuula), and my Tribble Thrower

Every item here is listed by it's actual name

Note: The last three of my listed throwers are my only personal throwers, I would like to get the Tribble one out but the Tribbles themselves are no trans

I just added a rolling pin with a swing animation and a "whap" sound to my arsenal after taking a class yesterday.

I just recently got a hold of the Watermelon Laucher v2.0 Reloaded, and using the watermelon form it I created the Tiny Watermelon Thrower. The main launcher was free and because of that my tiny mod of it is free too!!

Has anyone counted how many crazy items I have yet, I have yet to count this collection my self!

The only interesting weapon I have in my inventory is the "Modesty Gun".

It shoots a large follower barrel at targets who refuse to clothe in PG areas

Dang, Travis, I need one of those. Help Island can sometimes be a target rich environment, when the newbies find out how to take things off, but haven't yet found out how to open their inventories and find something to put back on.

I've not really played with weapons for a few years but back in 2005 there was actually a store called 'wacky weapons' who sold a large array of amusing firearms. The ones I purchased were the Sheep Bazooka which was my favourite, plus I got a George W Bush Launcher and an Osama Bin Laden target which resulted in hours of fun shooting Bush at Bin Laden (and never hitting the target - which was rather apt). I also bought some breast bombs which were effectively breast shapped landmines. They never worked but the idea was to step on one and it showers the target with milk which I thought was a good concept.

I have the "come to me" fan too, it's fun and especially useful when someone is lagged out and stuck.

Firebreath
Snowball thrower (was fun in my avi snowball gallery)
toilet paper launcher
hot dog thrower
rice krispy shooter
card thrower

(the last four thanks to rocky horror toys!)

I like changing regular guns to fire whacky objects; it may not be as interesting as weapons that do amusing thingst to people, but I enjoy the image of guns that fire whole turkey dinners.

I have shot people with guns firing chairs, gas stoves, brief cases, beach towels, horses and even entire buildings. Make sure to make the object temporary though.

I also have a throwable trout.

I should collect all sorts of odd things and put them all in a gun with a random rezzer....

possibly a gun that looks like a trash barrel.