What Wacky Weapons do YOU have?

From the Vampire thread:



I have various guns, too...although my .45 auto is my favorite. And a beautiful katana.

But I also have my Pie Thrower, and a newspaper whapper, and a Squirter Hat for pool parties.

But my FAVORITE wacky weapon is my Furniture Gun. This thing shoots a random selection of furniture, on the theory that the projectiles' large size makes it easier to hit your target. Sofas, chairs, TV's, stoves and refrigerators, all physical, go merrily flying through the air and bouncing around the sim when I pull the trigger.

Now I know what happens to some furniture that suddenly disappears from customer houses, you are using them as ammo!!!

Sadly, I have no guns at all, though I have quite an impressive collection of knives in RL In SL, I have not much besides my store and some tools.

Loool I have a furniture sim/shop. It would be pretty cool to have that as a gadget. Where did you get it?

where does one get a furniture gun?

I don't like realistic guns that much...I'm not into the whole RP fighting thing.
however, I do have a selection of wierd and wonderful weapons...

*more than one kind of jelly gun
*cookies gun
pie thrower
beachball gun
shoe gun
grape gun
anvil gun
couch gun
pop gun
various pillow throwers
waffle thrower
snowball gun
pizza thrower
stinkbomb thrower
a few diff guns like a starwars style laser gun etc
a scripted dagger
a...um... molotov cocktail thrower

thats all I can think of atm...unless a whip classes as a weapon.
most of the above are gifties...I didn't make any of them and only bought....maybe 2?

Oh, I want that Furniture Gun.

Other than the usual assortment of guns/knives/swords/light sabers, I have the pie thrower, the newspaper whapper, the squirter hat, a pillow fight pillow, and anvil dropper and a sort of Marvin the Martian ray gun called the Astro Space Zapper - when you fire it, it makes the very goofy kid sound "pyew-pyew-pyew"

you two owe me a beer

Vamp B Gone a spray can that just emits a fake spray and particles

Marcel- think about it- this could be a side line- Low Prim Furniture and Ammunition

I can drop anvils on people and i think i can shoot chickens at them too

Other than that, your standard assortment of knives, daggers and swords -

I have an AH6 Littlebird with Hellfire Missles and a Minigun. That seems to do nicely.

I also have my PPG that I use on Babylon 5. And I think I have an Anvil Dropper somewhere.

Hmm...let's see....

I've got a snowball thrower (but ya have to wear the HUD that makes ya fall down when ya get bumped)

I've got a torando which tosses out cows and debris and could be used as a weapon if I turn on the vortex feature and people get too close...mwaahahahhaaaaaaaaa

I have some kind of mulit-gadget that I forgot the name of that does all sorts of nifty things including (but not limited to) making other avatars fart loudly while poofing particle gas from their bum......a feature that makes other avatars yell things that I type (never used that) and some other wacky embarassing little spells which I've forgot most of.

that's all I have for wacky

True, I want that gun badly, and even more I want to resell it! If its a freebie, I want to give it away to people visiting my shop. Lindal satisfy me!! Uhhhh.... my curiosity of course

I have a P51 Mustang somewhere in inventory.

Lol, my club just had a pretty funny late night drunken "Looney Tunes" style fight w/ all our funny weapons yesterday

I have the furniture gun too, haha...got it on Slex

actually there's two similar weapons I take that back, I got the "Couch Bazooka", it only shoots chairs, loveseats & couches, the other one is the "deluxe" type (for the connoisseur!):

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=653473

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=692280

Lessee...I still have my old "David Hasselhoff gun"...shoots a harmless "trap" box with a scary animated David Hasselhoff thong pic
anvil dropper
lazer shooting pimp-cane
avatar hammerer
pillow fighter
Abranimations drunken brawler
rubber chicken gun
dildo gun
anything launcher (Mod & drop in any object)
melee broom
crackden frying pan
toilet paper thrower
poop tosser
molotov cocktail thrower

...I can't even remember what else, lol...

You know, General Connolly, I thought of you the other day, when my friend commented on "all the weapons in your inventory". I told her that I was seriously UNDER-equipped. No attack aircraft, tanks, submarines, or nuclear missiles at ALL.

I thought the next Cartel Shopping Trip might be for skins...but maybe we should visit hardware stores instead!

...and I want a PPG!

* Newspaper Whapper (which I created). Whap that bad doggy with the Sports pages!

* PikuPiku hammer - Remember that kids toy with the big red squeaker head? One of those...

* Water Balloon thrower

* Squirt gun, that squirts water. But it can also squirt fire! (harmless, but scary).

I have...

Rapidfire Carameldansen cubes =^-^=
Pizza tosser
Waterbaloons
Sculptienoob avatar tosser
Tossable Portal Companion Cubes
Tossable Navi "Hey!" (^_^)
Oversized bloody emo razorblades
A "Eeyowch!" zapper
Spontaneous combustion HUD
A good number of cage guns
An orbit cager that works in H4

Wah.... There's more but I'd have to look in my inventory to know the rest. (^_^)y

Toilet paper shooter
Watermelon shooter
Tampon shooter
Anvil dropper
Sushi rifle
Assorted guns, swords, daggers

I have an ICBM... I don't do things by halves....

I am essentially a peaceful person, honestly

Imogen

Ya beat me to it Lindal *grins*

Ooo....Furniture Gun...now I HAVE to have one of those!!!!

EDIT AFTER READING CLAIRE'S POST: I forgot to add my snowball gun (and not just the one snowball at a time one, an automatic that shoots tons of snowballs repeatedly) and my water balloon thrower.

Oh yes...I have something very much like that. It throws your choice from a menu of items, including pipes, china plates, wooden crates, a section of wooden fence, traffic cones, grenades (that go boom), apples, silverware, CDs, 2x4s, and full-sized toilets. The objects are physical, and most of them smash into smaller pieces upon impact with something. The objects delete themselves after about 90 seconds, but in that 90 seconds I can make quite the mess. It's so cool.

I also have a neat attachment that lets me rezz a really big glass of water over somebody, which tips and dumps water all over them, and then falls on them. Most people are like "WTF?"

Inquiring minds what to know what the first two are...they sound interesting and possibly quite useful

I forgot my cager and orbiter as well....those are on my Mysti and then I have another ermmm...*gadget* that does all kinds of stuff I don't use, but it has a cager that then makes the cage (and caged one) follow the owner around. (Of course the tried and true method of just tping out of a cage kind of makes that function a bit moot.)

And when I can figure out the scripting for it...I'm going to make my Lady's dagger possible to unsheathe.

Object thrower is my wackiest, I love throwing tables and stuff at people.

Uh, I'd have to check to be sure, but the pickle gun and the the throwable Gummi Bears with push enabled spring to mind.

I'm sure I have a molotov thrower in my inventory, along with the snowball thrower and pie thrower.

I've also got my baby bazooka - it launches giggling prim babies at high velocity, and a blow-gun for shooting darts at people.

-Atashi