What Wacky Weapons do YOU have?

Yes, even I have a funny "weapon" or two, if you can call 'em that.

Snowballs and Water balloons. I still prefer my old balloons from Irwin Maltz, though the abranimations ones are good too.

Aqua Blaster and Bubble Gun. More from Irwin Maltz. I wish he was still around, but he left the grid more'n a year ago. These don't do any damage nor do they have a projectile. They're jes particles, really. But fun.

Flower blunderbuss. Gotten from Hobo Island's toy store. shoots daisies that wink out with a particle effect.

I also have all the fireworks, but even though they have projectiles they aren't really weapons.

Hmm...

A gun that fires little balls that say random things with the name of whatever they hit..."Look! It's a Mike!" "Come to Candy Mountain Mike!" XD

Rock thrower
Rapid fire rock thrower (hehe)
Boot to da head gun (shoots a boot)
Anvil dropper
Egg blaster and Eggzooka (rapid fire) They have chickens on them to provide ammo XD

Recently when I updated my dragon avatar, I made it able to breathe fire that sets avatars on fire XD

FYI, Irvin is still around, but as an alt. Allegedly, anyway. I didn't have contact with him as Irvin so it's just people telling me that. *shrug* I agree about his weapons though, he made some really crazy things XD

I figured he might be, at least by going with the adage of "no one ever truly leaves." I sure wish he was about and had his old goodies -- I could prob'ly sell a bunch of those balloons, aqua blasters, and bubble guns -- and I'd get the eggzooka

LMAO - At first I thought that said 'what wacky WOMEN do you have?'

I want!

Lemming shooter.

I made a Manzooka.

it shoots target men who scream on launch and explode into gobbets of flesh and organs on impact.

You shall have! Just send me a PM so that when I log in tonight I remember to send it to you.

see Cody...I knew I liked you lol.

tyvm

I'll buy one from you. How much?

Do the organs twitch and wriggle? I would really like that...

imogen

Manzooka.....put me down for one too, please.....maybe offer choice of ammo, like your favourite politico....
On wacky weapons, there's one I mentioned many moons ago known as Up Your Arsenal, which, according to my original informant, fired every projectile known to SL. I checked it out, and it did indeed have an impressive array; everything from push bullets to (doubtless annoyed) kitties. Didn't pick one up, on account of I'm a bit of an authenticity/continuity freak when it comes to RP and weaponry. My arsenal basically consists of a rapier, a broadsword and a G3 assault rifle. Finding outfits to match them for formal occasions has been a bit of a problem, though, not to mention accessorizing....anyone know where one can get a nicely accessorized sling in green and gold?
Did someone mention a Babylon 5 sim????????????? Been a fan since it premiered. Please, where is it, and how much L$ need I shell out for a good quality PPG and a Minbari fighting pipe?

My favorite is the spider grenade launcher, the grenade on impact with the ground rezzes a dozen physical spiders that climb over, bump and damage the nearest avatars following them for about 2 minutes.

Oh gods no... don't let some of my friends know that actually is available..

Hands down, my fav would have to be my dong shooter. For some reason guys really, really hate when you shoot them with it. A giant dong keeps chasing them around and pressing into them until they leave the sim. There have been more then a few occassions where some noob showed me thiers and I got to show em mine

I got my PPG at Mutant Life with my security uniform. I do need to add to my collection of armed ships. I don't have an armed Huey, or Cobra yet. They are all mouselook fly ships as opposed to keyboard fly, I stil don't have mouselook flying down.

A tank might be fun. I could see myself going for a Sunday drive in a Sherman.

So, Brenda, is your Star Fury atmosphere-capable? Thanx for the leads.

Right now it's not even Space Capable. I am still trying to get the hang of it. Mouselook flying is tricky enough without it being in Zero G. Last time I went out it did more spinning than anything else. Good thing security officers are assigned to the reserve squadron

Silly weapons in my inventory that I have a soft spot for:

- A Portal Gun that works just like the one in the Portal game. I have no idea where one might get it, since mine was given to me by its maker ages ago when I randomly ran into them clowning around with it in the Grendel's Children store;

- The FischenSquirtenMeister 5000 - a hat shaped like a pufferfish that squirts water at anyone (or anything) on command (handily doubles as an object-finder);

- Annabelle's Manzooka, which is truly hilarious;

- Ordinal's Snowball Cannon, a most entertaining diversion!

One gadget I bought: Orbz

I still dont remember half the functions, but it does some neat stuff: Like drop a pile of Poo on someone, give 'em a Furry Lover, shoots fireworks, anti-physics & idle functions, radar, the list goes on.

It's fun to abuse my Alt with

Now if I could ONLY remember what does what without having to read the instructions....

Words

Pep (Make you laugh, make you cry, make you live, make you die)

Panty and bra shooters
Turd gun
Dong shooter
Snowballs
and most of the usual freebie ones
Got a tophat that has a skeleton arm and hand rise out of it and give someone the finger (not a weapon, but sure is fun)
A friend has a nasty fart gesture/anim and the resulting green cloud migrates to the face of the nearest AV

Still wanting one of Ceera's newspaper whappers

A shroominator, fires exploding mushrooms.

Ordinal's Beehive Gun FTW!

The Drift Hud was fun for a while, newb w/ = newb ween attachments displayed,
"Up, up and awayyy!"