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Memorable quotes you heard someone say in Second Life?

Seven Okelli
last days of pompeii
Join date: 4 Dec 2008
Posts: 2,300
03-25-2009 13:31
Not exactly a great quote, but

this morning I was helping a newbie guy lose his newbie look. This well-put-together obviously-not-newbie guy walked up behind him.

He said, "Well, now, what have we here? Step aside, son, and give us some air!" and at the same time he immed me, "yum yum yum yum yum"

I was laughing so much it was hard to get rid of him.
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Jordan Whitt
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Join date: 26 May 2008
Posts: 134
03-25-2009 13:41
Some friends are just...nutellas!

Zenith: Muffin you make strip clubs 'more' fun
Zenith: i mean mostly its you know strippers stripping and licking each other but with you its like they use nutella :D

Later in the conversation...

Muffin: I think I have a spread fetish
Zenith: never put a bit of better butter on your muffin?
Muffin: Not sayin what goes on my Muffin
Zenith: I bet its marmite, its marmite, right?

And even later...

Zenith: Muffin wanted to nutella you :(
Muffin: I had the spoon ready and everythink

Nutella is the new black =)
Kyllie Wylie
J-Rocker
Join date: 7 Mar 2008
Posts: 489
03-25-2009 14:11
A friend after explaining to a nice eastern european gentlemen who spoke broken english that she prefered women heard "Oh, yes.. I understand... yes I am a Romanian not a Lesbian."
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Alyssa Abbot
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Join date: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 37
03-28-2009 13:04
Me: Welcome _______, this is your Captain Linden speaking, thank you for crashing on SL Airlines, Sit back and Have a NICE EFFING DAY!
MortVent Charron
Can haz cuddles now?
Join date: 21 Sep 2007
Posts: 1,942
03-28-2009 15:36
<.<

see a newbie at the ark..

Me: Hiya! come sits and chat!
Old friend: Stay away from the kani bunneh!

I look around... I am the only kani...

Me: Why? I am just a snuggle bunny!

Old friend: HA! Snuggles ... then it's dancing at your place... next thing they know. They are one of the how many ladies on your friend list?

Me: ummm... it's up to 50 now. But I got a couple guys on there now too! Err... 1 guy and it's an alt of one of the ladies... but it's a guy!

Newbie: oh my..
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Chris Norse
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Join date: 1 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,735
03-28-2009 15:38
I often hear:

"Chris Norse is the best looking guy in SL." It seems to follow me where ever I go.
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Dannoth Dagger
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Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 141
03-28-2009 16:11
A while back I was having a discussion with someone and we were on the edge of a sewer/river/canal style thing in Lestern City, and he was about to fall into the water.

"Watch out, you're about to fall into the water."
"No, this is SL, you don't fall into the water, you LAG into the water."
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Void Singer
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Join date: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 6,973
03-28-2009 21:36
From: Chris Norse
I often hear:

"Chris Norse is the best looking guy in SL." It seems to follow me where ever I go.

how is that self esteem building attachment working out for you anyways?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
03-28-2009 22:19
Overheard

"Chris's detachable attachable is quite . . . satisfying. I mean it really matches!"
"I always wondered why you had your curtains that color."
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Cinders Vale
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Join date: 2 Dec 2006
Posts: 272
03-29-2009 01:27
I heard this when I had just landed in sim a couple of years ago.

"OMG I'm Ruthed and I'm naked!"

This was funny since the individual in question was male and he'd just teleported to join his friends. If Voice had been available then, I'm sure we all would have heard his friends bursting out in laughter.
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