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Memorable quotes you heard someone say in Second Life?

Ralektra Breda
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03-23-2009 18:48
From: Phil Deakins
I'm gonna crash this thread. This isn't a quote because I can't remember the exact words, and it's from this forum, not SL, but...

The funniest thing I've seen anywhere to do with SL was a whole thread in this forum. If you didn't read the thread, it won't mean anything to you, but if you did read it, maybe remembering it again will make you chuckle. The thread had got started, and at the top page 2 (I think) someone posted something like:-

I found some more sims. Here they are:-

Idobelieve
Thatshedoes
Notunderstand

That kicked it off, and it became the funniest thread I've ever seen anywhere. If you remember it, I hope you're having a chuckle right now :)



That thread amazed me. I logged on late, so of course the first post I read was the one she kept updating with Sim names. I was scanning down the list going "something wierd is going on here". Then I read on and realized what was up :P
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Zolen Giano
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03-23-2009 19:31
This isn't an SL story, but it's got to be the absolute most hilarious and memorable thing that's ever happen to me with the internet....

So, my dad was new to computers and I was on the phone with him to set up an email address. Hotmail was the freebie e-mail of choice back then, so I told my dad to go to hotmail.com and sign up for free.

Well, my dad, not knowing the internet, types in hotmale.com..... and he's on the phone with me trying to figure out what it is he's supposed to do next. It took a little while to figure out what was going on, and omg, I had the best laugh in a long time.
Osprey Therian
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03-24-2009 10:48
From: Zolen Giano
This isn't an SL story, but it's got to be the absolute most hilarious and memorable thing that's ever happen to me with the internet....

So, my dad was new to computers and I was on the phone with him to set up an email address. Hotmail was the freebie e-mail of choice back then, so I told my dad to go to hotmail.com and sign up for free.

Well, my dad, not knowing the internet, types in hotmale.com..... and he's on the phone with me trying to figure out what it is he's supposed to do next. It took a little while to figure out what was going on, and omg, I had the best laugh in a long time.


That's hilarious! :-))
CarlCorey Colman
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03-24-2009 11:05
From: Zolen Giano
This isn't an SL story, but it's got to be the absolute most hilarious and memorable thing that's ever happen to me with the internet....

So, my dad was new to computers and I was on the phone with him to set up an email address. Hotmail was the freebie e-mail of choice back then, so I told my dad to go to hotmail.com and sign up for free.

Well, my dad, not knowing the internet, types in hotmale.com..... and he's on the phone with me trying to figure out what it is he's supposed to do next. It took a little while to figure out what was going on, and omg, I had the best laugh in a long time.

lol! I was once researching some web based, e-business software called "Systanet" but typed "sistanet" into Google by accident and found lots of information on lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women of color :)
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03-24-2009 11:43
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Maureen Boccaccio
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03-24-2009 11:58
From: Phil Deakins
I'm gonna crash this thread. This isn't a quote because I can't remember the exact words, and it's from this forum, not SL, but...

The funniest thing I've seen anywhere to do with SL was a whole thread in this forum. If you didn't read the thread, it won't mean anything to you, but if you did read it, maybe remembering it again will make you chuckle. The thread had got started, and at the top page 2 (I think) someone posted something like:-

I found some more sims. Here they are:-

Idobelieve
Thatshedoes
Notunderstand

That kicked it off, and it became the funniest thread I've ever seen anywhere. If you remember it, I hope you're having a chuckle right now :)


I do remember that one, Phil and yes, I am chuckling aloud. Thanks! :)
Kat Sabetha
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the many ME's
03-24-2009 15:02
we all know the many /me's out there /mee, /mr, /mmw, /mw, /mme...the list goes on and I laugh each time and wait to see if people actually correct themselves. The most intamite moments are the best tho as someone is emoting a kiss or such and ruins the moment.
Feldspar Millgrove
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03-24-2009 15:45
From: Kat Sabetha
we all know the many /me's out there /mee, /mr, /mmw, /mw, /mme...the list goes on and I laugh each time and wait to see if people actually correct themselves. The most intamite moments are the best tho as someone is emoting a kiss or such and ruins the moment.


/mr doesn't see the humor in it!
Ty Gabe
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03-24-2009 15:48
Overheard conversation between two child avs - one had just completely misspelled several words in her last chat.

Av 1: "sorry, I can't spell tonight"
Av 2: "that's OK, you're a kid, you're not supposed to spell everything right"
3Ring Binder
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03-24-2009 16:30
someone said directly to me: "When I grow up I wanna be just like you"

that was pretty funny. i don't hear that too often. :p
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Brenda Connolly
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03-24-2009 17:10
From: 3Ring Binder
someone said directly to me: "When I grow up I wanna be just like you"

that was pretty funny. i don't hear that too often. :p


Are they going to wait for you to grow up.
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03-24-2009 20:09
From: Brenda Connolly
Are they going to wait for you to grow up.

i suspect not. i'm not too arrogant to acknowledge the impatience and boredom factors. :)
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03-24-2009 21:20
said by me when changing from my child av...

"Hang on a sec, I need to grow up"

ETA:
in a LGBT friendly locale...
"So you like fur?"
(I was in my Snow Leopard Av)
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Alyssa Abbot
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03-24-2009 21:24
Lawl! I just witnessed a funny one. Someone was cursing the Sploder to the high heavens, cause they never won anything from it. Two Seconds later, they get 1527L from it.
Ceka Cianci
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03-24-2009 21:49
From: Phil Deakins
I'm gonna crash this thread. This isn't a quote because I can't remember the exact words, and it's from this forum, not SL, but...

The funniest thing I've seen anywhere to do with SL was a whole thread in this forum. If you didn't read the thread, it won't mean anything to you, but if you did read it, maybe remembering it again will make you chuckle. The thread had got started, and at the top page 2 (I think) someone posted something like:-

I found some more sims. Here they are:-

Idobelieve
Thatshedoes
Notunderstand

That kicked it off, and it became the funniest thread I've ever seen anywhere. If you remember it, I hope you're having a chuckle right now :)

Soon as i saw Eli's post in that thread i lost it and was in tears laughing so hard lol

I know if i was a Linden and someone seriously handed me that list.. i would have shot coffee all over the place the second i saw the names..
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Kids say the darnedest things...
03-24-2009 23:01
From: Ty Gabe
Overheard conversation between two child avs - one had just completely misspelled several words in her last chat.

Av 1: "sorry, I can't spell tonight"
Av 2: "that's OK, you're a kid, you're not supposed to spell everything right"


Been there, used that. ;-)

From: Void Singer
said by me when changing from my child av...

"Hang on a sec, I need to grow up"


By the same token, I refer to the time I went from predominately an adult avvie to my currently me as the time I "grew down."
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Rhonda Pinion
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03-25-2009 00:01
I IMed something to a friend - and she decided it was funny enough to make me her "Quote of the week"...


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eku Zhong
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03-25-2009 00:23
overheard ...

A: Look for stuff not touching the ground
B: Why?
A: If the furniture doesnt touch the ground then the prims dont count.
Alyssa Abbot
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03-25-2009 12:00
Ha! Well, it seems Second Life itself can be funny too.

I teleported into a region... and just seconds later... and I mean seconds...

"This region will restart in 2 minutes"

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Treasure Ballinger
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03-25-2009 12:03
From: Alyssa Abbot
Ha! Well, it seems Second Life itself can be funny too.

I teleported into a region... and just seconds later... and I mean seconds...

"This region will restart in 2 minutes"

-.-


Gosh......*checks breath* Was it me???
Taylor Lubezki
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03-25-2009 12:34
Someone leaving an event saying that they had something important to do..

Holli Zamani said: "LOL, You are running off in a hurry for Prim Trim?.. If you build it ***** will Come"
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03-25-2009 13:14
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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03-25-2009 13:15
From: eku Zhong
overheard ...

A: Look for stuff not touching the ground
B: Why?
A: If the furniture doesnt touch the ground then the prims dont count.


I WISH!!!

wow can you imagine! heh
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Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. :)


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Rhaorth Antonelli
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03-25-2009 13:16
I heard one last night that was rather funny (to me) and only in SL...

Among general chat, discussions of xcite came up, and a guy said that he had a p***s tinting party, to make sure he got the color as close to exact as possible.

Where other than SL would one hold a p***s tinting party?
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Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. :)


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Ceka Cianci
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03-25-2009 13:22
From: Key MacMoragh
"How do you win this game?"

lol that reminds me of someone asking me if i knew a good site for second life cheats..hehehe :D
i said yes..open your eyes it's called RL
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