Resized male bits trap avatar - needs rescue

Mine only looks silly when I forget to detach it upon dressing, a situation that's occurred more than once, sadly

Oh really! Why stop at mere RIBBONS? Why not bells? And candles?

And are these the kind of ribbons that need to be cut?

/me looks for that nice pair of shears that someone posted on that other thread . . .

I liked you more when you just said "Ewww" lolz

A story a friend once told me . . . about being in a cafe with a gf when the gf's partner showed up, fully dressed, but with his bits still attached and dangling in full view.

At which the gf was heard to exclaim: "HAH! So THAT'S where you've been!!!!!"

It's sad, really, how often men are betrayed by their own genitalia. Sad, but useful.

LOL

Oh, alright.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

I once went hair shopping in SL after fitting and adjusting my... um... well anyway, I forgot to detach it and then went and tp'd a lady friend over to get her opinion on my demo hair. Although I didn't know her very well at that time, she was kind enough to give me her opinion on both styles, so to speak.

(edited for spelling)

LOL!!

A good thing, probably. Women generally have a better aesthetic sense about . . . hair.

Oh she was right on the money, and being of impeccable appearance herself, I was glad to take any pointers she was offering

I just recently realized that even though my junk is hidden on alpha, when I first rez sometimes it is in plain sight for a second (albeit an unattractive grey colour ).

So accommodating

How to say this without making people go 'ewww' even more. Hmm, if those 'parts' would touch the deck when laying on one's back, I'd seriously would consider some corrective surgery if I was him.

I can't find this on Snopes.com, but my first reaction to this thread was, "You're shitting me!"
OK, now I really can't stop giggling. That is freaking hilarious.

Ewwww!!!

Elephantiasis, maybe?

The article also says "sat" and "deckchair", so imagine him sitting up, possibly with his legs outstretched. Or he could have been face down, but with his penis positioned forward on the slat.

The part that doesn't fit (pun intentional) is that it is the scrotum that normally does the most shrinking, keeping his testicles too close to his body - unless he helped.

Yeah, I try to rez with my back to people now... At least if I'm feeling modest. And I try to remember to deflate that sucker before I hide it

Is why I am glad to have internal anatomy; saves a lot of embarrassment, especially around knights with pointy sticks and sharp edges. >.>

The only dragon I ever really got to know used to wear his rather impressive bits at all times. They weren't necessarily "on display," in the sense that he was usually on all fours, but they were certainly there to see with minimal effort. He was, um, rather large, and kind of scaly.

The funny thing is, he was quite amorous, and I think assumed that his appendages were a turn on.

Whereas all I could think was "ouch"!

Maybe he was a marsupial?

You don't know about "show transparent"? Oh dear.

Well, I get around that problem by using a more representative method that keeps the "bits" completely hidden when "out of play". It is part of the avatar, not a separate attachment, so I can never be without it. I don't mean to make any kind of statement about it other than I don't like to be a poster child for Saturday Morning Disease. To me, it is natural to have a complete av; I have toes, a tail, wings, a tongue, eyes, etc. Why should I not have the rest of the proper anatomy? I am not an asexual creature by any stretch of the imagination. <.<



Yes, well.. there are some of those who have this "thing" for other species without really considering the logistics of the situation. The "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" issue, more or less. That goes both ways, though; I've been propositioned a couple of times by human females who don't quite understand the logistics, let alone the dangers, involved. Not that is an issue; I tend to be a species-ist; the notion is a bit of a squick for me. >.>

That, and some (most?) males seem to have this thing for "size" which generally is a turn off, essentially becoming frankenphallus. <.<

LOL! I just skimmed and saw that. Understatement of the year, I think.

I still say toothpaste works wonders on men's bollocks.

I do know that but if anybody wants to highlight my junk so badly, who am I to get in their way

Yeah, this seems logical. I never felt offended by exposed bits on a dragon in any case, any more than I'd want dogs wearing undies.

Which comparison is, um, NOT intended as disrespect, btw.


Ah, yes, the logistics, the logistics. I should think a whole new set of poseballs would be required. And a very large tube of lubricant.