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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
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09-07-2009 12:10
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
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09-07-2009 12:20
LMAO
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
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09-07-2009 12:38
There is a lesson here somewhere. There has to be someway that we can USE this information . . .
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Dakota Tebaldi
Voodoo Child
Join date: 6 Feb 2008
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09-07-2009 12:45
Fake.
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Conifer Dada
Hiya m'dooks!
Join date: 6 Oct 2006
Posts: 3,716
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09-07-2009 12:56
They should have carried him back to the sea in the deckchair and sat him in the water to reverse the shrinkage process, then perhaps they would have been able to save the deckchair too.
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
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09-07-2009 12:58
I can think of at least one easier way to save the chair.
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
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09-07-2009 12:59
I can think of at least one easier way to save the chair. LMAO  _____________________
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
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09-07-2009 13:23
I can think of at least one easier way to save the chair. A matter of relative value, no doubt. I'm astonished there was no ice available. _____________________
Deira
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Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
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09-07-2009 13:25
A matter of relative value, no doubt. I'm astonished there was no ice available. Who is going to hold the ice to his balls? _____________________
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
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09-07-2009 13:28
Who is going to hold the ice to his balls? Good question. A Beach Maintenance Person, I guess. _____________________
Deira
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
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09-07-2009 16:42
It's good to see so much concern for the fate of the deck chair here
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Ponsonby Low
Unregistered User
Join date: 21 May 2008
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09-07-2009 16:47
Good question. A Beach Maintenance Person, I guess. I suppose the Beach Maintenance Person felt more comfortable with wielding a sharp instrument (to cut the chair) in the vicinity of those body parts, than with, say, holding a bowl of ice water up to said body parts. One wonders if the trapped man's views on this point were consulted. _____________________
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Dune Enzo
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2008
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09-07-2009 16:47
There is a lesson here somewhere. There has to be someway that we can USE this information . . . Yep, don't go making deck chairs with holes in them, it'll only lead to trouble |
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DancesWithRobots Soyer
Registered User
Join date: 7 Apr 2006
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09-07-2009 16:56
Note to self: Never forget a cushion
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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09-07-2009 17:08
I can think of at least one easier way to save the chair.  _____________________
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Patasha Marikh
Here to watch the show
Join date: 27 Oct 2006
Posts: 294
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09-07-2009 17:23
Umm guys.. a little help.. wouldn't you feel something going on if your nibblets were becoming .. well trapped? And would you really want them hanging free like that when you lay on a chair, or is that kind of a cool thing or something.
Didn't he think a stray crab might take a swipe or something? _____________________
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Milla Janick
Empress Of The Universe
Join date: 2 Jan 2008
Posts: 3,075
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09-07-2009 17:27
Umm guys.. a little help.. wouldn't you feel something going on if your nibblets were becoming .. well trapped? And would you really want them hanging free like that when you lay on a chair, or is that kind of a cool thing or something. I don't believe this was an accident. _____________________
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Katheryne Helendale
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Join date: 5 Jun 2008
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09-07-2009 17:51
Yep, don't go making deck chairs with holes in them, it'll only lead to trouble http://www.asylum.com/2008/03/31/no-picnic-man-charged-with-screwing-a-patio-table/ _____________________
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Dune Enzo
Registered User
Join date: 21 Apr 2008
Posts: 118
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09-07-2009 18:25
You can learn a lot about people from their police reports. He clearly prefers his tables on top |
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
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09-07-2009 19:56
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Benski Trenkins
Free speech for the dumb
Join date: 23 Feb 2008
Posts: 547
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09-07-2009 20:20
I have serious problems trying to understand this one. He must have been laying on his belly (not wanna in into detail but let me say: distance between chair and said 'parts') The article clearly said 'laying'
So ehm what about the rest of the 'toolkit'... Size issues? Something isn't adding up here. _____________________
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Tinkerbell Tarantal
Departed
Join date: 13 May 2008
Posts: 86
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09-07-2009 20:30
No, I am picturing him on his back?
If he was on his belly it wouldnt be physically possible for his testicles to kinda flop forward around his penis, surely? But then again i do not have them, so its all just speculation. @ 3Ring...those look really freakin scary! Jeezus lucky for him u werent the beach maintenance person hehee |
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Scylla Rhiadra
Gentle is Human
Join date: 11 Oct 2008
Posts: 4,427
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09-07-2009 20:32
No, I am picturing him on his back? If he was on his belly it wouldnt be physically possible for his testicles to kinda flop forward around his penis, surely? But then again i do not have them, so its all just speculation. @ 3Ring...those look really freakin scary! Jeezus lucky for him u werent the beach maintenance person hehee Ya know, all of this is just NOT painting pretty mental pictures for me. The male equipment is silly enough looking most of the time without having to find inventive ways of arranging it on deck furniture. _____________________
Scylla Rhiadra
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
Join date: 10 Jan 2005
Posts: 1,597
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09-07-2009 20:37
...pretty mental pictures....The male equipment is silly enough looking ... I put a ribbon on it for you, Scylla _____________________
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Tinkerbell Tarantal
Departed
Join date: 13 May 2008
Posts: 86
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09-07-2009 20:37
It all depends on who its attached to!
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