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What do SL residents say everyday - list them all
Simil Miles
Creator
Join date: 1 Mar 2007
Posts: 300
03-11-2008 23:30
Second Life is a world different from reality where everyday, residents say things that would make no sense in real life, for example :

"tport me"
"go derez yourself"
"where can I find a notecard giver script ?"
"I've been orbited"
"how many prims does it have ?"
"get off world"

Lets list them all, for fun and posterity.

Notice : sentences should be short and clearly reflect the SL environment, please don't list long quotes or private jokes.
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Ricardo Harris
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Join date: 1 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,944
03-11-2008 23:49
Let's bump pixels?

Jump on my balls?
Diana Moonsoo
Registered User
Join date: 14 Dec 2006
Posts: 39
03-12-2008 00:26
"Am I Ruthed?"
Rhaorth Antonelli
Registered User
Join date: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 7,425
03-12-2008 00:27
where do I get some skin?

(oh wait that can be used in RL too, just um a different meaning)

hehe
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Rosie Castro
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Join date: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 71
03-12-2008 00:30
is my shoe up my ass?... is my hair attached to my crotch?

you want have sexies with me?
Briana Dawson
Attach to Mouth
Join date: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,855
03-12-2008 00:35
Welcome to SL!
foehn Breed
More random than random
Join date: 16 Jan 2006
Posts: 1,142
03-12-2008 00:35
rez rez rez
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Rosie Castro
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Join date: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 71
03-12-2008 00:39
the more subtle approach:

"Where can I get sexies?"
Rosie Castro
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Join date: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 71
03-12-2008 00:40
From: foehn Breed
rez rez rez


that one foehn!

and...

"lag, lag, lag."
Cinders Vale
Registered User
Join date: 2 Dec 2006
Posts: 272
03-12-2008 00:52
I'm frozen again, I can't move.
Argh, I'm crashing.
I got kicked out when I tried to teleport.
Second Life(Not Responding)
Lag
I'm stuck in a animation loop, HELP!
Anti Antonelli
Deranged Toymaker
Join date: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,091
03-12-2008 00:56
"Sorry, chat lag"
"Where did you get that HAIR?"
"ao off"
"ao on" (didn't see that one coming, did ya?}
"Am I still dancing to you?"


Also, not a statement, but I've always rather enjoyed the fact that couples can spend an enjoyable evening shopping together for sexual positions. :D
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Rosie Castro
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Join date: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 71
03-12-2008 01:03
From: Briana Dawson
Welcome to SL!


Perfection Briana... the ultimate. :)
Anti Antonelli
Deranged Toymaker
Join date: 25 Apr 2006
Posts: 1,091
03-12-2008 01:40
Ooh, ooh, Providence is smiling on the forums tonight and She apparently has a sense of humor:

"It's a long story, but I went penis shopping with a friend, and ended up buying him one as a present."

linky

OK OK, not an everyday statement, but still. Work with me here.
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Marcel Flatley
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Join date: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 2,032
03-12-2008 02:27
- Gimme lindens
- Can I have your stuff
- U're sexy
- hide that penis!
- here, take this free penis
- No sexies? Bet you are a bloke
- Can I have L$???
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Abu Nasu
Code Monkey
Join date: 17 Jun 2006
Posts: 476
03-12-2008 02:34
- Is this your place?
- Did you make this/that?

For halloween last year I dressed up as a newb. Walked around saying things like:
- i'm new can i have money? lol
- i'm new wanna sex? lol
- i'm new where find job? lol
Nouar DeCuir
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Join date: 5 Apr 2007
Posts: 6
03-12-2008 02:55
/bling off
brb, relog
Nice avi!

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Tarek Nikolaidis
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Join date: 6 Apr 2007
Posts: 35
03-12-2008 03:13
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaargh im being blinded by a christams tree - (when walking past a blingtard)
Ceejay Whitfield
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Join date: 3 Aug 2007
Posts: 51
03-12-2008 03:17
"You have been banned from this place. Have a good second life !" LMAO

"I died and have been tp´d home" (Now THAT would be fun in rl)

"I´ve been first caged, then shot and orbitted in that sandbox last week"

"My best friend pushed me into a hot lava stream. Damn that was hard to get out of that mess !"

"OMG ! You said that in OPEN CHAT !!! IM me !!!"

"/1 show"
"/1 hide"
"/1 sync"

"Try to jump on the ball again."

"Lol - you chose the blue ball."
Nouar DeCuir
Registered User
Join date: 5 Apr 2007
Posts: 6
03-12-2008 03:35
"You're cute"
Aleco Collas
Satyr
Join date: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1,463
03-12-2008 03:44
Are differences to RL allowed?

In RL you can't:

- take off your whip marks
- attach your vagina
- stand up to escape the chains of a BDSM cross
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Join date: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 86
03-12-2008 04:14
"Can you give me 1000 Lindens for a new skin?"

"CX"
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Aeneas Beaumont
*I* am adult content!
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
Posts: 64
03-12-2008 05:41
"I'm blind!... again!"
Caledric Axon
I mkae poast now?
Join date: 9 Nov 2005
Posts: 200
03-12-2008 06:27
u wann ****?
Hello
Welcome to, "Insert random club name"
wtf
tp me
opps I forgot to turn off my excite again.
Taylor Bayliss
Registered User
Join date: 17 May 2006
Posts: 144
03-12-2008 06:42
nah - it's too primmy
why can I only fly to 300 meters high ?
I hate the way I walk
Dresses always make my butt look huge (ok, that could be RL too *grin*)
Sorry, was I standing on your head ?
Wish that chair would stop SHOUTING
ok - force midnight !!
Did you know you're standing in the campfire ?
Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
03-12-2008 06:44
When's your rezday?
Drop me a LM
"Friendly Greetings"
Drop all attachments
Clear cache
You're lagging the sim!
My IMs get cap'd
Not tonight dear, I've got laaaaaaggggg!
Sorry - have to go RL
Rebake!
Do you do full perms?
asl?
PG/Mature Sim
land parcel
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