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Claire Silverspar
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Join date: 31 Oct 2007
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03-13-2008 07:03
From: Weston Graves
This is a real life thing too. I get called hun or hon several times a day by complete strangers over the phone. It's much nicer than "buddy" which is what some good ol' boy types call me. I'm not their buddy -- I barely come from the same planet.

That's if I'm calling the south. If I call California I get "duded."

What I really hate is "sir." Makes me feel old.

I really prefer just ___________ (woh, almost put my real first name there.)

OK, time for bed.

eugh....I get called....

Dearie...

*shivers* I got called this by someone younger than me lol. And my boss calls me 'kid'
I am NOT a goat! But then it is in a liverpool accent - kinda redeems it lol.

I did go through a phase of calling people Dude and Dudette :S - and I have picked up the habit of calling everyone 'guys'. My friends hate it lol.
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Zed Kiergarten
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Join date: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 138
03-13-2008 07:15
What I'm usually saying...

Lag

Sorry, I'm just looking, if I need help I'll ask. (to people who detect you are on their land for sale and feel they need to tp over and chat right away before you even have time to read the covenant/details)

F#$)(*, why do people keep setting their tp location under water

Do I really need to spend $X on this and what does it give me

That tp sound is driving me crazy

You paid 10,000L$ for this land and you want me to pay what?

I love how how my skybox hides my feet

What exactly am I doing here again?
Deira Llanfair
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Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
03-13-2008 07:24
From: Claire Silverspar
ROFLMAO
I haven't laughed this much in a week! lol. you guys are hilarious!

Oh, and I used to hate people calling people hun....till I caught the bug. grrrrr. now I can't stop!
But I call people Hon - with an O!
hehe

....


What is they really were a "Hon"? Anyone read Nancy Mitford?
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Ricardo Harris
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03-13-2008 07:41
From: Trout Recreant
...an asshole?



Not quite what I had in mind. More like what they are. They discriminate against us or me cause we're ..... different.
Ricardo Harris
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03-13-2008 07:43
From: Claire Silverspar
ROFLMAO

But I call people Hon - with an O!
hehe





How do you differentiate between O and U? Either way it's annoying.
Ricardo Harris
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03-13-2008 07:44
Another one is "you want to suck my what?"
Wulfric Chevalier
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03-13-2008 07:48
From: Ricardo Harris
How do you differentiate between O and U?


By being able to read?
Soji Slade
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Join date: 28 Mar 2007
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03-13-2008 07:52
From: Ricardo Harris
How do you differentiate between O and U? Either way it's annoying.

Hon is short for honor or honorable. As in "Your honor, you forgot to remove your penis before entering the courtroom, Sir."

Hun, on the other hand,
"–noun
1. a member of a nomadic and warlike Asian people who devastated or controlled large parts of eastern and central Europe and who exercised their greatest power under Attila in the 5th century a.d.
2. (often lowercase) a barbarous, destructive person; vandal."

So, when you have people calling you hun, they are indirectly (or directly) calling you an barbarous destructive person. When they call you Hon, they are trying to show respect.
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Trout Recreant
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03-13-2008 08:39
From: Ricardo Harris
Not quite what I had in mind. More like what they are. They discriminate against us or me cause we're ..... different.


Dang. I thought we were playing forum madlibs.

I was just goofing on you and going for the cheap laugh by answering your question.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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03-13-2008 08:50
From: Soji Slade
Hon is short for honor or honorable. As in "Your honor, you forgot to remove your penis before entering the courtroom, Sir."

Hun, on the other hand,
"–noun
1. a member of a nomadic and warlike Asian people who devastated or controlled large parts of eastern and central Europe and who exercised their greatest power under Attila in the 5th century a.d.
2. (often lowercase) a barbarous, destructive person; vandal."

So, when you have people calling you hun, they are indirectly (or directly) calling you an barbarous destructive person. When they call you Hon, they are trying to show respect.


Fortunately for me, I have met many "hons" but very few "huns" in my time here, hon.
Trout Recreant
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03-13-2008 09:06
From: Maureen Boccaccio
Fortunately for me, I have met many "hons" but very few "huns" in my time here, hon.


Here we go again:

Dear Diary;

It's me, Attila. Well, so today I'm out sacking a village to the West of here when those damned Mongols showed up and bullied me out of my hard won booty. Those guys clearly have issues. I don't even think they're in the right time period. Some of them weren't even dressed right. There were two furry Mongols and one Papa Smurf. Anyway, I got them back. I went and collected my army of Huns and caught them as they tried to cross that damned wall of banlines the Chinese threw up last month. After we slowly stripped the flesh from their bones and fed their intestines to the crows, we headed back and the coolest thing happened! I met this girl. I think she's from Mor. At least she said she was a Morean. Maurean. Something like that. I was too busy looking at her boobs to really listen. She said she had met a lot of "Hon's" but not very many huns. I don't know what a hon is, but apparently it's not a good thing.

Anyway, I was thinking of asking her to the annual hun prom. I always get elected prom king because I stab anyone who doesn't vote for me. I'll send her a present and she if she's interested. Maybe a pretty ring. Girls like jewelry. Just to make it special, I'll send it still attached to the finger of whomever I steal it from. Nothing says "I love you" like a bloody human finger with a nice ring on it. Maybe a box of candy, too.

TTFN,

Attila the Hun.
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03-13-2008 09:21
From: Trout Recreant
I'll send her a present and she if she's interested. Maybe a pretty ring. Girls like jewelry. Just to make it special, I'll send it still attached to the finger of whomever I steal it from. Nothing says "I love you" like a bloody human finger with a nice ring on it.
I hope poor Ann didn't get her pitty paws cut off in the process. You Knucklehead HUN you!
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Maureen Boccaccio
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03-13-2008 09:25
From: Trout Recreant
Here we go again:

Dear Diary;

It's me, Attila. Well, so today I'm out sacking a village to the West of here when those damned Mongols showed up and bullied me out of my hard won booty. Those guys clearly have issues. I don't even think they're in the right time period. Some of them weren't even dressed right. There were two furry Mongols and one Papa Smurf. Anyway, I got them back. I went and collected my army of Huns and caught them as they tried to cross that damned wall of banlines the Chinese threw up last month. After we slowly stripped the flesh from their bones and fed their intestines to the crows, we headed back and the coolest thing happened! I met this girl. I think she's from Mor. At least she said she was a Morean. Maurean. Something like that. I was too busy looking at her boobs to really listen. She said she had met a lot of "Hon's" but not very many huns. I don't know what a hon is, but apparently it's not a good thing.

Anyway, I was thinking of asking her to the annual hun prom. I always get elected prom king because I stab anyone who doesn't vote for me. I'll send her a present and she if she's interested. Maybe a pretty ring. Girls like jewelry. Just to make it special, I'll send it still attached to the finger of whomever I steal it from. Nothing says "I love you" like a bloody human finger with a nice ring on it. Maybe a box of candy, too.

TTFN,

Attila the Hun.


Dear Diary,

I met the coolest dude/babe/sweetie/cutie pie today. Where you ask? At an impromptu barbecue on the border with China (the dry rub that was used was amazing! make note to ask for recipe). It turns out that this fella was the big guy himself, yes, Attila the Hun.

He was surrounded by hordes (maybe from Mongolia or those renegate Turkic folks, but didn't check their regalia that closely), so it was difficult to chat him up. As you know dearest diary, I have been steering clear of hunnic types recently. Of course, "The Hun" is the exception to any no-hun rule. I hear he's making a play for Venice soon. Perhaps I will venture forth. I like Venice. Great vacation spot. All that Venetian jewelry...shiny! You know how I am partial to emeralds (which, I believe, would be very nicely set off by the red setting, should a ring come my way still attached its previous owner...:D).

Until later,

Maureen
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Join date: 22 Mar 2007
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03-13-2008 09:30
From: Trout Recreant
Dang. I thought we were playing forum madlibs.

I was just goofing on you and going for the cheap laugh by answering your question.


I laughed.....but my laughs don't come cheap. But I think they do come easy.

(I just love to laugh! And do it well)
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Soji Slade
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03-13-2008 10:18
From: Trout Recreant
Here we go again:

Dear Diary;

It's me, Attila. Well, so today I'm out sacking a village to the West of here when those damned Mongols showed up and bullied me out of my hard won booty. Those guys clearly have issues. I don't even think they're in the right time period. Some of them weren't even dressed right. There were two furry Mongols and one Papa Smurf. Anyway, I got them back. I went and collected my army of Huns and caught them as they tried to cross that damned wall of banlines the Chinese threw up last month. After we slowly stripped the flesh from their bones and fed their intestines to the crows, we headed back and the coolest thing happened! I met this girl. I think she's from Mor. At least she said she was a Morean. Maurean. Something like that. I was too busy looking at her boobs to really listen. She said she had met a lot of "Hon's" but not very many huns. I don't know what a hon is, but apparently it's not a good thing.

Anyway, I was thinking of asking her to the annual hun prom. I always get elected prom king because I stab anyone who doesn't vote for me. I'll send her a present and she if she's interested. Maybe a pretty ring. Girls like jewelry. Just to make it special, I'll send it still attached to the finger of whomever I steal it from. Nothing says "I love you" like a bloody human finger with a nice ring on it. Maybe a box of candy, too.

TTFN,

Attila the Hun.

Attila the Hun ruled the Huns from 434-445 with his brother Bleda, and alone from 445-453

Genghis Khan lead the Mongols to their great empire. He ruled from 1206-1227.

Oh and in 450 AD, Attila "receives a ring from Honoria, the sister of the western emperor. In the accompanying message Honoria explains that an unwelcome marriage has been arranged for her; she begs Attila to rescue her from this fate. With some justification he takes this as a proposal. He accepts, and demands half the western empire as her dowry."

Similarly Trout was offered a ring, but he did not take up the opportunity to try to claim half the western portions of the Second Life empire.
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03-13-2008 10:29
Please everyone bear to list the short sentences and avoid ramblings.
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Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-13-2008 10:31
From: Graphicguru Gustav
I hope poor Ann didn't get her pitty paws cut off in the process. You Knucklehead HUN you!


I'm not cutting off anyone's fingers, Attila was. Blame him.
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Trout Recreant
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03-13-2008 10:32
From: Soji Slade
Attila the Hun ruled the Huns from 434-445 with his brother Bleda, and alone from 445-453

Genghis Khan lead the Mongols to their great empire. He ruled from 1206-1227.

Oh and in 450 AD, Attila "receives a ring from Honoria, the sister of the western emperor. In the accompanying message Honoria explains that an unwelcome marriage has been arranged for her; she begs Attila to rescue her from this fate. With some justification he takes this as a proposal. He accepts, and demands half the western empire as her dowry."

Similarly Trout was offered a ring, but he did not take up the opportunity to try to claim half the western portions of the Second Life empire.


I couldn't afford the tier.
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Claire Silverspar
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03-13-2008 10:48
/me thinks Mr Recreant has met his match!
Maureen that was fabby! lol.
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03-13-2008 11:02
From: Simil Miles
Please everyone bear to list the short sentences and avoid ramblings.

Unlikely.
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Solanghe Sarlo
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Join date: 19 Jul 2006
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03-13-2008 11:40
Here's my list, may be some duplicates...

"Am I Ruthed/Bald/MI'ed?"
"Rez Dammit!"
"Hi to everyone I can't see yet."
"Jumped your Chimmy _____"
"Where's the dance ball?"

"Woot"
"Purrrr"
"Mew"
"howlz"
"lolz"

"Can you TP me?"
"Limo attached"
"Don't forget to tip the DJ/Dancers/Host/Entertainer!"

"gotta relog, stupid SL"
"brb"
"kk"
"hb"
"wb"
"Be well"
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Soji Slade
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03-13-2008 12:15
"ww" - wrong window, when saying something in chat or IM when mean to be in IM or chat.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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03-13-2008 12:21
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Join date: 17 Nov 2007
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03-13-2008 12:21
/me kicks SL.

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Damien1 Thorne
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Join date: 26 Aug 2007
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03-13-2008 12:54
From: Trout Recreant
I couldn't afford the tier.

You've never heard of raping and pillaging the countryside?
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