It's a long story, but I went penis shopping with a friend, and ended up buying him one as a present. But guess what?
It's non-tranferrable.
(Doesn't anyone give penises as presents anymore?)
So how do I get out of this mess? Am I going to have to change genders? I don't need a penis in my inventory. And my friend does.
Thanks all you brainy people!
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Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Sapiosexual
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03-12-2008 01:19
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Marcel Flatley
Sampireun Design
Join date: 29 Jul 2007
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03-12-2008 01:25
Only thing you can do is contact the merchant who sold you the item. The fact you are female may convince them you are not going to use it yourself
 If they do not want to hand out another copy of their product to your friend, you don't have another option then letting him buy a new one  Good luck, Marcel _____________________
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Aminom Marvin
Registered User
Join date: 31 Dec 2006
Posts: 520
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03-12-2008 01:34
woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] |
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Sling Trebuchet
Deleted User
Join date: 20 Jan 2007
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03-12-2008 02:57
It's a long story, but I went penis shopping with a friend, and ended up buying him one as a present. But guess what? It's non-tranferrable. (Doesn't anyone give penises as presents anymore?) So how do I get out of this mess? Am I going to have to change genders? I don't need a penis in my inventory. And my friend does. Thanks all you brainy people! Have him buy a vagina. Then you can both see how the other half lives. Why be limited by RL-think? Use opportunities when they arise. Live SLife to the full |
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Kismet Karuna
Tosser
Join date: 5 Jun 2004
Posts: 195
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03-12-2008 03:33
Have him buy a vagina. Then you can both see how the other half lives. Why be limited by RL-think? Use opportunities when they arise. Live SLife to the full http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luobOzreRq4 |
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Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Sapiosexual
Join date: 6 Feb 2008
Posts: 351
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03-12-2008 06:10
LOL
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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03-12-2008 06:20
I read that as terraforming instead of transferring ...
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Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
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03-12-2008 06:35
I read that as terraforming instead of transferring ... Isn't that Xcite's new feature?  _____________________
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Caledric Axon
I mkae poast now?
Join date: 9 Nov 2005
Posts: 200
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03-12-2008 06:42
Isn't that Xcite's new feature? I think its one of the skintimat features. |
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Walker Moore
Fоrum Unregular
Join date: 14 May 2006
Posts: 1,458
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03-12-2008 07:25
Have him buy a vagina. Then you can both see how the other half lives. Why be limited by RL-think? Use opportunities when they arise. Live SLife to the full  _____________________
It's only a forum, no one dies.
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Cunundrum Alcott
A Sardonic Pessimist
Join date: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 773
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03-12-2008 07:27
OMG the title of this thread got me smiling, then as a read the posts I was cracking up, thanks!!
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FD Spark
Prim & Texture Doodler
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
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03-12-2008 07:32
woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] I love that song and often related to it. Nothing sucks more then losing your penis at a party. _____________________
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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03-12-2008 07:33
I read that as terraforming instead of transferring ... Woo! Talk about "plowing a furrow"!  _____________________
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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03-12-2008 07:42
I think the Friday thread just showed up early this week.
I wouldn't annoy the vendor. Buy another one for your friend (many vendors have "gift" versions of their stuff, or IM the maker). Keep the first one safely in your inventory. You never know when it might come in handy... - to surprise the next guy who asks you "U mak sexxies now?" - to have some fun on a Girls' Night Out - to wear to a costume party - to display in a jar on your mantle to intimidate potential suitors - to sneak into Trout's parachute pack. It'll give him something else to be worried about when he pulls the ripcord. Heck, Sensations sells a whole "hermaphrodite" setup for big bucks. You're getting it cheap! _____________________
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
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03-12-2008 07:58
I think the Friday thread just showed up early this week. - to display in a jar on your mantle to intimidate potential suitors OMGLMFAO!!! You just made my day! |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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03-12-2008 08:32
Have him buy a vagina. Then you can both see how the other half lives. Why be limited by RL-think? Use opportunities when they arise. Live SLife to the full Do this - then attach your respective parts. Stick it in him, then detach and quickly step back about three paces. It's up to him how he gets it out. _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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03-12-2008 08:56
Trout... in some previous life u were an incarnation of Loki, I am sure
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Tex Nasworthy
Udder Disgrace
Join date: 2 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,330
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03-12-2008 09:01
Isn't that Xcite's new feature? New Product Press Release: Xcite introduces the new "Penis Plow" Put the fun back into farming. _____________________
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Fand Aeon
Registered User
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 258
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03-12-2008 09:04
You could have it bronzed, mount it on a plaque on your wall....You know, like the big game hunters do.
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Colette Meiji
Registered User
Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
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03-12-2008 09:15
You could have it bronzed, mount it on a plaque on your wall....You know, like the big game hunters do. Yep , managed to catch that one in the spring of '08. But thats nothin .. You shoulda seen the one that got away. |
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Damien1 Thorne
Registered User
Join date: 26 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,877
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03-12-2008 09:18
/me carefully peeks at thread... quickly hides parts and runs screaming back to his dungeon.
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Fand Aeon
Registered User
Join date: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 258
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03-12-2008 09:18
Yep , managed to catch that one in the spring of '08. But thats nothin .. You shoulda seen the one that got away. Yep, caught it on a poseball on the Botanical sim...shot it right between the eye. You should have seen that sucker flail about. /me goes back to her corner and resumes her sweet and innocent look. |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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03-12-2008 09:21
Isn't that Xcite's new feature? Don't ever be tempted to buy the new more visible one for girls ... it's quite quite scary and disgusting ... sorry Javier but it really is ... _____________________
To exchange power is sublime. To steal from another ... well, what goes around comes around.
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Bree Giffen
♥♣♦♠ Furrtune Hunter ♠♦♣♥
Join date: 22 Jun 2006
Posts: 2,715
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03-12-2008 09:22
You could mount it on your wall and when you press a button it starts singing...
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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03-12-2008 09:32
New Product Press Release: Xcite introduces the new "Penis Plow" Put the fun back into farming. Now I've heard of dirty but that's taking the biscuit ... _____________________
To exchange power is sublime. To steal from another ... well, what goes around comes around.
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