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Transferring a non-transferrable Penis

Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
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03-12-2008 09:36
From: Bree Giffen
You could mount it on your wall and when you press a button it starts singing...


LOL

Instead of Billy Bass

Trout Jr.
Oryx Tempel
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03-12-2008 09:41

*sigh*

Ah, for the days of big hair. Now it's such a pain to straighten it...
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
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03-12-2008 09:46
From: Bree Giffen
You could mount it on your wall and when you press a button it starts singing...
/me just wants to point out that this would be very easy to script. Could make it move and rez a little mic for it too if you wanted ...

Anybody have a cover of "Detachable Penis" uploaded?
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Fand Aeon
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03-12-2008 09:49
No Nika...but there is an old song by Dr. Hook..."You make my pants want to get up and Dance".
Isabeau Imako
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03-12-2008 10:03
http://youtube.com/watch?v=32JpzJ5OLZo&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ&feature=related
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From: Macphisto Angelus
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Tarina Sewell
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03-12-2008 10:05
for sale one slightly used penis. best offer. needs loving home with plenty of room to run. feed daily and water when thirsty.

Im sorry the original post makes me giggle
Oryx Tempel
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03-12-2008 10:07
From: Tarina Sewell
for sale one slightly used penis. best offer. needs loving home with plenty of room to run. feed daily and water when thirsty.

Im sorry the original post makes me giggle

Needs HIGH fence! Bad with kids, loves cats.
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Trout Recreant
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03-12-2008 10:38
From: Oryx Tempel
Needs HIGH fence! Bad with kids, loves cats.


Likes to dig and bury his bone. Slobbers.
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Lindal Kidd
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03-12-2008 10:42
From: Trout Recreant
Likes to dig and bury his bone. Slobbers.


You rat! People all over the office are staring in the direction of my cubicle, wondering if that shriek was because I saw a cockroach or something.

You better wear your chute when we go flying tonight. I'm just sayin'.
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Lindal Kidd
Lindal Kidd
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03-12-2008 10:46


Argh! All these YouTube links have got my curiosity up...and I don't dare open any of them here at the office, especially given the thread topic... :eek:
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Lindal Kidd
Trout Recreant
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03-12-2008 10:49
From: Lindal Kidd
You rat! People all over the office are staring in the direction of my cubicle, wondering if that shriek was because I saw a cockroach or something.

You better wear your chute when we go flying tonight. I'm just sayin'.


I never take it off. Be prepared. That's my motto. That and "Watch out for that tree!"

*hums, Trout, Trout, Trout of the Jungle...*
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Isabeau Imako
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03-12-2008 10:49
1st one's a dancing/singing 'Jr'.
2nd one's a Monty Python song.
Don't open at work...
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Aebleskiver Thibedeau
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03-12-2008 10:59
I *knew* you guys were up for this topic!

Just an update: I did get hold of the merchant, and he/she/it wants to see me and my friend in person to assess whether I could possibly be telling the truth.

It just gets better and better...
Trout Recreant
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03-12-2008 11:04
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau
I *knew* you guys were up for this topic!

Just an update: I did get hold of the merchant, and he/she/it wants to see me and my friend in person to assess whether I could possibly be telling the truth.

It just gets better and better...


They want to see you in person? What are they looking for? Body Language? Don't wear your "shifty eyes" AO. They'll see right through that. Maybe they want to give you a SLie Detector test.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

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Derbor Torok
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03-12-2008 11:42
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau
I *knew* you guys were up for this topic!

Just an update: I did get hold of the merchant, and he/she/it wants to see me and my friend in person to assess whether I could possibly be telling the truth.

It just gets better and better...



If he rezzes three poseballs.. run!

:)

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Aebleskiver Thibedeau
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03-12-2008 11:43
From: Trout Recreant
They want to see you in person?


Yes!---and she did. But she replaced the penis with an upgraded model and gave that to my friend instead of the one he bought.

She was very nice however, and my friend has a happy ending.

And I haven't laughed so much in months....

What a rush! I love SL!
Deira Llanfair
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03-12-2008 11:44
From: Cherry Czervik
Don't ever be tempted to buy the new more visible one for girls ... it's quite quite scary and disgusting ... sorry Javier but it really is ...


Thank you Cherry, I'll remember that piece of advice.
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Colette Meiji
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03-12-2008 11:45
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Yes!---and she did. But she replaced the penis with an upgraded model and gave that to my friend instead of the one he bought.

She was very nice however, and my friend has a happy ending.


Scandalous




:p
Derbor Torok
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03-12-2008 11:47
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau


... and my friend has a happy ending.



Bites tongue... argh... what the hell

I bet he did...!

:D

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Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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03-12-2008 11:47
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Yes!---and she did. But she replaced the penis with an upgraded model and gave that to my friend instead of the one he bought.

She was very nice however, and my friend has a happy ending.

And I haven't laughed so much in months....

What a rush! I love SL!


Did you just say "happy ending"?
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Rebecca Proudhon
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03-12-2008 11:48
From: FD Spark

Nothing sucks more then losing your penis at a party.


Losing a clit or a ass can be embarrasing too. Usually it would be because of sacrificing an ass for some other attachment, then being unable to find it in inventory.

Stream of consciousness......Sacrificing an ass has been a religious preoccupation......

On a whim, googling the phrase "sacrificing an ass" brings up some gems, such as from Ancient Vedic Law Code literature:


"An avakirniprayascitta , i.e., penance for a student who has broken his vow of chastity--the most reprehensible act in a brahmacarin--is described

--sacrificing an ass, putting on a skin, proclaiming his deed, etc....."

I didn't know they had such Second life inventory/skin issues in ancient India. Who knew?
Amaranthim Talon
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03-12-2008 11:52
From: Rebecca Proudhon
- I didn't know they had such Second life inventory/skin issues in ancient India. Who knew?



Thanks - Absolutely the best!
Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
03-12-2008 11:57
From: Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Yes!---and she did. But she replaced the penis with an upgraded model and gave that to my friend instead of the one he bought.

She was very nice however, and my friend has a happy ending.



I'm delighted to hear that. Celebration in 9 month's time?
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Deira :)
Must create animations for head-desk and palm-face!.
Deira Llanfair
Deira to rhyme with Myra
Join date: 16 Oct 2006
Posts: 2,315
03-12-2008 12:01
From: Trout Recreant
I never take it off. Be prepared. That's my motto. That and "Watch out for that tree!"

*hums, Trout, Trout, Trout of the Jungle...*


Wrong song Trout - you need this one:

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/beprepar.htm
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Graphicguru Gustav
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03-12-2008 12:24
From: Aminom Marvin

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
WOW Marvin, did it show up THERE along with your hair and shoes?
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