I came here for help. I'm a sionChicken addict, and admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
I have 75. And they are so damn cute (shh don't tell my guy friends I said that).
I know it's making Sion rich to buy food for the lil monsters.
I know most of what they really eat are prims on my land, making me buy more.
I know I've spent hours building coops for breeding with egg catchers, coops that keep roosters apart, food dispensers, chat relays so I don't have to babysit them, breeding/color conversion charts, etc.
I know Sion is greedy as hell not only for the food to keep them alive, but also for changing the commission vendors to giving 0% for promoting his products. Interesting business/marketing plan. By interesting I mean it isn't smart.
I know they lag sims, altho v11 is better. I manage 50 sims and can tell you before the update the sim lag was horrendous. We got complaint after complaint.
I know the sounds drive me batty, altho muting sounds did fix that.. heh
These lil bast**** better start laying more colorful eggs soon so I can sell them for more.
So yes, I'm addicted to these stupid, laggy, scammy, adorable chickens. Please help.
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DJQuad Radio
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07-22-2009 16:39
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Chris Norse
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07-22-2009 16:42
Chicken should be fried or served in dumplings.
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Smith Peel
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07-22-2009 16:45
Have you considered switching to Bloodlines?
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Ceka Cianci
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07-22-2009 16:48
i saw this same post on xstreet.. /me wonders if there is an advertising addiction that comes with chicken raising also
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DJQuad Radio
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07-22-2009 16:50
Have you considered switching to Bloodlines? HELL NO I already banned that from our sims. lol |
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DJQuad Radio
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07-22-2009 16:51
i saw this same post on xstreet.. /me wonders if there is an advertising addiction that comes with chicken raising also What am I advertising? heh |
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Ceka Cianci
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07-22-2009 17:14
What am I advertising? heh it was a joke..you know? example: I will create a program that is so addictive and with constant cost that my customers will feel the need to talk about how much it drives them crazy...In turn drawing more to me until one day Pinky ! We rule the world!!! LOL _____________________
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Destiny Niles
Registered User
Join date: 23 Aug 2006
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07-22-2009 17:15
lol, I just got my first pair yesterday. When do I get the secret handshake?
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Ceka Cianci
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07-22-2009 17:20
are they really fun? or are they more a pain in the butt? i mean if i go away for a month am i gonna come back with chickens all over the place?
or will they all be dead? and can't we make our own food if it is prims? _____________________
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
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07-22-2009 17:20
...until one day Pinky ! We rule the world!!! LOL I LOL'd. Taking over the world via addictive virtual chickens... I don't know what to say but I gotta give somebody props. _____________________
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Smith Peel
Smif v2.0
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07-22-2009 17:22
Barbeque at DJQuad's tonight. Problem solved.
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Ceka Cianci
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07-22-2009 17:30
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Ceka Cianci
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07-22-2009 17:36
lol, I just got my first pair yesterday. When do I get the secret handshake? You will know when it happens  .  _____________________
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Elric Anatine
Full Lunar Alchemist
Join date: 27 Feb 2007
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07-22-2009 17:56
are they really fun? or are they more a pain in the butt? i mean if i go away for a month am i gonna come back with chickens all over the place? or will they all be dead? and can't we make our own food if it is prims? /me chuckles. Perhaps this is how the rubber chicken is born. _____________________
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Novis Dyrssen
Girl Geek
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07-22-2009 23:16
HELL NO I already banned that from our sims. What if they wear fluff?  _____________________
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Virrginia Tombola
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07-23-2009 00:02
I think I like chickens better than pushy vampires.
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Melita Magic
On my own terms.
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07-23-2009 00:11
They sound like Tamagotchi. I had one of those a day or two before I let it die.
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Maggie McArdle
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07-23-2009 00:35
Little Ben was shocked to discover that Mommy's new chicken friends were not foodz.
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Chris Norse
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07-23-2009 03:21
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Lance Corrimal
I don't do stupid.
Join date: 9 Jun 2006
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07-23-2009 03:35
Did he write "sion chickens lag down a sim"?
and don't those little bastards breed? and you have to buy more and more chicken food, and you have the _chance_ that they lay eggs that you can sell... ... sounds like a pyramid scheme to me, coupled with "abuse of grid ressources". |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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07-23-2009 03:48
I came here for help. I'm a sionChicken addict, and admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. I have 75. And they are so damn cute (shh don't tell my guy friends I said that). So yes, I'm addicted to these stupid, laggy, scammy, adorable chickens. Please help. I thought you typed you ARE 75! I wondered what age had to do with it and pondered dementia. Is SionChicken a church group? Like ZionChicken? Confused. _____________________
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Melita Magic
On my own terms.
Join date: 5 Jun 2008
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07-23-2009 03:50
Did he write "sion chickens lag down a sim"? and don't those little bastards breed? and you have to buy more and more chicken food, and you have the _chance_ that they lay eggs that you can sell... Random reward, Vegas was based upon it. _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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07-23-2009 04:16
I was given one recently- no way i am letting that thing out of inventory! I hate RL chickens, and now this???- it is a conspiracy I tell you!!
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Maximillian Desoto
Max's Landfall Bar & Dock
Join date: 26 Apr 2006
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07-23-2009 04:58
I came here for help. I'm a sionChicken addict, Into how many different forums are you spamming this same message? |
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
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07-23-2009 06:47
WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?????
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