Dear, don't you have some dishes to be washing? *snap snap snap*
I wouldn't have to if we had money to fix the damn dishwasher. Get your ass off the recliner and get a job. *snap snap snap*
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
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10-21-2004 14:31
I wouldn't have to if we had money to fix the damn dishwasher. Get your ass off the recliner and get a job. *snap snap snap* _____________________
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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10-21-2004 14:33
Dare I say it........use me  WHOOHOO! *scrambles for the dental floss* _____________________
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Paris Cellardoor
Jefa del Cartel
Join date: 28 Dec 2003
Posts: 867
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10-21-2004 14:34
ROFL...I am at work atm and I am laughing my ass off. My boss is staring at me like I am crazy. You peeps are great.
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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10-21-2004 14:38
Are you saying women should be able to insult men, but men shouldn't say anything back? God, I'd like to live in a world where I could insult people as much as I wanted, and if they said anything back, they'd get attacked. If the thread is tongue-in-cheek, and I'm pretty sure it is, then my reply is too.  Huns, when women of the female species gather in clusters their, shall we say, cycles become in sync with one another. When a man inadvertantly speaks his mind those very clusters can become maniacal hoards that can and will inflict damage in the most delicate of regions. The act in and of itself is one of the most terrifying acts that any man could possibly witness much less take part in. In the name of your manhood please turn back on this suicidal course....not that we mind you taking one for the team but the team knows they won't be satisfied with just one and we don't want to pay for your sins. |
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Lorelei Patel
was here
Join date: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,940
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10-21-2004 14:45
Nope...not fallin for that one....I bet more than a few would chase me and the last thing I want the world to see is a bunch of women standing over a weeping man handing over his manhood in a box....nope not gonna do it. PLEASE STOP TO SELL MANHOOD IN BOXES! |
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Donovan Galatea
Cowboy Metaphysicist
Join date: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 205
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10-21-2004 14:57
Ban me and you've banned the equivalent of 10,000 good men. Will that be enough? I'll make the sacrifice...for the sake of manhood.
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Lash Xevious
Gooberly
Join date: 8 May 2004
Posts: 1,348
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10-21-2004 15:01
PLEASE STOP TO SELL MANHOOD IN BOXES!  But aren't they supposed to ... nvm.Disclaimer: I'm not quite right today. I should be hermitting, talking to the walls ... _____________________
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Talen Morgan
Amused
Join date: 2 Apr 2004
Posts: 3,097
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10-21-2004 15:04
But aren't they supposed to ... nvm.Disclaimer: I'm not quite right today. I should be hermitting, talking to the walls ... Talk to me....my last girlfriend said I was just like talking to a wall  |
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Huns Valen
Don't PM me here.
Join date: 3 May 2003
Posts: 2,749
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10-21-2004 16:17
Huns, when women of the female species gather in clusters their, shall we say, cycles become in sync with one another. When a man inadvertantly speaks his mind those very clusters can become maniacal hoards that can and will inflict damage in the most delicate of regions. Hasn't happened yet! _____________________
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Malachi Petunia
Gentle Miscreant
Join date: 21 Sep 2003
Posts: 3,414
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10-21-2004 16:33
For a good time, invite these chicks to your next (i.e. last) cocktail party.
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Donovan Galatea
Cowboy Metaphysicist
Join date: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 205
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10-21-2004 17:18
Heh, Malachi:
Maenads [MEE-nads] were female worshippers of Dionysus, the Greek god of mystery, wine and intoxication. The word literally translates as "raving ones". They were known as wild, insane women who could not be reasoned with. The mysteries of Dionysus inspired the women to ecstatic frenzy; they indulged in copious amounts of violence, bloodletting, sex and self-intoxication and mutilation. Heh, I've met them all.  _____________________
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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10-21-2004 17:41
I need an invite to that party!
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Darko Cellardoor
Cannabinoid Addict
Join date: 10 Nov 2003
Posts: 1,307
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10-21-2004 18:22
I used to be a man. Actually part of me is still male but not for long! Just waiting for the slipped on isle 5 grocery store settlement. *winks
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Djiket Nyak
Join date: 30 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
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10-21-2004 18:25
Just as much... Women have their own place. And you can't discriminate all men when not all of us are asses.
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Juro Kothari
Like a dog on a bone
Join date: 4 Sep 2003
Posts: 4,418
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10-21-2004 18:32
And from my experience, not all asses are created equal.
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
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10-21-2004 18:36
Wow Im soooo out of touch.
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Siggy Romulus
DILLIGAF
Join date: 22 Sep 2003
Posts: 5,711
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10-21-2004 18:41
I have some thoughts on the subject of 'real men',
But a lot of the thinking points and hypocracies were stated so very well by Joe Jackson in the 80s... Real Men. Take your mind back - I don’t know when Sometime when it always seemed To be just us and them Girls that wore pink And boys that wore blue Boys that always grew up better men Than me and you What’s a man now? What’s a man mean? Is he rough or is he rugged? Is he cultural and clean? Now it’s all changed - it’s got to change more ’cause we think it’s getting better But nobody’s really sure And so it goes - go round again But now and then we wonder who the real men are See the nice boys - dancing in pairs Golden earring, golden tan Blow-wave in the hair Sure they’re all straight - straight as a line All the gays are macho Can’t you see their leather shine? You don’t want to sound dumb - don’t want to offend So don’t call me a faggot Not unless you are a friend Then if you’re tall and handsome and strong You can wear the uniform and I could play along And so it goes - go round again But now and then we wonder who the real men are Time to get scared - time to change plan Don’t know how to treat a lady Don’t know how to be a man Time to admit - what you call defeat ’cause there’s women running past you now And you just drag your feet Man makes a gun - man goes to war Man can kill and man can drink And man can take a whore Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds And if there’s war between the sexes Then there’ll be no people left And so it goes - go round again But now and then we wonder who the real men are _____________________
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lilone Sandgrain
unconventially lil' me
Join date: 21 Mar 2004
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10-21-2004 19:44
*snip*... Sorry... Ace here, and I was reading the forums under lilone's login
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lilone Sandgrain
unconventially lil' me
Join date: 21 Mar 2004
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10-21-2004 20:03
*snip*
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Ace Cassidy
Resident Bohemian
Join date: 5 Apr 2004
Posts: 1,228
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10-21-2004 20:06
Here's what I wanted to post...
I used to be a man. Actually part of me is still male but not for long! Just waiting for the slipped on isle 5 grocery store settlement. *winks I am woman hear me roar! Hit me up after the operation, Darko... The women here make me very, very nervous - Ace _____________________
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Lecktor Hannibal
YOUR MOM
Join date: 1 Jul 2004
Posts: 6,734
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10-21-2004 20:12
WhooHaaa !!! Yay I endorse this message !!
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Merwan Marker
Booring...
Join date: 28 Jan 2004
Posts: 4,706
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10-21-2004 21:47
Here's what I wanted to post... Hit me up after the operation, Darko... The women here make me very, very nervous - Ace ROFLOL!! _____________________
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Roseann Flora
/wrist
Join date: 7 Feb 2004
Posts: 1,058
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10-21-2004 23:18
I like men. I have some really good friends here in SL that are men; in fact most of my good friends in sl and rl are men. Not all men are jerks, really.
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Hiro Pendragon
bye bye f0rums!
Join date: 22 Jan 2004
Posts: 5,905
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10-21-2004 23:22
I like men. I have some really good friends here in SL that are men; in fact most of my good friends in sl and rl are men. Not all men are jerks, really. The thread was a joke. _____________________
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Kris Ritter
paradoxical embolism
Join date: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 6,627
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10-22-2004 00:59
The thread was a joke. Frankly, most of the threads here are a joke! |