SecondLife Felons

Greetings All,

I have just returned from time served in the SL joint. Who else has served time? Lay it on me brothers and sistahs!!! Fight the man!!

Here's my prison stints:

Dear Wall Street,

From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is determined after careful review to have violated either the Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service. In this case we have found your recent posts violated the Community Standards sections regarding Harassment, Verbal Abuse which has been pasted below for your reference.

Violation
Harassment, Verbal Abuse
Communicating with another Resident using offensively coarse, intimidating or threatening language, or in any other manner that is unwanted or likely to cause annoyance or alarm is a violation of Second Life’s Community Standards.

The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning possible.

Discipline
You have been suspended from the forums for three (3) days and will not be able to post until Thursday, January 27, 2005.

While we understand that some violations of the Community Standards may be unintentional or inadvertent, every Second Life Resident is responsible for ensuring that their actions do not disrupt the lives of their fellow Residents. While first offenders will generally receive a simple warning, violations of Community Standards and/or Terms of Service may result in temporary suspension from the community. Repeated violations will result in permanent banning.

Dear Wall Street,

Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question occurred
on January 3, 2005 in the region of Newcomb(Sandbox).

Violation: Community Standards: Indecency, Global Standards

All global features including, but not limited to group
names, group charters, group icons and resident profiles,
must adhere to the community standards that are defined for
a PG sim.

The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning possible.

Discipline

While we understand that some violations of the Community Standards may be
unintentional or inadvertent, every Second Life Resident is responsible for
ensuring that their actions do not disrupt the lives of their fellow
Residents. While first offenders will generally receive a simple warning,
violations of Community Standards and/or Terms of Service may result in
temporary suspension from the community. Repeated violations will result
in permanent banning.

Dear Wall Street,

Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question occurred
on December 2, 2004 in the region of Davvi.

Violation: Community Standards: Assault, Scripted Objects

Creating scripted objects which in any way singularly or
persistently target another Resident in a way objectionable
to the targeted Resident in a Safe Area or scripting object
that prevent other Residents from entering or participating
in damage-enabled areas.

The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning possible.

Discipline

While we understand that some violations of the Community Standards may be
unintentional or inadvertent, every Second Life Resident is responsible for
ensuring that their actions do not disrupt the lives of their fellow
Residents. While first offenders will generally receive a simple warning,
violations of Community Standards and/or Terms of Service may result in
temporary suspension from the community. Repeated violations will result
in permanent banning.

Would anyone be interested in joining a "SecondLife Felons Club"?

No, but I will volunteer to run Ol' Sparky.

Why am I not suprised..

And your proud of this? I would be embarassed and ashamed that i could not act like an adult and control myself.

I'm not proud... but what can I say? I'm a hardened criminal.

LL needs to develop some sort of rehabilitation program.

they have. Its called teen grid.

I'm a mean ol' conservative. Criminals should be punished, not rehabilitated.

Obviously, the system has failed, you havn't been punished well enough.

So do you have to report to a parole officer and submit urine samples for drug testing every week now?

Even worse. My avatar has to wear a homing device on his ankle

(edited)

If I were LL, I would have homing shock collars on felons.

i dont know what i was thinking.. its clear to me now that you did.. otherwise why would you continue to go back =)

hey now, house...er.. parcel arrest... that might be a good punishment for some ppl. AVs without homes will be confined to baku.

Actually I would be totally in favor of some kind of manditory visual marking for the recently convicted. Maybe a bit of text near your name (like "On Parole" that will go away after a few weeks of good behavoir. That way if someone is a troublemaker we can see them coming a mile away and prepare/protect ourselves accordingly.

Would that make you feel BAD enough Wall?

How about a big scarlet "G" for griefers, "T" for forum trolls, etc...

edited to add: And dont forget a scarlet "A" for asshats

LOL!!!! Medieval and Brutal!

OR, they could make it so the only clothing the ex-con can wear is a safety orange jumpsuit with "SL Dept Corrections" written on the back.

Let's request it!

I prefer the old style black and white horizontal stripes

With a ball chain.

But then I would want to see the Lindens dressed as keystone cops.

Don't forget the cat o' nine tails.

Doesn't Haney already dress like a keystone cop?

billy -- when did you get a foot fetish?

(Complete hijack of this thread, and my apologies.)

Dude my rap sheet is five times that long! You are now officially my prison bitch since I was clearly serving time in the joint before you. Now put the lipstick on and call me Papi biatch!