RL people you hate

Next time don't read with the book in your crotch!

Sandwich Artist? Words fail

I hate people that say they hate people. Oh, wait...

Noooooooo too much hate! haha

Oh! How good I forget the idiot bothers from Oasis? I revile their smarmy bullshit. Especially Noel. *Bigger than the Beatles* my ass. Apologies in advance to any fans of theirs and yes I know about the Knebworth attendance, but where are they now?

Kind of hard for me to answer to just a *specific* person.

But in general:

I hate racists and bigoted people.
I hate people who are narrow minded and inflexible enough to stop and think that there are other ways of going about something.
I hate people who takes advantage of people and takes and takes but never gives back.
I hate inconsiderate people.
I hate overly rude people.
I hate people who forces other people to do things.
I hate people who play mind games.

I think that covers about it, more or less...

But I dont want to concentrate on the people I hate. I want to concentrate on the people I like and love and admire instead. Why put in so much in anger that drains onself when there are much better things to do (oh, unless its fun to do a little creative outlet using anger)

So, you hate the forums then, basically?

But still you come. Morbid curiosity, huh?

Tis a humanly weakness of myne

George W. Bush..Britney Spears...Jessica and her lil lip syncing sister...most boy bands.. lol Barney...Tele tubbies...my ex boyfriends ROFL and most of my two faced friends

Oh, and I love you even though you spelled Britney's name wrong. (Yes, it's Britney, not Brittany!)

Further, 'cause I'm an angry, hate & java fueled monkey:

1. Jared from Subway: Transformed from 'Super Fat Ass' to a simple mayonaise dorkling, yet rakes in millions from an ad campaign we all got over 4 years ago.

2. Paul Tuttle jr. (Senior rawks): Can one man harness such a limitless supply of ego? The mind boggles as he goes into one of his voiceover monologues of how he is an artist, and how no one knows how hard it is to do what he does. Tell that to Indian Larry...whoops...to late. RIP, dude.

3. The entire cast of "American Casino": Further proves the lack of depth and substance in the gaming/hospitality industry. Jeez, just the episode where the staff and the GM all had to get together to pick hot chicks to work a party put me in a fit of the creepys.

3. Fox & Friends: in particular that Edy Hill chick, gawd...shut up already.

4. CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox News: Just tell the damn news, I don't need you to spin it. Stupid people made their own political decisions long before there was even television.

5. My Neighbor: Quit staring when I walk out my door, quit hanging out in the parking lot with your 10 construction worker/drinking buddies, and for gawd's sake, Nelly's "Number One" came out like 3 years ago...get over it and quit blasting it at 2 a.m.

6. Tucker Carlson: Bow-tie dork. Tried to use his self-perceived intellect on Jon Stewart, and was verbally raped on his own show.

7. Muslim Extremists: Islam is a fine religon, quit perverting it, you buttholes. No god wants 16 year old girls to blow up other children.

8. Sci-Fi network: You killed Farscape, then gave us a friggin' four hour miniseries as a 'Sorry, our bad' gesture. Bastages!

9. Fox (again): You killed Firefly...never even gave it a chance. Instead you replaced it with that damn Fast & the Furious-clone with Bill Belemy....that bombed as well.

10. People who keep pitbulls for fighting: I hope your hell is run by pit bulls that beat you and cut your ears off and starve you...I hate you! hate you! hate you!

11. Pimps and people who idolize them: One groups lives off of the suffering and misfortune of others, the other group elevates them to the level of near folk-hero.

12. George Lucas (not really): Solo shot first, damnit.

13. The creators of 'The Biggest Looser': Sure, make a show where you have fat people compete at loosing the most weight, then kick off the ones who lost the least...every past contestant's suicide is on your heads.

14. That guy at the service station near my house: Quit taking my I.D. for 3 minutes to check my age (as you do every morning), and learn the difference between Camel & Marlboro already, you semi-literate assclown.

15. Sean Hannity & Alan Combs: One is a vapid, self absorbed, direct propaganda pipeline to the Republican party. The other is an alien looking, cookie cutter Liberal.

16. Ben Affleck: I still hate him, so pompous he should have been a Baldwin.

17. The 'Girls Gone Wild' guy: Bad enough he made a name for himself off of the drunkin stupidity of 17 year old co-eds. Now, he is worth many, many millions and feels he can act in his own infomercials.

18. Scott Peterson: If you did it, I hope your incarceration brings the concept of prison rape to a whole new level.

19. That cop who gave me a ticket on Christmas Eve for going 7 miles over a posted speed limit. There'll be coal in your stocking every year from now on for that one dude, Santa told me so.

20. NASA: $4000 dollar toilet seats, yet you still have a shuttle blow up. All you guys do is throw more satellites and space junk up there to clog up Earth's close orbit, all for profit from private companies or for nefarious government reasons...I wanna fly in space, you spend my tax money, gimme a seat (on your newest shuttle).

As a resident of S. Florida, I'd like to speak on behalf of the Insects & particularly the Mutant Human Sized Insects. They ARE Kewl. When I first moved here, I struck up a bargain with them. They stay out of my house and I feed them all the tourists I can lure to the local Holiday Inn. They have never broken that bargain and serve well in keeping traffic at a minimum by thinning out the tourist population.

Just because they are critters of "SIZE" does not mean you should hate them.

Oh the other hand - I do agree with you about humans.

Any politician.

Enough said.

Anyone who thinks "Adaptation" was a good movie.

My soul still hurts from sitting through it. I had to go home and watch "The Matrix" to flush it out of my system.

Even now it's starting to hurt just remembering it...

*sits in the corner crying*

You're my kind of woman!

Agreed.

I hate Talen ... he has a sticky keyboard. That's just so wrong.

You made me have a sticky keyboard ...it are sad.....Now can I be you towering inferno?

Thanks, Einsman and Olympia

Selador (local politician)

o.O

You're a local politician in SE England?

Uh. I prolly hate you by default too. Sorry.

And I quite liked you up til now, too.

Awwww ... I feel so flattered Thats a really sweet comment. Now how can I hate this type of person???



I guess you must hate me then, I did enjoy watching Adaptation, I also enjoyed watching Being John malkovich even if the story line wasnt linear. I suppose I love alternative type of movies like Pleasantville, Life is beatiful, Eternal Sunshine and the spotless mind and Big Fish ... I could sit through matrix no problem, but its definitely not my favourite.

Taaalen, I are saving myselves. Besides, I have the mark of the beast. 666. You really want to be my towering inferno?! And is it mod-copy?

I like having multiple ... copies.

Where? Can I see it, and does it involve mooning?

don't be saving yourselves.

Yes I do want to be your towwwwwering inferno of penisy pleasure

My towering inferno is mod/copy but NO TRANSFER because I don't want to be used up and sold at a flea market at cut rate prices where somebody like Devlin might buy me and do nasty things to me.

I have the mark of the purple penis which negates the mark of the beast...oh wait you haven't seen that episode yet ....

I hate stupid weak people.

This includes a friend of mine that I've known since childhood and haven't managed to run screaming from yet because I'm best friends with her boyfriend now too. You have to keep her from blindly walking across a busy street to see something shiny on the other side. She complains about having no money, but quits jobs that are too greasy (she's an apprentice chef). She keeps starting sentences with 'When duncan proposes' and has the entire wedding planned, including putting her 3 curvy brides maids in slinky, skin-tight tube dresses. He hasn't proposed yet, she says it's because he wants to wait till he can afford a real diamond, the rest of us think he's scared shitless. She loves Duncan, has done all sorts of crazy sexual things in the past, but won't do a single interesting thing with him. (Yes, they've been together for two years and poor Duncan has yet to get head, How do I know? She describes each and every sexual experience in graphic detail to all friends and strangers) Oh, and she's decided to start stripping for extra money, even though Duncan has told her how much it bothers him. And it's not stripping, that would be dirty, it's 'burlesque', and heaven forbid if you don't agree.

This woman has also said such comforting gems to her friends as 'Oh, don't worry about that guy bothering you again, he told me fat girls are good enough to kiss or fuck, but not to date', 'I told that guy you have a crush on how upset you were that he kissed someone else', 'The psychic on the street told me I'd be pregnant in 6 months, Duncan, you're going to be a daddy!', 'I think I'm pregnant, my period isn't due for another 3 weeks and I've been taking my birth control properly, but I -feel- pregnant' and 'Not having sex wouldn't keep the (fortold) pregnancy from happening, because it's fate'.

I can't wait for Duncan to dump her ass so I can stop tolerating her.

*looks at the above list*

Anyone know the number for a good hit man?