RL people you hate

Kris, go to sleep you silly Brit! *hugs and puts you to bed, tucking in the covers so tight you can't sneak back out*

4. Trinity. She makes me go to bed *cry*

(luff ya reelly)

I can honestly say I don't hate anyone...but there are those I pity.

Hate is a very strong word. It kinda implies that you wish them dead. I have always felt that your enemies really don't deserve to die. Its much more fun to persecute them for decades, making their lives miserable until they die of alcohol poisioning in their squalid, urine smelling van down by the river. And now, the list of those who I strongly dislike, and hope they die miserable (in no particular order):

1. All 19 of the 9/11 hijackers (Yes, they are already dead. I hope they have good seats in Hell.)
2. George W Bush
3. Zell Miller
4. Ann Coulter
5. The guy who "green lighted" the first "reality" program
6. The inventor of "lol"
7. Whoever decided to make cartoons "educational"
8. The first person to add the suffix "gate" to anything that was scandalous
9. The inventor of Dr. Pepper
10. Rush Limbaugh
11. People who put toilet paper on the spindle the "round the back and under way" instead of the "over the front and top way"
12. The fatass who renegotiates their order at the drive-thru when they get to the window
13. Unhygenic guys who frequent computer shows. They can look at a processor and figure out when and where it was manufactured, yet they can't work a bar of soap.
14. The first kid who wore oversized pants hanging off their butt.
15. Everyone who can't speak 30 seconds without saying "ya know what I'm sayin".

Few minor rebuttals:

Alanis Morissette - Not every song! Her early stuff was way different. Not good, but not screechy and stuff. And probably not outside Canada!

Dallas Cowboys - Debbie Does Dallas. 'nuff said!

Mutant Human Sized Insects - I wanna make a hyooooooge anthro snuggly bugbug av, just for you!

Who do I hate?

Billy Ray Cyrus. You know why.

Whatshisnuts - for the Macarena.

End.

I can't stand ...

Paris Hilton - Trash. Dumb. C**t.

Dubya and his supporters - Which means I can't stand my whole family right now. But after the elections, I will make amends ... as I cackle in their faces and flip them the "Kerry Wins" bird.

My professors in Biochemistry and Biology - Shame on those two ho-bags. Flunking me just because I'm hotter than they'd ever dream to be. And shame on them for lusting after my male classmates. Go and hump a beaker or something. I hope they're in jail now, bent over the shower rod. Or the shower rod bent in them.

Cristina Aguilera - I hate her for making herself so fugly and tacky. The voice is wasted on her.

Michael Jackson - I hate him for destroying his Billie Jean looks. And for being the questionably sick, pedo he might be.

Cardinal Sin and the Aquino family - For fucking up the Philippines. Marcos was framed. And Aquino's daughter is just a home-wrecking slut.

Angelina Jolie - For fueling my bisexual tendencies.

Orlando Bloom - For fueling my bisexual tendencies.

New Kids on the Block - Just when I think I've buried their hostile takeover of my pre-pubescent phase in life, they JUST KEEP COMING BACK. One by one. In every bloody show/movie. And don't get me started on that Mark Wahlberg, can't stand him and his snotty, ripped abs either.

The Lady at Lenscrafters - For giving my 12-year old self, the most fucking ugly glasses in the whole world. They were not only huge but made my eyes bigger than Pamela Anderson's tatas. You almost ruined my social life!

Siblings of Popstars - Hacks. Go away. Moochers all of you. And your brother/sister sucks buttholes too.

The Women on The View - SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'd rather listen to a flock of geese all day.

Madonna - What the hell happened to you?!

No carb chocolate makers - BLASPHEMERS! HOW DARE YOU RAPE THE SUCCULENT, DELICIOUSNESS OF CHOCOLATE! Go away. Far away. Where I sense no hair, nor hide of you. Because if I catch you, I will go "The Ring" on your no-carb ass.

Kobe Bryant - You ain't that great. And you're delusional to think you'll ever be as great or greater than Michael Jordan. Now pay up that hush money you promised me. Skanky booty freak.

Jennifer Aniston - You're so over-rated! Courtney/Monica is SOOOO much hotter than you. And I'll NEVER FORGIVE RACHEL for hooking up with Joey. That was sooo wrong. Ruined me. YOU RUINED ME!

Leonardo Di Caprio - Your head is too big. WTF? I thought you were cute.

Renee Zelleweger - Oooh, I hate you and your prissy pouty lips and that duck-waddle you call a walk. You were THE worst thing in Chicago. Skinny/fat I just can't stand you.

Yoko Ono - You ruined them.






Well ...That was fun.

I see it this way, would you prefer it wasn't there when you need it?

Teeny,

<<11. People who put toilet paper on the spindle the "round the back and under way" instead of the "over the front and top way">>

Yes, yes, yes!

Latonia,

<<Ah now you mention politicians, i loathe Tony Blaire and his revolting wife.>>

I think I agree with you.

I have only hated those I care about... and only then for a short period of time... and only then becaues they had hurt me in some way.

There are those I don't care about that I despise. Despising someone for me means that my stomach hurts when I think of the horrible things they do and I would probably volunteer to execute them if I could...

1 - Most recently I am despise the perps who are in and who film the beheadings.
2 - I despise people who harm and/or torture animals in any way shape or form.
3 - I despise anyone who sells women and girls/boys into slavery.

Luckily for me those are all that I despise today.

I hate Kris Ritter. No, wait. I love Kris Ritter. Hmm, what day is it anyway?

Torley,

Yes, there is much pretension surrounding atonal and dodecaphonic music. But the method was introduced with a purpose. Schoenberg felt that atonality had destroyed the forms that gave music its structure - you couldn't have an atonal sonata, for example, because sonata form depends on tonality. So the twelve-note method was introduced as a means of providing structure to atonal music.

Schoenberg never saw it as a sterile, mechanistic system, and IMO his twelve-note music is wonderful - emotional and communicative as music should be.

I do not quite understand the point you make about the strong emotions caused by musical radicalism. Yes, there is pain and suffering in the world, but IMV that doesn't mean we should close ourselves off from anything else. People often complain about, for example, being expected to donate to animal charities, when there is so much human suffering in the world. Well, I believe the world is large enough to accommodate both points of view.

Sorry if this posting is not too coherent, but I've just finished off a very large glass of absinthe, and I'm now off to bed.

Lash! Help me, I can't stop laughing. LOL

Barry Bonds - Juiced up. All about the numbers. Selfish bastard. Disease to the Giants.
Jim Gray - Every interview he does makes me want to punch him out
Jerry Buss - For dissing Phil Jackson & Shaq to please crybaby Kobe Bryant.

bwhahaha oh I concur.

Although with time, practice, and perseverance, you CAN successfully masturbate to The View if you have the volume turned down....

It was actually one of the less known and unpublished tasks of Hercules.

Siggy.

American Idol star Ryan Starr. Spoiled royal bitch with very little life experience but plenty of arrogance. I guarantee you her false sense of conviction is just her parroting her parents. * I am not a pop star, I am a rock n roll star* LMFAO!

Rush Limbaugh. Hypocrite, 'nuff said.

Dr. Phil. SHUT UP! Please SHUT UP!

Dr. Laura. OMG this woman is a scourge that needs to be stopped. She makes Dr. Phil look like Barney.

Dion Sanders. Overrated moron who thinks his farts smell like roses.

Michael Irvin and any other legally untouchable sports stars. OJ can rot in hell.

The 1970's Dallas Cowboys. You stole the '75 NFC Championship and you know it.

Anna Kournikova. Sickening. Win one major event Anna, I may change my mind, until then your just a self worshipping freakizoid.

Mike Dukakis. That guy really bugged me. Do me a favor Mike, NEVER smile again.

Most of the cast of most of the MTV Real World seasons. My ex watched it religiously, I wanted to puke most of the time. Puck rocks though, he was the most *REAL* of any of those losers. Pedro was awesome too, RIP.

Jay Leno. Backstabbed Dave. BAD! I would probably like him if not for that fact. Voice is pretty annoying though...

Tom Arnold. This guy needs to be institutionalized. I can't watch him for more than 30 seconds without feeling an overwhelming urge to throw the remote through the TV screen.
I swear he is more coked up than Rick James ever was!

Susan Estrich (sp.?). This woman's voice is the most fucking annoying sound I have ever heard in my life. I would rather listen to a 747 land in my yard. She sounds like she single handedly keeps RJ Reynolds in business!

Rita Cosby of Fox News. This woman annoys me to no end. She is not very knowledgeable and asks the most stupid and inappropriate questions.

Bud Selig. The WORST commisioner MLB has EVER seen. Not to mention he tried to contract the Twins. Idiot. When The nearly eternally LOSER Brewers have 2 World Series Championships in the past 17 years under their belt come talk to me. The Twins did it on a shoestring budget and they usually win the division. He also sold the people of Milwaukee on a very overbudget, rushed stadium (there was an accident that killed 3 men because of this rushing). I also don't like the fact his daughter owns the Brewers, talk about conflict of interest. (The commish can't own more than 20% of a team <BS I think> so he dumped it into his daughter's name, we all know who runs the club though...)

The Green Bay Packers. Great team, great legacy, still can't stand 'em. I am probably jealous but I don't care, Favre makes me ill. I bleed Purple, so I have to despise our neighbor's team to the east. Great people though, and I mean that.

Norm Greene. Moved the MN North Stars to Dallas. Fucker. MN without a pro hockey team is like a chocalate sundae with no chocolate. The US Hockey Hall of Fame is here, the Gophers win consistently, and the team that beat the Russians in 1980 had several Gophers players on it. Thankfully we have the Wild now, but I still miss the North Stars dearly. Norm Greene bite me!

Sean Salisbury. Loser. Worst QB the Vikings ever had. Even worse as a sports reporter/analyst. He talks like his tongue is a feather pillow.

Mosquitoes. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Smelly people. Just gross. Take a bath or shower piggies.

Tailgating drivers. Absolute morons. Self important bastards. It's only made worse when I see they have kids in the vehicle. Whatever happened to the 2 second rule?

Those guys with huge, loudass pick up trucks who think they own the road. Goatee, baseball hat on backwards, wad of chew in their mouth, NO FEAR stickers on the window. The piss on Ford, or Piss on Chevy stickers are annoying as hell too. These idiots live in the city, why do they need a 10 mpg truck with tires the size of tractor tires? They are so loud they rattle dishes and pictures in my house. Hate that. They must have small penises.

Boy Bands. Hopefully not necessary to explain why.

Pop Star du jour. Gah! They make me retch. Justin, Ricky, Britney, Cristina, Mariah, Whitney, Celine, et al!

Political party parrots. They don't know much, but they sure know how to spew out the rhetoric they hear from their idols.

Hollywood Stars who try to push a political agenda (in the wrong venue(s)). Of course I am fine with them having their own views, just shut up about it when your on a talk show. It's not the proper venue and is highjacking of the worst order. People who fall into this category include; Ted Nugent, Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Susan Sarandon, etc, etc.

While I am on stars, stars who get mad about being followed in public by paparazzi. I mean I can understand getting annoyed, but when they start hitting and/or threatening people, it's gone too far.

Whiner, washed up child stars. Cry me a fucking river. At least YOU got the chance.

All Televangelists. Hypocrites who will hopefully rot in Hell if there is such a place.

Louis Farakhan. This guy is delusional. I once listened to him explain why the number of steps on the Lincoln Memorial is racist, whatever.

Ok I'm changin my answer.

I hate LASH.....fucknut keeps making me spit things at my puter screen....almost daily

This was a classic article by the class Luke Chable in electronic prog music history which pointed the way towards a brighter future:

http://www.residentadvisor.net/column_view.asp?id=63

I especially like this quote:

Progressive, like trance, is a name given to anything remotely similar to either genre. The truth is, the records that were half arsed pieces of regurgitated shite were given this name. Everything we had heard before, literally was being put out again, and again, and again. This my friends is the 'Prog' that is dead. It's stale, boring and useless. I don't even call it prog, i call it 'Bog Prog'. My good friends James Holden and Gwill Morris (Gill Norris) also have a name for it.. 'Honk Prog'.

So yeah... down wit' ya... honkproggers... BOOYEAH!!!

I ran into this stuff years ago when I was training to be a schoolteacher. (I no longer teach, btw) For one thing, there was the inflated language- "educator" or "facilitator" was used instead of "teacher."
Reading, Writing and Spelling were "Language Arts". One didn't "learn" something- they "developed aquisition skills". To become, I might add, "Lifelong learners".
What really floored me was when they (the teacher training program- real teachers were much more down to earth) thew the latest teaching fads and trends at us without objectivly explaining what they were and why they worked (assuming they worked at all). Stuff like "[fill in the blank] method is considered by professional educators to be more of a philosophy encompassing a dynamac paramater of..." Yeah, sure. What kind of blockhead talks like that?

Sort of like "Waste Management Technician* huh?

It makes me so happy when I go to Subway and they are wearing their nametags that say *Sandwich Artist*. Hehehehee!

ah fuckit I do hate people after all

Axl Rose ....for fucking up guns and roses

Genesis .....for turning into a fucking bad pop band before imploding.

Boy bands....do I really need a reason.

Elton John....for turning into such a drama queen

John Bonham....for drinking himself to death and ending the greatest rock band ever.

Keith richards....fucker has cost me money in the death pool

Britney, Jessica, Ashley, Kelly , and any other bad fucking pop diva that couldn't sing as note without major studio effects.

American Idol for lowering musical standards for the masses.

Anyone that doesn't realize that Miles Davis is GOD

Anyone that claims to be punk....theres a reason why Johnny rotten still hates everyone ....its a lifestyle not a gimmick

Anyone that claims Curt Cobaine was this generations John Lennon....I know you grew up with shit for music but stop being a fuckwit already!

Courtney love for being such a dumbass yet still being worth millions and she killed Curt to boot. Who wouldn't off themselves married to her.

Kaj a goo goo.....the name says it all....

Jimmy, Janis, and Jim for being so incredibly stupid and robbing future generations of what was sure to be insane music.

Shannon Hoon and Brad Nowell for robbing themselves and us of what could have been.

Heroin for helping to kill so many people

and I still hate Lash because my keyboard is sticky....and because she builds things that make me think

I hate you for saying that.....bad bad very bad image.....make it stop

Neehai -- I have found my one, true love! Your hate for me only makes me want you more, you vivacious, perky, Barney-loving commie! I burn for your seering wit! I swoon for your biting satire (and sorted other body parts)! YOU ARE THE ONE!!!


Note to Lindens: Parody post. Don't beat me! OK, well maybe just a little.

*Edited to fix typos and add comedic resonance.

I also agree with most of your other *hates*

I hate myself.

I got an erection while reading Atlas Shrugged.. I don't deserve to be on the same planet as humans.. I am lower than cockroach shit.

Siggy.